Life / COMBATING "POLACK" JOKES [460]

Plenty of historical evidence that Poles are not stupid. Its actually to your advantage to have people underestimate you. :) I'm just sayin..

Life / COMBATING "POLACK" JOKES [460]

New American dream = Victim status.

Life / COMBATING "POLACK" JOKES [460]


Chicago. If they gave the US an enema, Chicago is where they would stick the hose. -Lol.

Seriously though, Most Americans I know couldn't tell you what a pollack was.

Life / COMBATING "POLACK" JOKES [460]

I haven't heard them for 30 years here in the states.

Life / I'm from Polish descent. CAN YOU GUYS EXPLAIN THE EU TO ME? [115]

Its the United States of Europe. Shhhhh! just don't tell the Europeans, They either haven't figured it out yet, or they think we haven't. :)

Four things a nation make:
1. Borders
2. Language
3. Culture
4. Currency

1. Borders = Gone
2. Language = English (2nd universal)
3. Culture = Secular Socialism
4. Currency = Euro

Keep this under your hat. :/ We don't want to frighten anyone.

Life / COMBATING "POLACK" JOKES [460]

Other than maybe Bill Cosby, You just put every black comic out of work.

Life / COMBATING "POLACK" JOKES [460]

Trying to attach Polish jokes to Nazis and then saying that American media promoted it is just silly. Especially since most visual media has had a disproportionate number of jews in it forever. Unless you mean to say that jews took swipes at Poles after the war via American media. Is that what you are insinuating?

You seem to be bigoted against white males only. Why is that?

Life / COMBATING "POLACK" JOKES [460]

Oh no! I have a banjo.

Well, Its the only group without special legal rights and representation.

Life / COMBATING "POLACK" JOKES [460]


Correct, they are in fact Immigrant jokes here in the US. Poles, Irish, Italian, Cuban, Mexican... Just fill in the blanks.

Life / COMBATING "POLACK" JOKES [460]


Huh, I'm above par then. I speak American, Spanish (North American) and love.(cunnilingual)


I've read Mein Kampf from Mein Kumpfy chair. Nothing unusual or original about leaders trying to influence populations. Pharaohs and Caesars understood this. Al Gore does too. :)

Rat jokes have not really been in vogue during my lifetime here. Anyways, most jews that I know are pretty self-effacing anyways. If I hear one of these rat jokes it will probably be from a jew.

White folk aren't the majority where I live. I probably forgot more about Black people than your professors ever knew. I've told more black jokes and heard more redneck jokes than you could possibly believe. East Asian jokes too.

Let me guess, You think everyone is stupid and can't find a way to get along in the world without your help and ideals right? You are just the kind of person who is needed to take charge of things and straighten out this whole mess right? Good luck Mr/Ms. Stalin.

Go bend the ear of some hipsters in the coffee shop because grown-ups know exactly how things work already.

Life / COMBATING "POLACK" JOKES [460]

Being offended doesn't take any intelligence. Besides, the joke only hurts if its true.

Life / COMBATING "POLACK" JOKES [460]


That joke is funny every time!

Ethnic jokes are funny usually because there is some truth to them. I'm not sure when It became criminal to realize and discuss similarities among groups of people, but this censorship needs to die. Quickly. I have engaged people of all sorts in this kind of thing and it has always been a great time. Its a chance to observe your group from the outside.

If you have some Yank jokes I'd be glad to hear them. Unlike some groups, we can handle it.

News / Should 16-year-olds in Poland vote? [58]

Which party will this put into power?

USA, Canada / Most common ancestries in the USA [56]

Never thought of it that way. Prolly cuz Im stoopid.

USA, Canada / Most common ancestries in the USA [56]

Interest in Americans ancestry is seeing a huge resurgence. The "melting pot" idea has been replaced with the "salad bowl" reality. Unfortunately, politics has seen it beneficial to divide people into distinct demographics.

The English have been here so long that they have basically been diluted and not much remains except surnames. The Germans are here in great numbers, just a read through a phone book in any city will make that fairly obvious. Possibly events 70 years ago made them take the tact that being German is just something best not over-advertised for a generation or two.

