Dude, perhaps a more grown up goal would be more useful? How about something like -
Wel it should go without saying that if I can read children's books then I have the grammar and basic vocabulary needed for all the things you mentioned...
I speak French because i Lived in Geneva for 10 years. I used to have a basic grasp of German, completely lost it, but i'm gonna get around to that one too.
And yes I expect someone here to challenge me within a month:)
Daniel temmet learned Icelandic in 7 days.
youtube.com/watch?v=qMz3gjl9x-M