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smurf   
17 Jan 2014
Law / Poland's ZUS - how much to register and later deregister? [17]

AFAIK you can cease company operations from time to time, like for example ESL teachers can close their company if they leave Poland for the summer months and then reopen it when they return.

You can do this a few times, but I've heard that once you start doing it regularly you come under the radar of tax auditors a lot faster, but if your tax books are in order then you've nothing to worry about, if they find you've been doing cash jobs then the sh!t hits the fan.
smurf   
16 Jan 2014
Love / I'm getting married to a Polish guy and need advice before visit his family; gifts, topics, customs [82]

OK, first of all, get to know the joy of using paragraphs, Jebus, my eyes! ^_^

2nd, go for it man, you have nothing to lose and sounds like you're crazy for this girl.

3rd, get a hotel/bed & breakfast room, don't stay with her family, they'll prob put you in a separate room and you won't get to get it on with your new girl, and trust me, she's going to want some action after finally meeting you.

4th, to get things OK with the family you're going to need to do a few things, buy vodka and then drink vodka, vodka and more vodka with the Dad/brothers and you're going to have to help around the house doing housework/chores and whatever else that will put you in their good books. Flowers and chocolate for the females in the house are always a good idea.

5th, you're stepping into a culture that's quite different than yours so keep an open mind and just enjoy the ride.
smurf   
15 Jan 2014
History / Walesa says without meeting Mrs Thatcher in Gdansk Solidarnosc wouldn't have won [51]

Funny how people never bother to give the full quote:

It might be funny, but she said what she said :D

Poles here might not have much time for him but they do have respect for him

I fully agree and yes there's no need to be insulting towards a man who did quite a lot for Poland..... but then again when his name pops up in conversation there's likely to be a joke made at his expense...or a groan or a rolling of the eyes.

The first time I witnessed this I was at a Massive Attack gig in Gdynia, one of the members, Robert Del Naja, said something along the lines of 'it's so great to finally play in Poland, and to be so close to where Lech Walesa and his trade union took down communism.'

The audience let out a collective 20,000 person groan and he quickly began the next song. I asked the missus what it was all about and she explained that most people are just fed up with foreigners praising Wałęsa to the high heavens when they know SFA about what followed after 89.
smurf   
15 Jan 2014
History / Walesa says without meeting Mrs Thatcher in Gdansk Solidarnosc wouldn't have won [51]

C'mon, Thatcher used Poland to show how much she was against Communism, she had no interest in Poland whatsoever, if iron workers/coalminers/etc. in Czechoslovakia or Hungary etc. had risen up like Solidarność did in Gdansk then herself and her bff Regan would've been falling over themselves to get behind that too, the fact that it happened first in Poland made no difference whatsoever to them.

You know as well as the rest of us man that Thatcher was the single worst human being than a union could come up against. If Solidarność & Lech Wałęsa had existed in the UK she would have crushed them bugs, like she did the mining unions in Britain. The only thing Thatcher hated more than trade unions was society itself...... we're talking about a person here who proudly said 'there's no such thing as society.'

The fall of communism in Poland was only a matter of time

That's certainly true, Thatcher and Regan made the world focus on the issue, but they had little to do with it collapsing in Poland, that snowball was well and truly rolling by the time their heads were turned towards Poland. They used an opportunity that presented itself to score some political brownie points. Which was their want to do, I don't blame them, I'd have done the same, indeed they came out of it smelling like roses and looking like saviours of Neo-con capitalism.

Publicly call him that while in Poland

As much as I detest myself for saying this Harry, Goofy is probably right here, Poles today don't really have much time for Wałęsa, they of course appreciate what he did, but as a politician and a president he's perceived as a bit of an oaf. Look up some of his quotes from his political career and you'll see that he wasn't fond of thinking before he spoke....he still isn't..... indeed you can buy funny t-shirts with some of his quotes printed on them in most tourist shops around the country.

Personally, I think he seems like a nice enough lad to have a pint with but he shouldn't have been president, he didn't really know what he was doing.

I don't know who would've been better, someone more like the Czech Rep's Václav Havel would've suited the role far better, cultural icon would've done the country more good at that time.
smurf   
14 Jan 2014
Love / Do I need to be Confirmed in order to get married in the Catholic church in Poland? [41]

In the eyes of the Polish state they are not.

Really? So how come you can get married in civil ceremonies here?

