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PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]
About dead presidents and angry volcanoes.
Exactly a week ago, Polish president Lech Kaczynski died. Of course this event did not pass PF by unnoted. Over the past seven days we have seen:
- pictures of destroyed fuselage of the plane in question
- pictures of imaginairy fuel dump nozzles
- more pictures of imaginairy fuel dump nozzles
- pictures of Adolf Hitler
- pictures of Jews preparing the demise of Kaczynski
- pictures of Putin preparing the demise of Kaczynski
- pictures of inhabitants of San Antonio, TX, preparing the demise of Kaczynski
- pictures of Serbian heraldry meant to soothe the Polish ppl in their suffering by knowing that the great Slavija is now just a matter of time
- pictures of villagers of HingyHoHoHo, South East Taiwan, prepering the demise of Kaczynski
- the call for Poles to finally leave the EU behind and join the great and glorious Slavija, together with other champions of wealth, like the Ukraine
- undisputed proof that EU means nothing but bad business for Poland, Ireland and all the other poor states in Europe
- an outline of all the benefits the Russians would get when the mighty and final authority of Kaczynski would demise
- pictures of a man entering an adult store
- overwhelming evidence that 9/11 and the demise of Kaczynski are related
- proof that the Jews are behind the demise of Kaczynski
- pictures of Lukas Podolski
- 1/100ths of a second a moving image of the last flight of Kaczynski's plane
- the amazing fact that this footage has been widely ignored by the press
- pictures of boys with mullets claiming to have witnessed the last seconds of given plane
- pictures of boys with mullets claiming to go to school on Saturday morning
- pictures of boys with mullets happen to have a photo camera handy on a Saturday morning while going to school
- proof that it's pssble to change a photo camera's settings from pictures to video in 1/100ths of a second
- pictures of Jesus Christ
- the fact that some posters have accepted JC as their personal saviour
- the fact that JC nowadays is charging for personal savings
- the fact that this money goes into a fund to help give unemployed paedophile priests with a criminal record a new start in business
- the emerging of Olga as leading conspiracy theorist, taking over the number one spot of famed conspirators like Joepilsudski, cheehaw and the likes.
- the fact that Olga is a tough one, defying 100's of opponents
- the fact that Olga is capable of switching from one proof to the other when proof seems futile
- proof that everybody can own a computer nowadays
- evidence of the fact that even Mother Nature is against the Poles, as an angry volcano prohibits world leaders to attend president Kaczynski's funeral.
- evidence that the Russians switched on their volcano machine and sent shivers down the spine of the Icelanders
- proof that we live in a dangerous world full of conspiracies aimed at our very existence, but specially at Poles' existence and that even Mother Earth is against us and the Poles particularly.
Behold the list of ocurrences of last week. There's more, but I have a headache.
>^..^<
M-G (long awaited yet to come)