As Americans we give each other a lot of crap with regard to European origin stereotypes, Its all in fun though. We even still refer to Yankees and Rebels quite often. I wish Europeans could have as much fun with this sort of thing as we do. Maybe you do.

UK, Ireland / Brits to protest against foreigners in the workforce, including Poles. [289]

The British government is clearly involved in the breaking of the British as a people. All the other things (racism, etc.)are simply a means to an end. Results will tell you what the motive is. I've told you what the results are. It could be as simple as softening up the people to finally be rolled into the EU, or something more nefarious. I don't know. What I can tell you is this, The government has long stopped serving the indigenous people and makes no attempt to protect its sovereignty. They have a long range goal. What do you think it is?

Whatnext
You are a dear, intelligent person with the common sense that is rare among people today. Keep seeing the world as it is and ignore those who seek to present it to you as they wish you to see it. You are a true patriot for your nation. Don't be too harsh on the Poles, They are also tools in the hand of the powerful. Their day will come in their homeland aswell.

USA, Canada / Most common ancestries in the USA [56]

We are Amur-i-cuns!

USA, Canada / Most common ancestries in the USA [56]


Many Norwegians in Wisconsin. In my school you were either Norwegian or Polish.

I am American, but my ancestery is Polish, Irish, Brit, and Native. I am a collection of the best that humanity has to offer. I fear I may even be Immortal. My drinking ability is the stuff of legend.

Although I consider most of Europe to be inbred, I am willing to share my superior seed with European females under the right conditions. I would ask all ladies interested in calving a superior child to E-mail me a picture of yourself and place an initial bid (in USD) for my generous services. Its not about the money, I do this for the greater good.

Love / Polish girlfriend going back to Poland if I dont buy engagment ring [85]

Girlfriend is broken. Repair or replace. That is all.

USA, Canada / How to get Drivers license in IL without social security? [96]

Perhaps a good question here would be "Why do citizens bother to subject themselves to laws that foreigners can ignore at will?" or "Why are legal citizens now 2nd class in their country of birth?" Hows bout that?

UK, Ireland / Recently beaten up in England by 3 Polish guys [93]


Wrong. Silence means we wish you dead. Not looking you in the eye means you are already dead to us.

USA, Canada / Do you speak English? Have you lived in America? New LOVE/HATE list......... [144]


No. Lack of civility and/or respect for others is the problem. IMO.

Starting a new thread in off topic to respect OP

Life / You are Polish if... [433]

When an english word ends in "ing" you pronounce it "ink".

eg. how are you do-ink.

USA, Canada / What do the Poles hate and love about the U.S.? [170]

I think both parties screw us pretty much equally. I tend to vote for grid-lock. The government that spends all its time fighting with itself usually has little time to ruin my day.

:/

Food / Do Polish restaurants use dead dogs fat as a delicacy for you to eat? [41]


I loves me some kimchee!


;)

Well, this thread has completely gone to the dogs.

USA, Canada / What do the Poles hate and love about the U.S.? [170]


I don't disgree. Knowing the history of the corporate charter, I don't think they should be allowed to contribute to any candidate. I also don't believe that my union or any foreigners should be allowed either. Only individual human US citizens. Fair enough?

Food / Do Polish restaurants use dead dogs fat as a delicacy for you to eat? [41]

Dogs are quite tasty! We had a dog named "Rex" that was the most delicious meal I've ever had. We nearly got busted by some PETA types though, they saw the dog chained to a tree in the back yard pulling itself along by its front legs. When they asked what had happened, I told them he had been hit by a car and had his rear legs amputated. The truth was that we had cooked his rear legs and was saving the rest of him for a birthday celebration! Boy, animal rights types sure are stupid!

USA, Canada / What do the Poles hate and love about the U.S.? [170]


This differs from anywhere else in what way?

News / GDP of Poland.. 338 billion pop-38.5mil Cali GDP 1.7 Trillion pop-37.7mil [70]

California is fail.

USA, Canada / What do the Poles hate and love about the U.S.? [170]


Yes.
Hidden taxes, (even though they exist) are generally frowned upon by the masses. It is considered sneaky or dishonest. It serves as a reminder that the state has chosen to profit from your transaction.