Travel / Crossing to Russia: Planning a Motorcycle Trip from Poland to Kalinigrad [26]

The bad news is.....i could have put you up for free at my farm in Poland if you were doing the trip this year...

The good news is... that by the time you do the trip i will be living in Russia with my Russian girlfriend , actually she will be my wife by then....

We are planning on buying a country house somewhere between Moscow and St petersburg , probably too far for you to travel to , but maybe we can help if you have any problems in Russia....My girlfriend speaks English very well , and not suprisingly her Russian is excellent...

I will send you a private message with my email address if you need any info...

Travel / Crossing to Russia: Planning a Motorcycle Trip from Poland to Kalinigrad [26]

Don,t forget also that Kaliningrad used to be a huge military area , only Russians were allowed there during this time...

Now its no problem to visit , but there are still some areas where its restricted , and such things as taking photos..of anything , can get you in trouble...

I am puzzled why you are only going for one day though...is it just to exchange some secret microfilm....?

Travel / Crossing to Russia: Planning a Motorcycle Trip from Poland to Kalinigrad [26]

Usually you can haggle on that...When i was trying to leave Russia i did not have some document i should have had...cost me a few packs of UK Marlboro . some English money , the guy was a coin collector....! .Ha..they all are...!

In Russia you can usually negotiate your way out of most situations...unless you do something very naughty...

Travel / Crossing to Russia: Planning a Motorcycle Trip from Poland to Kalinigrad [26]


You are supposed to have one for Ukraine...but nobody ever asked me for one , which is just as well , as i did not have one...

Might be better not to take a chance in Russia though...

Travel / Crossing to Russia: Planning a Motorcycle Trip from Poland to Kalinigrad [26]

I have crossed quite a few times into Russia , but not by motorcycle , and not into Kaliningrad...

The only place i crossed the border on the Harley was from Poland into Ukraine...

Check out the website Convex mentioned..its really good...

You will need a visa for Russia , probably insurance at the border , and its usefull to have a contact in case of problems...somebody who can speak Russian...

Where are you setting off from...which part of Poland you passing through , and what time of year are you going...maybe i can help you...?

Travel / Crossing to Russia: Planning a Motorcycle Trip from Poland to Kalinigrad [26]

What time of year are you going...?

Law / Threatened to serve papers if I don't remove a review about a renting company in Poland [62]

If they are as good at getting you into court as they are at getting you a car.....you should have little to worry about....

Law / Threatened to serve papers if I don't remove a review about a renting company in Poland [62]

Write back and tell them that because you were unable to hire a car to take your sick wife to hospital , she died....and you are considering suing them for millions....

that should put the wind up em...

Classifieds / Warsaw Speed Dating Event [34]


The women...a loving relationship...

The guys... a bonk....

Life / Winter 2010/2011 in Poland, is it going to be bad? [114]


Do you mean there will be a two inch layer of ice over the whole country....?

News / Designer drugs kill 18 in Poland [32]


Not a very good design then is it...?

Life / Winter 2010/2011 in Poland, is it going to be bad? [114]

Well..thats me dead for sure then...!

Love / How should I approach this young Polish man that I like? [48]

His wife is gonna be real mad...!

Love / Are there Polish women who date black guys? [281]

but you never know...???????

i do know of some stunners that are for real...

Love / Are there Polish women who date black guys? [281]

If you get a twenty year old beauty saying she is madly in love with you after one letter...its a scammer...

This site seems to be quite good at sussing out the scammers and blocking em...

Godd luck my friend , i found a nice decent lady on there...why not you...?

Love / Are there Polish women who date black guys? [281]


freepersonals.ru
One or two tricky ones...but some real nice ladies...i found lots...one of them was the right one...the one i am marrying next may...

USA, Canada / Polish jet The TS-11 Iskra flies over Brooksville [10]

I have seen a few of these aircraft parked up at the roadside with advertising slogans on them....

Real Estate / Can a registered Poland tenant be kicked out, and unregistered ? [12]

Before you leave....put itching powder in all your flatmates knickers...

