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southern   
15 Jun 2008
Life / POLES FIND CZECH FUNNY! [42]

an eccentric Czech???

For example when you get down on a small Moravian city train station and you see a 40 years old man with deep voice,upright posture and 10 cm heels,you know he is eccentric.Also when you get into the taxi and the taxi driver has a long hair,listens Czech rock and country and sings like cowboy on the ride with the window open,he is probably eccentric.When you get to the taxi in Prague and the driver reads pûrn magazines and he talks to you without hiding the pûrn magazines,he is eccentric.

When they get the fattest and rudest women all over Prague to serve tourists in restaurants in order to **** them,you can view it as eccentric.
southern   
5 Jun 2008
Life / POLES FIND CZECH FUNNY! [42]

In termas of culture I think czech culture is more famous and influencial especially czech cinema,czech literature.Of course it was due to Austrohungary as well but till now the cultural production is interesting.After all Czechs had two famous composers,the most famous writer and one of the most famous films.

I also like czech music,they have jazz,country,rock,every style.Czechs are a bit more mysterious and eccentric.
southern   
5 Jun 2008
Life / POLES FIND CZECH FUNNY! [42]

Also the Czechs do not resist to powers stronger than them for example they did not resist against Austrians,against Germans or against Russians while Poles tend to fight even if there is no chance to win.So the Czechs may appear spineless and retreating while the Poles obnoxious stubborn.

Anyway the Czechs tend to adjust better(for example even buildings from communist era are better in CR than in Poland) and take everything they see positive from a system(they kept some equality socialist system and atheism from communist period).

The Poles are constant fighters.
southern   
5 Jun 2008
Life / POLES FIND CZECH FUNNY! [42]

So do they dislike Poles or are they indifferent?

They do not feel great sympathy to Poles(except from Moravians who go often in and out of Poland) but they are indefferent to them because they care more about german danger.I mean nationalistic parties are anti-german and not anti-pole.

I have found great similarities in both cultures and the differences which exist are more due to history under different occupators.
I noticed that in vaccations Poles and Czechs get quite well along except that Poles drink Zywiec and vodka and Czechs prefer czech beer.Czechs also bring with them czech food to eat on vaccations in many cases while Poles tend to try some local drinks.
southern   
5 Jun 2008
Life / POLES FIND CZECH FUNNY! [42]

Basically the Czechs are very liberal.For example Prague is full of gay bars.They are 90% atheists.So they find Poland a bit right wing and conservative and this causes any kind of negative opinion that exists though as far as I have seen Czechs mostly ignore Poland,they seldom visit except from Moravians who live close.
southern   
5 Jun 2008
Life / POLES FIND CZECH FUNNY! [42]

Poles are neutral towards Czechs,Czechs dislike mostly Poland,many of them have never bothered to visit Poland at all.Basically both Czechs and Poles are anti-german and less against each other,so they do not care.

Maybe Moravians like Poles more,they have similarities in mentality and there is polish minority in Moravia.
southern   
2 Jun 2008
Love / Is Indian/Polish relationship possible? [370]

by the way i eat cow

You eat cow?You commit such a sin?I can see the indian devil waiting for you.

First you try to fool Poles that Indians are richer than them while the averge indian icnome is 30 times less than the polish one.
Then you try to prove that India is more productive while indian GDP per capita is 16 times lower than polish.
Now you try to prove that it is permitted to eat cows and reveal that in these places it is not permitted to eat pigs.I guess there are muslims there.So I predict where you can eat cow you have to abstain from pork and when you eat pork there is no cow meat.And where Europeans and Christians live,it is allowed to eat both.It does not need rocket scientific mind.

I wrote that Poles are 14 cm taller than Indians on average.You can add that there are many tall Indians.
I also wrote that indian IQ is 20 points lower than the polish one.You can object that there are many smart Indians.
Bingo!You never thought you had to face the touch Slavs and the mighty Balkans.
southern   
2 Jun 2008
Love / Is Indian/Polish relationship possible? [370]

You get beef and pork in almost all the restaurants (except vegetarian restaurant, very hard to find) in kerala.

In Poland you can get beef and pork in every restaurant in all cities.There are no limitations.
What is difficult to do in Poland is to swim with thousands of people in a river together with cows.There are not enough holy cows to bring to swim with you.
southern   
1 Jun 2008
Love / Is Indian/Polish relationship possible? [370]

The country which contains the most millionaires is?......

Still USA.But Russia has the most billionaires living in one city.

Grzegorz is this train the indian high speed intercity?I see a lot of passengers in the first class.

The reason India as a whole is not so rich is that there are a lot of poor people

Average salary in India is 800$ per year.Average wages in Poland are 1300$ per month.I object that India is not so rich.
With 1300$ per month a Pole can pass as a millionaire in India.So according to indian standards Poland has about 25 million millionaires.Not bad.
southern   
31 May 2008
Love / Is Indian/Polish relationship possible? [370]

i have things to do in real life and I decided to ignore internet TRolls like you

I realize you have to get back to your cow.Be careful not to scare her.

You cant justify yourself with any rational explanation

You think that low GDP of India is attributed to lack of masturbation?Or cow preservation?
southern   
31 May 2008
Love / Is Indian/Polish relationship possible? [370]

no milkshakes in India? no smoothies with milk or yoghurt???

Yes,maybe they make them from frogs.

no burger king??

You mean a rat king?

what about Polish cows?

