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Daisy   
6 Nov 2008
News / GERMANS WANT TO GERMANIZE KOPERNIK (COPERNICUS)! OUTRAGE! [1016]

i had horrible day on the job, realy horrible... it was in case with some delivery

You probably upset them, so now they're getting revenge

from Neander Thal in Germany! :)

aah, so that's what's wrong......they're Germanized
Daisy   
3 Nov 2008
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

Isn't it something to do with two different women pouring tea from the same pot?

No, see above, one woman brews the pot of tea, but another woman pours the tea...so if you don't want ginger twins, the woman who brewed the tea should pour it as well
Daisy   
3 Nov 2008
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

I can never remember what it is that one has to do in the teamaking process for the result to be ginger twins, but is this a possibility?

One person brews it, but another person pours it, the recipient will have ginger twins
Daisy   
2 Nov 2008
UK, Ireland / Hand washing at public toilets in the UK [75]

here's one good reason for never sitting on a public toilet seat

Man is found glued to toilet seat
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/black_country/7704603.stm
Daisy   
28 Oct 2008
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

Playing it safe by mentioning BB and Sean this week szar........you're what my dad would call a 'fully signed up member of the self preservation society' in other words a coward....still credit where it's due, when you grovel, you grovel with style.

Another fine edition Pan Pie :)
Daisy   
27 Oct 2008
UK, Ireland / Hand washing at public toilets in the UK [75]

I only wondered if she washes her hands! I wasn't thinking about defecation, I swear!

Don't be silly! The Queen doesn't wipe her own arse, she's got servants to do that for her, then they butter her scones for afternoon tea
Daisy   
13 Oct 2008
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

Eh? executive director please

I hope you're not expecting a big bonus, while vincent does all the work
Daisy   
13 Oct 2008
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

He also asked me to point out that normal services will return shortly and no blame for the following article should be directed at him

Typical manager.

Brilliant round up of the week Vincent :)

*throws helmet into air*

You'd be lost without that helmet *makes note to remember that*
Daisy   
7 Oct 2008
Language / Help in finding household object [8]

but did you try the method with warm water, salt and aluminium foil? maybe it will help...

I use warm water, aluminium foil and soda crystals, that works brilliantly
Daisy   
6 Oct 2008
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

Marvelous edition Mr Pie and to think I was about to post some Scouse jokes on the cheer me up thread. I'll save them until tomorrow :)
Daisy   
1 Oct 2008
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

Szarlotka, you claim to be bereft of inspiration
Yet bring to us another fine creation
For this we show our warm appreciation
Daisy   
26 Sep 2008
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

Look make no mistake, this is a coup d'etat. I've been cast aside like last season's Armani dress

More excuses, you don't get out of writing the next one that easily.
Daisy   
26 Sep 2008
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

Splendid round up of the week Miranda, careful, you'll be giving that lazy git Szarlotka excuses not to do anymore.

How brutal can it get?... How brutal could it be!!!

Not as brutal as I'm going to get if you don't quit whingeing
Daisy   
23 Sep 2008
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

I could think of a few posts and posters destined for Room 101

I think a few have already gone there
Daisy   
17 Sep 2008
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

Mind you for a brown paper parcel full of used £20 notes....

A package has been placed in a secure location, the whereabouts of which, will be revealed on receipt of the individuals name