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smurf   
14 Feb 2017
Love / Do I move from UK to Poland or not? (I met a Polish lady) [21]

Men who aren't scum of the earth would hate such an arrangement.

Bit harsh

If I knew I didn't have to work and someone would pay for everything for me I wouldn't think twice about quitting work and being a stay-at-home dad

I'd try and bring in a little money thru internet stuff but yea, give me the chance to quit a 40 hour work week and I'd be gone quicker than a hot snot
smurf   
13 Feb 2017
Love / Do I move from UK to Poland or not? (I met a Polish lady) [21]

should I move there I do like Poland

If ya really love her, yea f!ck it, you've nothing to lose except your heart

You can always do what the others lads with Polish wimmin do and teach Engerwish in crappy skools for sh!te money, but who cares, love beats all Ronnie.

F!ck the begrudgers and sure if it doesn't work out you'll have some stories to tell
smurf   
9 Feb 2017
Travel / Returning to Poland after 20 years in America [18]

You think it's bad in America?
I think you need to follow up on what those horrible sh!tgibbon PiS are doing to democract in your homeland coz if anything, Trump is following their playbook and they're more than a year ahead of him

Oh and the air pollution is giving people lung cancer on a daily basis

There's a reason so many Poles leave Poland and never return, think about it.
smurf   
9 Feb 2017
Real Estate / 100% LTV Mortgage on a purchase of an apartment in Krakow, Poland [4]

Is that true?

yep, pretty much exactly what cms says.

What some people do it get the 80% mortgage and a normal loan for the other 20%, but you'll be crucified with interest paying two loans back.

you won't get a 100% mortgage though
smurf   
14 Jan 2017
Love / Wedding after engagement in Poland [8]

it is in the Polish catholic society important to have weeding in one year after getting enganged?

no, Polish people usually get engaged when the woman falls pregnant, so it's 9 months at most, usually 6

But seriously, no, whoever told you that is yanking your crank
smurf   
6 Jan 2017
News / Poland blocks any action on climate change [569]

Then Poland should be a goldmine for companies willing to invest in the technology, the doors are wide open

One big problem; the current a$$hats in Warsaw
smurf   
4 Jan 2017
News / Ethnic tensions erupt in Ełk, Poland [180]

I can only go off the view of the learned Professor who has this opinion

I hate that crap, video games are not the problem it's like blaming spoons for knife crime.
smurf   
24 Dec 2016
Life / Cost of living in Katowice, Poland [53]

Having said that Poland is one of the safest countries in Europe :), although of course Crime does exist here like everywhere else

Oh absolutely; I suppose I was thinking in cases of personal security, assaults, murders, rapes etc. Poland's murder rate is really small compared to where I'm from; Ireland , the same goes for assaults and rapes; I thin the reason for this is so many assaults are related to drink in Ireland, while in Poland people drink as much (maybe more) but Poland doesn't have stupid licensing laws

But I agree, Poland is certainly a very safe country.
I was hit once, but it was a case of mistaken identity and the guy apologised and bought me a few pints. Had a bit of a shiner for a few days but y'know sh!t happens
smurf   
22 Dec 2016
Life / Cost of living in Katowice, Poland [53]

Katowice has crime rate above average

Does it?
I'm quite surprised by that, Kato is probably the safest place I've ever lived, have heard of some stabbings and assaults but nothing compared to bigger cities, I'd have thought Warsaw/Wroclaw were far worse, could be wrong though, but AFAIC it's pretty safe............except the driving, but that's just standard for Poland :D

I relocated from Olsztyn

To Katowice? And you, you're wife and a kid live on 2500zl per month?
G'way outta that ya messer
smurf   
21 Dec 2016
Life / Cost of living in Katowice, Poland [53]

The salary I have been offered is $2000/month.

If you're wife is going to work here then yea, you'll be fine, if she's not going to work then it's pretty average coz you'll be getting about 8-9000zl per month and split between 2 people that's 4000-4500zl per month which is not far above average.

In other words, you'll have an average lifestyle here, do you really move half way around the world to live in a Catholic, semi-dictatorship with average wages?

Tell them you want double

Numbeo is a good site for cost of living stats:
numbeo.com/cost-of-living/in/Katowice
smurf   
19 Dec 2016
News / Poland refuses to give jobs to British [19]

If you were lucy to get a job, you will notice how your work collagues treat you! You will be leaving sooner or later.

I certainly hope you didn't come to Poland and try to be an English teacher :D :D

And please don't say

work collagues

a colleague is someone you work with so putting 'work' in front of it is pointless.
smurf   
14 Dec 2016
News / Demonstrations in Poland in defence of democracy. [2554]

liberal leftist ideals

Can you name even two

liberal leftist

governments in Europe?

