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From: Poland, Chelmza
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local_fela   
17 Jul 2013
Love / I Love a Polish Girl (I'm from India) [28]

you don't need to be! i have been with my first polish gf like this- i mean via web and same stuff are you are going through.. but it has been a good one. language is not really a problem as long as you can even learn a fair minimum of polish as well.

GL ;)
local_fela   
10 Jul 2013
Real Estate / Buying a flat in Krakow; prices are still falling? [200]

thanks for your reply. i do have all the these.

If you are not EU citizen you might have to get a permission for buying a property. The transaction will be handled by agent and notaries. With the credit they will want you full time working contract.

but I am not earning like the first commentor- earning 10k in Euros..

I was thinking that a flat might be available around 120-135k PLN.. but tough in Krakow.
local_fela   
10 Jul 2013
Life / Living Costs and life in Poznan? [70]

After a year living in Poland, 2000zl is enough to have a good lifestyle- if single and nothing extravagant...
local_fela   
13 Jun 2013
Love / Polish girls are so nice.. they like dancing, flirting, and have fun [11]

I noticed many girls are learning spanish and like the spanish/latin culture...is this so or am I wrong??

yeah i see how dumb they are becoming!

Forget it, the hot ones have all got men

but they would still f&*k other men at the same time! ;)
local_fela   
12 Jun 2013
Real Estate / Buying a flat in Krakow; prices are still falling? [200]

Merged: Details about buying a flat in Krakow

Hi all,

I am really interested in buying a flat in Krakow. However, I don't have that amount of money. But I believe your replies with guide me to prepare myself.

I am not a non EU citizen but I am working and earning a decent living here in Krakow.

As my girlfriend and me, we want to move in together I was thinking more about buying a flat than renting one.

I would like to know:

1) the minimum amount of deposit of the value of the property- the banks would ask for the mortgage.
2) agent fee
3) legal fees & paper works
4) any other cost I might incur during the purchase of the property.

Thanks
local_fela   
16 May 2013
Work / Salary and cost of living information - Krakow [257]

You'll need about 2k to rent a small flat, 300-400 bills, at least 1k for food, so nothing will left.

Are you kidding me mate??

Rent is cheaper than that! further from the Center you can easily get a one bedded flat for 1200zl or lesser.

1K for food?? are you a hippo? O_o.. stop misleading this guy!

Back to the topic.. I am a foreigner, earning nearly the same amount of money like you (5000zl gross) which is good money here.
In my case it is as same as my other foreign colleagues. I drink and smoke a lot... Despite that you can still save something if you aint like me!

Rent (one double sized bedroom)- 1000zl max- mostly it comes all inclusive
Travel(within Krakow)- 100zl (All lines of trams and buses)
Food- 600zl minimum
Phone- 50zl

So, out of your 3000zl net, these I would consider as 'fixed' expense.. The rest is up to you! Drinking, calling an Escort, smoking or saving..

Thats the real figure mate! you are alright with what you gonna earn!
local_fela   
26 Feb 2013
Work / 4,000 zl in Piła as a teacher - enough to live? [14]

4,000 zl gross a month and I was wondering if it is enough to live decently here

yes! it will be enough to live a normal life and save some too. my ex gf was earning around 4100zl and after tax she was coming out with a net of around 2800zl-2900zl as of last year. So with 4000zl, you should be taking home app. 2700zl.

Currently, living in Krakow I personally spend like around 2500zl- rent, food, travelling, daily shopping, tobacco, other things and including every weekend out. I bet that in Pila, it will be way cheaper.
local_fela   
12 Feb 2013
Work / Average monthly salaries in Poland's voivodships [12]

A few people in Poland make tons of money

agreed mate! actually these areas (Katowice & Warsaw) could be areas where there are top CEO, directors and other big 'fish', the salary is being divided among the inhabitants around there.

what i mean here is that there are many people earning a lot and the distribution, when it comes to the workforce still stays strong. Just need to do some Maths and you will get the reality.

for example, in London, there are many big 'fishes' so when the mean income is calculated, they still come out on top. because of the gap compared to other counties.

