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Joined: 5 Oct 2008 / Male ♂
Last Post: 27 Oct 2009
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From: Poland, Szczecin
Speaks Polish?: Yes
Interests: music, foreign languages, movies, football

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jacob_89   
11 Feb 2010
Life / You are Polish if... [433]

you are polish if you went to work in the uk , you left your wife and kids behind
and you dont want to go back

You're a Polish woman if you went to the UK, use kilograms of makeup everyday and dye your hair in most unnaturally looking colors, wear too short t-shirts so everyone can see the ring in your navel, you forgot you had some boyfriend in Poland and your new boyfriend is an oddly brown shorter than you British whose name is Mahmood or anyhow similar and even though you've known him for a couple of weeks you're pregnant with him already, you don't even realize everyone around including your habibi considers you as a piece of crap because you're a Polish and everyone in Poland thinks Polish women are the most beautiful so you claimed that as a fact.

you are polish if you take something from a shop without paying

you are polish if your mother left you in the hospital and didnt come back!!!!

you are polish if you eat the Queen's swans .

you are polish if you went to work in the uk , you left your wife and kids behind
and you dont want to go back

what's actually your problem alfonso ? Got fired from job ?
jacob_89   
12 Apr 2009
Love / Top 5 Cities with most beautiful/ugly girls in whole Poland [65]

After being in Poland for some days,girls in other countries seem ugly and Poland is the only country where this happens.

Actually as a Pole i have to claim that from all the countries i visited girls in Hungary seemed to be the most attractive to me. But it was only 1 day in Budapest and hey, i live in Szczecin, lol (

the ugliest girls in whole Poland

2.Szczecin

)
Many Polish girls use too much make-up and think that the more fried at a sunbed they are the better they look. Simply too many dumb techno-lovers.
jacob_89   
19 Nov 2008
Life / Reasons for moving to Poland [291]

1. Job - VERY good wage, exact match to my areas of interests/skills/PhD, etc.

hmm... i always thought Polish wages are a reason why people DON'T want to move to Poland.