OmegaSupreme
4 Jun 2011
Love / Polish dating tips [40]
Dos:
- Bring her a small gift. Flowers would be nice, but preferably something that she can stash away while out on the date. A small box of chocolates or candy would probably work well.
- Plenty of money. You're expected to pay for everything. If she offers to pay for anything, refuse. Such an offer is a test, and letting her pay for anything is an automatic fail.
- Plenty of compliments. Be sure to tell her how extraordinarily beautiful she looks, even if she doesn't. If you don't compliment her appearance within the first 30 seconds of meeting her, she'll hold it over your head for the rest of your life.
- Ideas of what to do. Polish women...well, all Slavic women in general expect a man to be a man. Know what you two are going to do for the evening. If you show the slightest bit of hesitation on your plans, she will then throw all of your plans out the window, drag you around town for the rest of the evening while every 2 minutes rubbing the fact that you're not a man into your face.
Don'ts:
- Forget to bring a small gift. Not unless you like the idea of all topics of conversation for the rest of the night being how you're a cheapskate and that she obviously is not worth a penny to you.
- Expect sex. Just....don't.
- Hint about sex. She'll then go on a 2 hour tirade on how you think she's a prostitute.
- Hesitate to pay. See above.
- Look at other women. Just trust me on this.
- Mention any women from your past. Regardless of how the date goes, she will quite literally hold this over your head for the rest of your life. Trust me on this also.
Those are not all-inclusive of what to do or don't do, but should give you a good start. Good luck!
Dos:
- Bring her a small gift. Flowers would be nice, but preferably something that she can stash away while out on the date. A small box of chocolates or candy would probably work well.
- Plenty of money. You're expected to pay for everything. If she offers to pay for anything, refuse. Such an offer is a test, and letting her pay for anything is an automatic fail.
- Plenty of compliments. Be sure to tell her how extraordinarily beautiful she looks, even if she doesn't. If you don't compliment her appearance within the first 30 seconds of meeting her, she'll hold it over your head for the rest of your life.
- Ideas of what to do. Polish women...well, all Slavic women in general expect a man to be a man. Know what you two are going to do for the evening. If you show the slightest bit of hesitation on your plans, she will then throw all of your plans out the window, drag you around town for the rest of the evening while every 2 minutes rubbing the fact that you're not a man into your face.
Don'ts:
- Forget to bring a small gift. Not unless you like the idea of all topics of conversation for the rest of the night being how you're a cheapskate and that she obviously is not worth a penny to you.
- Expect sex. Just....don't.
- Hint about sex. She'll then go on a 2 hour tirade on how you think she's a prostitute.
- Hesitate to pay. See above.
- Look at other women. Just trust me on this.
- Mention any women from your past. Regardless of how the date goes, she will quite literally hold this over your head for the rest of your life. Trust me on this also.
Those are not all-inclusive of what to do or don't do, but should give you a good start. Good luck!