Well, some people might change their mind and move to these places, however, be careful as you are not aware of the cost of living yet. I bet any Polish person can say that in these places, the cost of living would be signinficantly higher.
local_fela   
5 Jan 2013
News / The lottery of life: Where to be born in 2013. Poland ranks 33 out of 80. [23]

Would your parents have wanted your country of birth to have been like Nigeria in terms of infrastructure, life expectancy, crime rates, literacy etc?

Ok, for that I would say no! neither me nor you would want our kids to be born in Nigeria! It's not only about luck its about how worthy you make you like become! The choice is always on the person! You could be living in Switzerland but choose to become a hacker or you could be living somewhere in the slums in India but choose to be an actor or a professional! well the fact also depends on the opportunities you get to give it a go! So luck is not really the bottom line of things.

I wouldn't say that, I just can't seem to find what you mean to be saying...

What i am trying to say mate is that, the article/table is misleading given all the points ive outlined earlier! Like I said, there are other countries which should have been on that list and could well be placed 50th or below! Ok, should Greece still be on that list? :O mmmmmmm
local_fela   
5 Jan 2013
Life / sweet words to use in Poland with shopkeepers [14]

With such an aproach you won't make many friends.

i am not there to make 'friends' and I just want to know that because, i see them everyday and they are like my grandmum's age!!

They are in work, you're strangers to each other, and you are supposed to be served quickly at the till to make other people wait less.

Sorry, no disrespect to anyone- but that sounds like 'customer services' in Poland is NIL, pecially customers you see on a daily basis!
I am not there neither to flirt nor to make friends- ohh come on why you think with a close mind....

For the love of god stop be so Polish :)

Paczkę fajeczek, droga Pani, i zapałeczki.

thank you guys! ;)
local_fela   
5 Jan 2013
Life / sweet words to use in Poland with shopkeepers [14]

Happy new year to all! I wanted to know about some sweet wordies to use in the shops around with some local people.

What I mean is that, all the places in UK, you will find shopkeepers being friendly- like: 'hello mate', 'hello honey', 'good morning sweetheart', 'morning local fella', or something like this to be used around the town....

I have seen it that Poles accept only Polish jokes as of now because of there historical thing which comes out first when they say why ain't so much developed but to be honest they ain't a muslim country or whatsoever not to take such a warm welcoming 'hello' from a customer! no one is going to to 'fist a nanny in her vag'! it's just out of politeness! I don't know much Polish! But just you know try to be nice to some grannies who sell me out me fags and some other things on a daily basis!

bottom line: let me know some cute nice polish sentence i can say in a shop to make the shopkeeper feel easy- pecially if uve lived in britain for a while u would know what i mean! Ain't British btw!

cheers!
local_fela   
4 Jan 2013
News / The lottery of life: Where to be born in 2013. Poland ranks 33 out of 80. [23]

You made a point about GDP in various countries. However, this does not necessarily translate into a better quality-of-life for its citizens which is what The Economist survey addressed. Therefore you are not comparing like with like.

Thank you! Therefore, it doesn't mean that a kid born in Nigeria, for example, will have better life opportunities ahead. Because this thing is biased. What are the exact bases used to calculate these figures?

The Economist has been around since mid 1800's. It is a well respected publication and you can be sure people working at the World Bank do indeed read it on a regular basis. I don't see what benefit they could get from being biased.

That does not mean that they are 100% trust worthy! News needs to be sold mate- like hot cakes! There is not a better way to kickstart the year with some 'partially' biased info!

In corrupt societies the greasy palms always come out on top.

ahhh! so you see again! I am 101% sure that Nigeria is much more corrupt than the Seychelles & Mauritius! You can't deny that!

