Food / What's your favorite Polish beer? [870]

How come nobody mentioned "LECH PREMIUM"? I'm really disappointed.


When I was in UK I saw a commercial of Stella in TV featuring polish actors. It was the one with priests on ice. Personally, I found both, the commercial and the beer not very good. :)

Food / What's your favorite Polish beer? [870]


I find that offensive!! :) :)

Frankly speaking, I always considered Tyskie as a indigent version of Lech. :)

Travel / Just back from Krakow [120]


I have read recently that a lot of people in Krakow complain about the behavior of British tourists, that come to the city only to get completely drunk, instead of visit some interesting landmarks, try some of the polish cuisine, and learn something about our culture....Maybe that's why all the inhabitants of Krakow that you have encountered and talked to during your stay where arrogant and didn't even crack a smile? :(

Travel / Just back from Krakow [120]

Easy there Frank. I didn't want to upset you, nor to state that all British people are drunkards. I was just merely quoting people from the articles.

Life / Why do people think that I'm Polish ? [92]


Touché, you cheeky little monkey, you!!! :)

PS: Speaking of hygiene, I noticed that a lot of English builders were lacking the habit of washing their hands after doing a poopoo or a lulu...And I'm not talking here only about the laborers, but also supervisors. For me it was unthinkable. :)

I don't know how does the situation look with other English blokes, but remember kidos, think twice before you shake English builders hand. :)

Love / Nice Polish women photos [329]

Yup. Polish women age terribly. For example, the first one in the post #38 is 24, the second one in the same post is 21, and the one in post #32 is basically still a child. :)

Life / Thoughts on Music in Poland [132]

They are Gypsies from Russia, that are currently living in NY City. :)

Food / Kopytka, pyzy, kluski [60]

The dish that you are looking for is called "kluchy na łachu". It's a typical dish from Wielkopolska region, and by their inhabitants it is very often called just "pyzy", which in other parts of Poland can mean something totally different.

Love / Nice Polish women photos [329]

Fell in love so quickly? :(

You're a very amorous fella, aren't you? :)

And I thought I saw them all... :)

Language / Polish or any Slavic language key to any other Slavic languages? [126]

That's true. Slovakian language is very similar to polish.

When it comes to Czech tongue, for a Polish speaker, it has to be the most hilarious language in the world. It's probably due to it's silly accent and some of their names for animals, items, products, professions, etc...

For example, let's take the word "pigeon". In Polish it's "gołąb", while in Czech it's "dachowy obersraniec", what in polish means more or less something like "something that is taking a shit on the roof". :)


I've met few Ukrainians, very friendly people, but what was really striking for me, that they only spoke Russian. It's kind of sad.

Life / Poland Religion in daily life/ INTERVIEW for school paper [28]


Exactly!


Are you sure we are thinking about the same Poland? :)


Bathrooms? :) :)


It's true that I've never saw a church with air conditioning, but they do heat churches in winter. It's just not an easy task to properly heat few centuries old building.

Life / Winter in Poland? [160]

Somewhere here on this board a Canadian girl wrote that polish winter is much more colder than the Canadian one. I was quite surprised hearing this. Now after your post I'm even more confused.

Food / What's your favorite Polish beer? [870]


I have changed my mind, this is what I find really offensive!! :) :)

Work / I want to move to Poland (but of course we need to find a good job) [117]

How did I know that you will get along perfectly with lef, the guy that thought that Poland is a third world country, that Poles still keep their dead in homes until burial, and that English speaker can earn for the individual lessons only up to 18 zł? :) Heh, how did I know that?? :)

Oh, and he knows what he is saying, because he has been here 10 times already. Probably only stayed in Chujowa Górka, but yeah, he can say that he was 10 times in Poland. :) LOL

PS: Why the nick change? I think that we all agreed that Dumbass really suits your personality. :)
Still, at least you have some sense of humor. Welcome back.:)

Work / I want to move to Poland (but of course we need to find a good job) [117]


I will take it as a compliment, as I really admired his knowledge and writing skills. Also I know why you could think that I'm being him. I don't usually lose my temper, but you guys really drove me mad with your comments.


You see... Even now you are not giving me any chance to get calm again.
I ask you, where! Maybe in Chujowa Górka they still keep their dead in their homes untill the burial, but certainly not here in Wielkopolska. :)

. :)

UK, Ireland / Polish Beer In The UK [98]

In the province it would cost you about 3,5/4zł. One pound = about 5,6 zł.
However the price is bigger in the cities. On the Stary Rynek, the center of Poznań, you will pay 8zł, while in Gdańsk it can even cost you 22zł.

PS: Good Polish beer costs 2,5zł in a store.

UK, Ireland / Polish Beer In The UK [98]

Place called "Tawerna" at Starówka. It's near the Neptune. Most expensive Żywiec that I have ever drank in my life. :)

UK, Ireland / Polish Beer In The UK [98]

Yeah I agree... As a justification a can only say that because of the treasonable alcohol I was temporarily insane, and didn't knew what I was doing. :)

Love / Why do Polish women prefer foreigners for boyfriends and husbands? [418]

Could it be that you are just looking for confirmation of that controversial thesis of yours, so that your ego would extend and you would have more confidence in approaching a polish girl? You know, if Polish guys are so terrible than polish girls must have lower standards and stuff like that, right? Well, sorry to disappoint you, but that is just plain old silly. Better luck next time, though. :)

PS: Actually I'm not sorry at all. I was just trying to be polite and I'm telling this just in case nobody would call me a liar. :) (yeah I know, sometimes I can be a real b!tch :) Don't want to offend anyone though, so don't take this joke to personally folks :) )

Work / I want to move to Poland (but of course we need to find a good job) [117]


There's always cable TV. :)

Love / Polish Girls vs Russian Girls [813]

You mean assets, right? :) :)

Love / Polish Girls vs Russian Girls [813]

iwona clearly stated that that remark was about uk and not about you. No need to be rude here.

Love / Tonight, I'm asking my Polish girlfriend if she'll marry me [36]

It's a little bit too late, but still, all the best blur13!!

UK, Ireland / Polish Beer In The UK [98]


Christ, I even forgot abut that beer. It was good once, but then somehow it became crappy. It's a real pity though. As for EB, I always wondered who actually buys that beer. Iit truly is a horrid one, just like Okocim. :)

UK, Ireland / Polish immigration in UK [491]


heheheh...Briliant. :)

But ulpolska, how can you say things like that! I've met a lot of Polish dogs in my life and they all were very polite and hard working animals and I’m sure they will contribute a lot to the development of your Parks. etc ect.... :)

Just had a Matyjasz moment there. :)

Life / Thoughts on Music in Poland [132]

I really enjoyed "Albóm" as a kid :), just like the rest of my primary school. :)

I just couldn't resist the lyrics. "Hej ty, k**wa ty, k**wa, k**wa, k**wa mać; Posłuchaj ch**u jeden, co spiewa nasza brać!" Pure poetry! :) Surprisingly, I don't listen to him much these days. Ok, maybe with the exception of the song "Scyzoryk". :)

Work / Average monthly salary in Poland is around 1000 PLN (few hundred bucks). [387]

Good point ikling. :)

Life / How Safe Are the Polish Cities? [179]

For shizzle my whitey nizzle! Tell da beatches da word! Peace out. :)

Love / Nice Polish women photos [329]

You should have tried also with polish men. It's even better. :)

Life / Child Adoption in Poland? [138]

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?? :(