They are very noble.Last time in Poland I noticed some eating peacefully the grass.They seemed happy in polish grass.

and the stuck up ladies?? tell us.

Polish girls are not cows.You may call them rybki,ptaci,kocky but not cows.There are also no dog girls in Poland.And no horse faced.
southern   
31 May 2008
Love / Is Indian/Polish relationship possible? [370]

well, that kinda speaks for itself, doesnt it...

If you for example drink mleko,you probably do a sin which is unforgivable.Imagine eating beef.You go straight to hell without ticket.
If your attention is constantly on cows,natural selection does not work good on girls and so we have all this tragedy.

As for me,I strongly favour the polish girls and disapprove the cows.
southern   
31 May 2008
Love / Is Indian/Polish relationship possible? [370]

cos he politely noted that

My politeness is my problem because it is regarded as weakness.

yeah indians dont have to masturbate

Indians drink cow's urine.It brings them orgasm greater than any masturbation.

Anyway what I reacted to was the ridiculous attempt to present India's economy better than Poland's while the GDP per capita in Poland is 16 times more than GDP per capita in India.The IQ also in India is 85 on average which is 20 points lower than polish IQ which stands at 105.

When we take all this stuff into account it is very strange that Indians worship the cow.
southern   
31 May 2008
Love / Is Indian/Polish relationship possible? [370]

Of course I masturbate a lot.I am the king of masturbation.But I cannot reach India's GDP.

Anyway what I suggested is that polish GDP per capita is over 16000$ while India's GDP per capita is 1000$.This makes a 16fold difference in favour of Poland.

As far as polish girls are concerned I know that they cannot be compared to the holy cows of India.
southern   
31 May 2008
History / "Poland's Concentration Camp" ?? [570]

Maybe jewish soap found use in polish concentration camps as well.Harry has to search for soap.
southern   
31 May 2008
Love / Is Indian/Polish relationship possible? [370]

India's GDP & GNP are significantly higher than Poland's

Yes,because India has 30 times the population of Poland.GDP per capita is much higher in Poland.(16 times higher than in India).
I mean only by masturbating,the 1.2 billion people of India could produce sperm of worth that would give them a GDP higher than in many other countries.
southern   
29 May 2008
History / "Poland's Concentration Camp" ?? [570]

Almost every country in Europe run concentration camps at that time.The Spanish,the French in colonies,the English,The Soviets,the Balkan states,almost everyone.How many countries had fascist regimes before WW2?All of them run concentration camps where they kept their political opponents.

So that Poland had concentration camps as well is nothing of importance.
southern   
27 May 2008
History / "Poland's Concentration Camp" ?? [570]

Harry,the concentration camps in Poland before the WW2 were run by aliens.They used them to land UFOs and stuff.Now they build some camps for you.You have to run to catch them before it is too late.
southern   
26 May 2008
History / "Poland's Concentration Camp" ?? [570]

So you believe that the pre-war camp in which enemies of the state were sent without trial and tortured was just a holiday camp?

Yes,they were holiday camps.I for example used to tan there.

And the post-war camps which were staffed entirely by Poles and run on the orders of the Polish government (which was composed entirely of Poles) were not Polish camps.

They are still operating in Sopot.You can get there for some baths if you want.

libelling respected individuals and businesses

Oh,my God.You drive a business in PF?A respected one?
southern   
26 May 2008
History / "Poland's Concentration Camp" ?? [570]

Who created the ghetto of Warsaw?The Poles or the Germans?
Who created the crematorium in Auschwitz?The Poles or the Germans?Were ethnic Poles gased in Auschwitz or not?
Did any ethnic pole organization participate in the extermination of Jews like Latvian and Estonian groups did?How many Jews found shelter and hid in ethnic Poles' homes?
southern   
25 May 2008
History / "Poland's Concentration Camp" ?? [570]

I wouldn’t even cross the road to p*ss in your mouth if your teeth were on fire.

This would be your treatment for Jews in Auschwitz?

Doesn’t change the fact that Poland ran concentration camps before and after WWII

Yes,they kept there Nazis and hamsters.

to stop the denial and start to accept what their country and countrymen did.

Yes,they accepted that they fought against Germans who used to burn them in Auschwitz.

God knows

It seems you are in direct communication with Him.

I’m allowed to vote here.

Where?In the no man's land?
southern   
24 May 2008
Genealogy / Polish person's average height? [210]

that northern Germans are often taller than southern Germans

Yes,this is obvious.Northern Germans(above Koblenz) probably belong to a race,let's call it nordic which includes all former Hansa cities from my observations.

People in Hamburg,Holland,Estonia,Pommern,south Norway,Sweden have more or less the same height.
southern   
24 May 2008
Genealogy / Polish person's average height? [210]

but what about those Dinaric Serbs?

Notice the height of people in Dinaric Alps.These are the Dinaric Serbs.
185.6 cm for men,171 cm for women.

If you notice,the entire population of Germany has height under the average czech, which I had predicted.Young population in Germany may have greater height(181 cm for men) but I am sure that young czech population has greater height than average czech population as well(I suppose 182-183 cm for men).

Also german population height is slightly below polish height which I also predicted.
(of course you can claim that this is largely due to east Germans integration whose height is lower than western Germans'.East Germans' height has actually lowered after 1989 further,so now there is considerable difference between the two parts).
southern   
24 May 2008
Genealogy / Polish person's average height? [210]

Here are some heights.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height

You see a height of 185.6 cm for men among Dinaric Serbs.