SOL is much more better in Mauritius than in Nigeria!
local_fela   
4 Jan 2013
News / The lottery of life: Where to be born in 2013. Poland ranks 33 out of 80. [23]

To be honest! this list is very very biased!! because of the omission of many countries! the globe doesn't consists only of 80 countries! Come on, I can find 10 countries better than Nigeria to have better life opportunities instead of getting into a gang and get yourself killed! No offence! But it's true!! a quote from one paragraph from the link on top: "Among the 80 countries covered, Nigeria comes last: it is the worst place for a baby to enter the world in 2013." so what happens to the rest of the other countries? A country like Seychelles and Mauritius dominates Africa. Yet nowhere to be heard despite having a positive growth year by year.

Look at the stats of Seychelles: a GDP of $11,170/ capita and of Nigeria: $1,490/capita, Mauritius: $8,654/capita...

Ease of doing business published by the World Bank (that directly implies that there would be investors seeking to invest in these countries as it's easier and could be in a way 'cheaper'- so what is this paragraph talking about in the original article:-

''Warren Buffett, probably the world's most successful investor, has said that anything good that happened to him could be traced back to the fact that he was born in the right country, the United States, at the right time (1930). A quarter of a century ago, when The World in 1988 light-heartedly ranked 50 countries according to where would be the best place to be born in 1988, America indeed came top.'' if there is investment in an economy then there is more chance to it moving to the right direction..

doingbusiness.org/~/media/GIAWB/Doing%20Business/Documents/Annual-Reports/English/DB13-full-report.pdf

Page 3!

Again, from the World Bank report: this chart shows how well these countries they are doing.

Yes, many might argue that I have no point here, but to be honest the article published by Economist Intelligence is either talking about those kids who will have no burden to pay the countries debt, as 'implied' in paragraph 8 or it's just b*llsh*tting around..

I am not an Economist or Accountant or whatsoever, but to be honest, 'Economist Intelligence' should have been much more clearer when they realise an article and outline everything as other bodies of Statistics.
local_fela   
21 Oct 2012
Work / Study ACCA (Association of Chartered Certified Accountants) in Poland [6]

Hi.

I was wondering if anyone knows about ACCA in Poland? I mean I want to continue with my ACCA studies which I was doing in UK however, as I am settled now here in Poland, I would like to do it from here.

Any of you knows about any college/uni or private teachers for ACCA here in Poland?

Thanks

Karl
local_fela   
5 Oct 2012
Law / Fast divorce in Poland? [9]

Wot???????? even if both parties saying that its a mutual decision and no sueing or neither of us wants to claim damages?

Because my visa expires in February next year, so by the time my divorce case will be pending, I will probably have no chance to find other way to renew my VISA!
local_fela   
3 Oct 2012
Law / Fast divorce in Poland? [9]

Any one has any idea, how long does the Divorce process takes in Poland?
local_fela   
1 Oct 2012
Law / Stay in Poland after Divorce- Yes or No? [5]

Griff, thanks mate! I appreciate what you wrote, but for me it concerning visa problem actually.

Sally- fortunately, I don't have a baby with that woman.. But I am just employed full time here, with a 'permanent' contract in an American company, so I cannot study as I do not have time to be honest.

However, is there anyway to be divorced and still stay here?

Because as it turns out, she has been cheating on me and I am not in a situation to stay with a woman who has been cheating on me and will still have sex with her bf. And I think I am forced to use divorce as an option.
local_fela   
1 Oct 2012
Law / Stay in Poland after Divorce- Yes or No? [5]

Hi all.

Been through hard times recently, and I would like to know if ever I divorce my wife, will I still be able to stay in Poland when my Karta Pobytu expires next year? I have been surfing through some websites recently and I could not find anything. I am neither in a situation to afford legal advise.

I do work here and I am able to afford a living. So I am not a lazy man just sitting idle and just drinking. Just to let you know why I want to divorce from my wife, its because I caught her cheating on me. And she had a affair with a man since more than 4 weeks. I do have proof for that. and she even admitted that to me when we had a fight last week.. Today she moved out with her bf..

i'd appreciate your help.

Thanks.