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You are Polish if... [433]
you are polish if you went to work in the uk , you left your wife and kids behind
and you dont want to go back
You're a Polish woman if you went to the UK, use kilograms of makeup everyday and dye your hair in most unnaturally looking colors, wear too short t-shirts so everyone can see the ring in your navel, you forgot you had some boyfriend in Poland and your new boyfriend is an oddly brown shorter than you British whose name is Mahmood or anyhow similar and even though you've known him for a couple of weeks you're pregnant with him already, you don't even realize everyone around including your habibi considers you as a piece of crap because you're a Polish and everyone in Poland thinks Polish women are the most beautiful so you claimed that as a fact.
you are polish if you take something from a shop without paying
you are polish if your mother left you in the hospital and didnt come back!!!!
you are polish if you eat the Queen's swans .
you are polish if you went to work in the uk , you left your wife and kids behind
and you dont want to go back
what's actually your problem alfonso ? Got fired from job ?