UK, Ireland / Driving back from Warsaw to the UK [4]

Head for Szczecin...Cross the border , and its the E30 all the way to Rotterdam , or the hook of Holland , depending on where in the UK you want to be at....

UK, Ireland / Driving back from Warsaw to the UK [4]

Where in Uk you headed...?

Life / Pay as you go sim working in Poland? [6]

Yes.... i am selling my farm in Poland and moving to Russia..because i fell in love with a lovely Russian lady...

Life / Poland's population predictions [59]

[quote=milky]In the last 10 years alone Poland has a million less children.

Is that really true....?

Or is it just that all the young Poles went to the UK and had their kids....?

Life / Pay as you go sim working in Poland? [6]

You will bluff your way through it....

Polish people are generally quite helpfull when they realise you are a dumb Angol with no clue... i could not have survived here without the help of Polish friends...

Life / Pay as you go sim working in Poland? [6]


Yes , of course you can , you can get a Heya , plus gsm , or silmilar sim card from all kinds of shops , supermarkets and such places...

You may need the help of a Polish person to buy one and poke all the correct buttons to make it work....

Life / From UK, finding my feet in Warsaw, Poland. [20]


If you really are crazy , then you will have no problem with life in Poland..

I am a Brit who has been here for five years , not an easy ride , but i was happy here...now I am in love with a Russian , so must move on eastwards....

I wish you well with life in Polska...

Life / From UK, finding my feet in Warsaw, Poland. [20]


Were your feet stolen in the UK , and brought to Poland , or were they stolen while you were in Poland...?

History / Unusual soldier (The bear - named Voytek) [71]

Well , what do you expect from Brits when they meet a bear with a name they cannot pronounce...?

If the Poles had called him Paddington , or Pooh , there would have been no problem...

News / Eighteen people die in road accident in Poland [10]


Ha..most of the things Poland is behind in....are the things you really don,t want to catch up on...

Yes , there are some things Poland needs to improve...but please don,t copy everything from the west... I moved to Poland , because there are a whole lot of things here that are better than the west...Let Poland remain Poland..just sort it out a bit...

News / Eighteen people die in road accident in Poland [10]

It seems this was just a normal van , no seats in the rear , no seat belts..nothing.. It overtook a truck , and hit another truck head on , the people in the van had no chance to survive... A big pile of body bags next to a totally destroyed van...

In Ukraine 42 people died , and a few others seriously injured when some clown driving a bus decided to ignore the red flashing lights at an unguarded rail crossing and got hit by a train...

Both these accidents caused by people who could not wait just a little longer to do something in a safe way...trying to avoid wasting a little time , and they have wasted so many lives...So many families will be devastated by these deaths...

What the hell is wrong with people in Poland...? is it because they are such strong believers in God that they believe they can drive like a twot and God will protect them...?? Polish people are not stupid , so why do they drive like idiots on the road...?

Some will say its the Polish roads that are dangerous , but no road is dangerous , unless you drive on it at a speed that is too high for the road conditions , but it seems that Polish drivers consider it a bit unmanly to obey any sign asking you to slow down...

Where i live , in the countryside , i have to say i am quite impressed that everyone seems to drive quite responsibly , but you can,t argue with the figures , Poland has one of the highest fatal accident rates in the EU.. In the five years i have lived in Poland , i have lost more friends in road accidents , than in the fifty years in the UK..

Slow down you muppets , don,t drink and drive...better to get there late , than not at all... I don,t want to lose any more Polish friends , and i have a lady waiting in Russia for me..she would be terribly upset if somebody squashed me and my Harley...DRIVE CAREFULLY...!

Life / Winter 2010/2011 in Poland, is it going to be bad? [114]

Well , i am hoping , fingers crossed ,
that there will not be so many frosts ,
last year i almost froze to death ,
will this year be my final breath..

Far away in a distant land ,
a Russian beauty waits my hand ,
I promised her i would not die ,
so better get some wood stacked high..

When Polands spring comes around ,
I,ll be on the road , Moscow bound ,
another country , another life ,
warm and cosy , with a Russian wife...

thats if i don,t freeze my bits off in an arctic winter....!!