Oh wait you can't, Europe is, for the most part, central right, or further right, this idiotic belief that liberal leftist ideals is nothing more than exactly that; idiotic

turn into a complete facist dictatorship

It won't, it'll turn into what the Blueshirts wanted in Ireland, Catho-fascism. The thing is in Ireland the blueshirts were laughed out of it and they went off the play soldiers in Spain, can't see that happening here. What is hilarious though is that Poland's been America's biatch in the EU for years and years and now with Trump cozying up to Putin the idiots in the Sejm have no idea what to think.

Trump will sell out Poland to Putin in a heartbeat, just like Roosevelt did with Stalin. Poland make the huge error of not seeking close allies within the EU; Germany, France, Italy and Spain, instead they went for being America's European biatch and cozied up to Britain, and they're leaving the party :D

It really is a wonder anyone bothers voting at all in Poland when the politicians that have been in charge over the years have been so consistently useless.
smurf   
12 Dec 2016
News / What will drive Poland after 2020 - when Eu funding dries up? [96]

Germany become the European powerhouse

Cool, I'd rather have Merkel than Kuntchinsky or however you spell his name, rahter have her than May or Cameron or whoever the loser running France is.

european dictator

Jaroslow, Orban and that dingbat in that craphole Belarus are Europe's dictators.

sadly the eastern block including Poland were denied this help by comrade Stalin.

Yep, russia f!cked over Poland, as did the brits for selling out their excuse for going to war in the first place...........

This is a quote from Winston Churchill.....

We'll fight you Adolf if you invade Poland and impinge on their rights as a sovereign nation....oh, wait, Stalin, you want to have Poland after the war....ok dude, you have a sexy moustache, hopefully people will forgot I used the invasion of Poland as an excuse to go into war

You might as well argue that no one needs a passport or documentation to travel and live anywhere in the world.

Hopefully that day will come

earth

Why can't we just all get along y'know? We're all the one race; humans
Except for Polly, he's a douchebag
smurf   
29 Nov 2016
Life / Millennials even worse than baby-boomers? [60]

to the willl of the people and your new king.

The will of the people???
LOLZ

Holy f!ckin sh!tballs!, Did I miss a referendum where we were asked if some dead Jewish dude could be made king of a country that didn't even exist when he was alive?

Plus the fact that his mother is Queen, like, that doesn't work....although if you belive in the nonsense idea of the trinity then I suppose Jesus is God and the holy ghost so he doesn't have to feel guilty that he made his own mother pregnant and f!cked over his adopted father Joe
smurf   
29 Nov 2016
Life / Millennials even worse than baby-boomers? [60]

'The children now love luxury; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are tyrants, not servants of the households.

They no longer rise when their elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize over their teachers.'

-Socrates
smurf   
24 Nov 2016
News / Polish journalist punched on Russian TV [32]

Yea, but ya can't be going on Russian TV and saying stuff like that, like if some English lad came on Irish tele and said something we'd be lining up to punch him in the street, pretty sh!tty thing to say when you're a guest in a foreign country.

But....on the other hand I read some stuff last night that it was staged, I dunno, with political TV these days you can never tell the truth from the bullsh!t
smurf   
24 Nov 2016
News / Jesus Christ is Now Officially the King of Poland [164]

He was of Jewish descent and was an observant Jew, which made him Jewish

He was circumcised too, that's why St Paul of the gospels lost his sh!t when he found out that the new Christian church wasn't going to follow the same tradition
smurf   
22 Nov 2016
History / The ongoing de-Germanisation of the Nazis and the Holocaust adds to Poland's Responsibility [124]

are readily traceable to the unwritten 1960

56 years ago, get over it

you stop referring to Germans in your Holocaust narrative and we will bankroll Israel!

Ah so you're one of those 'alt-right' types that believes the Jews own the media, I bet you'd knee before Trump's buddy Bannon and take the whole sausage

As a result, Poles have been increasignly portrayed as co-resposnible for the Holocaust

No they haven't

thereby effectively diluting German guilt

No, every with half a brain knows the Nazis were responsible for the Holocaust. There's no denying that some Poles also killed Jews, we know that as fact, but Poles also helped the most Jews get away from the Nazis too.

coming to terms with the past

Yaa, Germans know they are guilty and they have and are dealing with it.

rarely is anyone asked to "come to terms" with their past wrongs against Poles.

No, not true.

This thread is boring and pointless; it's a metaphor for your life
smurf   
19 Nov 2016
History / German history of my new home in Poland [30]

Not

That's where I stopped reading, go get in the sea.

Join Ziem and don't bother posting to me coz I don't read it

and some are direct translations from the Irish like Greystones, na Clocha Liath

Where I'm from the Irish translates as 'sleeping rock' into English but the English name is just a mess :P