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PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]
The PF house hold is heating up, with yet another member evicted.
Earlier this week we saw another member OsiedleRuda leave but there is a new Gunslinger in town and with the bible in one hand and a caliber 44 in the other, he has made himself almost impossible to deal with but he don't give a damn about the emasculated cowardly fools because if he doesn't get you with the right hand the left hand's gonna.
The inmates of PF are also wondering if they should still hold a grudge against the Germans but it seems they are trying to draw attention away from themselves by pointing fingers, a common tactic in this dog eat dog house.
The attitude of the Polish PF household inmates are impolite and withdrawn, not getting many points there.
The English and one deluded paddy wants everyone out of 'their' house.
They are all lounging around and calling everyone else lazy moaning scroungers.
Another member thinks he can buy the PF house hold for 250,000 zl but the overwhelming response is NO but some are saying wait for the house to crash.
The Jews have not cleaned the dishes.... again and people are telling them to clean up their act.
The Texan from Poland asked everyone to ask her a personal question but when people replied and offered suggestions she broke into and emptied the drinks cabinet.
And our main sponsor 'Taco Bells' have pulled out due to poisoning and bad hygiene.
The houses hold members deny the accusations.
Wroclaw boy is convinced the PF house is haunted and Seanus thought he saw something on his K2 meter and they want to call in the 'Ghost Busters' or at least get everyone to hold hands in a circle and sing the theme tune to the film.
The PF house is just too much for some inmates as Joepilsudski is becoming increasingly paranoid and is arguing with Crow, that all the cameras are part of an elaborate Jewish atheist plot while Crow is adamant that it is not the Jews but the Mujahedin, Islamic league, EU, NATO IN USA and Germany Union or better known, but only to him, as the MILENIUG.
A recent outbreak of vampirism or at least the rumour of it, has made some inmates put crucifixes in each room. Jesus left the PF household muttering that he never wants to see another crucifix again.
Romance is always in the air in the house but the PF lads just don't seem to have the bottle to even talk to the girl and seek advise and conciliation from other members who promptly make fun of them.
Most of the house mates are getting sick of having Polish products and are happy enough that everything they use is made in some sweatshop, oh I mean sweetshop in the people's republic of China.
Delphiandomine is trying to convince all the other house mates that the stink in the washing closet can't be his because his doesn't smell.
And southern has not been seen since the beginning of the show, ever since he locked himself in the closet and refuses to come out.
And last but by no means least we have the double Dutch with their advanced futuristic thinking, wondering when the rest of us apes are going to evolve into something resembling sentient beings but unfortunately none of the lesser life forms can understand that inconceivable language. So the Dutch just end up throwing clogs in a last ditch attempt at communication.
This is SeanBM signing off from another PF household omnibus.
And remember folks "Stay tuned....Stay on Topic."