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Bratwurst BoyThreads: 3
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Gender: Male Edited by: Bratwurst Boy Mar 11, 10, 11:43 / #229
Better "demonic" than dumb! ;)
Hey Bratwurstboy I got some German jokes for you. But, They are more humiliating than your jokes.
1:What is the Ethnicity of the Best Philosopher of Germany who the Nazis adored?
A:Polish Friedrich Nietzche
In it Nietzsche is even more adamant about his Polish Identity. “I am a pure-blooded Polish nobleman, without a single drop of bad blood, certainly not German blood.”On yet another occasion Nietzsche stated: “Germany is a great nation only because its people have so much Polish blood in their veins... I am proud of my Polish descent.
Even by virtue of my descent, I am granted an eye beyond all merely local, merely nationally conditioned perspectives; it is not difficult for me to be a "good European." On the other hand, I am perhaps more German than present-day Germans, mere citizens of the German Reich, could possibly be—I, the last anti-political German. And yet my ancestors were Polish noblemen: I have many racial instincts in my body from that source—who knows? [...] When I consider how often I am addressed as a Pole when I travel, even by Poles themselves, and how rarely I am taken for a German, it might seem that I have been merely externally sprinkled with what is German
Even the Term Ubermensch in German was Termed by Nietzche before the Nazis. According to Nietzche (Which I agree with)
Poles are the Ubermensch that are the only reason Germany is a great nation. Much more accurate words from a Polish Genius Nietzche. Than, a delusional inbred Austrian.
2. What was the Ethnicity of the person who invented Television in Germany?
A:Polish Kashubian Ethnic Paul Nipkow
Who the Nazis ADORED for inventing Television
3: What was the Ethnicity of the Person who invented Modern Bee Hives & Bee Keeping & The Study of Bees in Germany?
A: Polish
Jan Dzierżon (16 January 1811 – 26 October 1906), was a pioneering apiarist who discovered the phenomenon of parthenogenesis among bees, and designed the first successful movable-frame beehive.
Dzierzon came from a Polish family in Silesia
In 1835, Dzierzon discovered that the drones are produced from unfertilized eggs. The discovery was published in 1845. The publication proposed that while queen bees and female worker bees were the result of fertilization, drones were not, and that the diets of immature bees contributed to their subsequent roles. His results caused a revolution in bee crossbreeding and may have influenced Gregor Mendel's pioneering genetic research
In 1936 his birthplace, Lowkowitz, was renamed Bienendorf ("Bee Village") in recognition of his work with apiculture. (Around that time the Nazi German government changed many Slavic-derived placenames, of which Lowkowitz was an example.) The village was renamed £owkowice after the region came under Polish control following World War II.
(Yes the Nazis Worshipped another Pole)
4: What was the Ethnicity of the German who Discovered Leukemia, Created Modern Pathelogy & Anthropology.
A:Polish Ethnic Rudolf Virchow
5: what is the Ethnicity of one of the Best Physicists of Germany who came up with String Theory?
A: Polish Silesian Ethnic Theodor Kaluza
6: Who created the First Cinema, Movie Projectors to Germany
A: Max Skladanowsky (Although I can't confirm Polish) That seems to be a most likely Polish or West Slavonic Surname,.
7: What was one of Hitlers favorite Movie & His Favorite Actress Ethnicity?
A: Polish Pola Negri she played an actress in The 1935 Willi Forst picture Mazurka gained much popularity in Germany (Which was one of Hitler's Favorite Movies)