Without a confirmation you will not be able to marry your beloved in a church.

As has been pointed out by numerous posters above, your view is wrong. The priest can obtain dispensation for certain cases.
smurf   
13 Jan 2014
Law / Does Poland encourage theft? [8]

It was on the Polish news.

That great bastion of truth, transparency and objectivity.

Polish news channels have never once lied, never ever.
Nope.
Not even one single time.
smurf   
6 Jan 2014
History / Communism, was it the best form of government Poland ever had? [68]

The inquisition never tortured anyone

That isn't true:

Other Inquisitions followed after these first inquisition movements. Legal basis for some inquisitorial activity came from Pope Innocent IV's papal bull Ad extirpanda of 1252, which explicitly authorized (and defined the appropriate circumstances for) the use of torture by the Inquisition for eliciting confessions from heretics.[13] By 1256 inquisitors were given absolution if they used instruments of torture

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inquisition#Medieval_Inquisition
smurf   
2 Jan 2014
Travel / Is the Irish embassy bar in Krakow open or closed? [9]

AFAIK it's open, would be very surprised if it's not. Place is a goldmine.

Their website seems to be down, but their FB page: facebook.com/irish.mbassy
seems to be updated fairly regularly.
smurf   
2 Jan 2014
News / Lech Walesa vs Immigration: Brits humiliated him at London Heathrow Airport [105]

It will be a disaster for Western Civilization.

It never led to a disaster when countries had open borders for centuries and centuries before.

You lot who believe the media spoon feeds you are a strange bunch. Always pessimistic, always against change and the betterment of man.
Humans have survived generations and generations of moving from country to country, from continent to continent. We enjoy moving and challenges. Image where you'd be if your ancestors had never left his cave in Africa in the hope of finding pastures greener?

This anti-immigration is pure, media-fed nonsense. We are all sons and daughter of immigrants and our sons and daughter will all give birth to emigrants as well.

It human nature to move and to find places where we can live better, happier lives.
smurf   
2 Jan 2014
News / Lech Walesa vs Immigration: Brits humiliated him at London Heathrow Airport [105]

Copying and pasting more than 100 words is not allowed

A completely pointless rule that simply needs to be changed.

from the same article:

From a global perspective, freer migration could bring huge economic gains. When workers from poor countries move to rich ones, they can make use of the advanced economies' superior capital, technologies, and institutions, making these economies much more productive. Economists calculate that removing immigration controls could more than double the size of the world economy. Even a small relaxation of immigration controls would yield disproportionately big gains.

They are social constructs.

Indeed they are, and the sooner the masses accept that the better.
Knowledge is power after all.
smurf   
2 Jan 2014
News / Lech Walesa vs Immigration: Brits humiliated him at London Heathrow Airport [105]

Britain should make sure Britain is British and a good place for the British to work, live and raise their families

Flawed logic, Britain is an island, it has always attracted immigrants.

When exactly does a person become 'British'? When they are born there? When they live there for a few years?
Or must their roots stretch back generations?

Migrants coming to the UK since the year 2000 have been less likely to receive benefits or use social housing than people already living in the country, according to a study that argues the new arrivals have made a net contribution of £25bn to public finances.

smurf   
20 Dec 2013
Love / Polish girls attitudes towards sex. [568]

how Polish women who hold EEC passports

There are no people on the planet with such passports.
Most Polish people have Polish passports, a small minority have German ones put that's a matter for another day.
Also, just so you know, the EEC was abolished in December 2009 with the Lisbon Treaty.

It beggars belief a man would ever challenge the 'booty call' xbox and game boy have a lot to answer for...

I fail to see what gaming consoles have got to do with the sexuality of Polish women, especially since the Gameboy went out of production in 2003. Did Polish women play a lot of Gameboy games when the handheld was popular? *scratches head

Poland is clearly part of Western society, but within Europe, Poland as a Central European country isn't seen as a Western European country. Geographically it isn't so obviously it can't be.

Also, you may have heard of the Warsaw Pact, that treaty did a lot to people's impressions of Europe, many still consider Poland to be actually an Eastern European country because of it.
smurf   
18 Dec 2013
Love / Polish girls attitudes towards sex. [568]

We have a lot of American women here of Irish descent and a lot of them are quite pretty.

Hahaa, yea most of the pretty, smart people leave, why stay on a rain-sodden windy island when there's a world of opportunity out there? :D

Maybe I'm being too harsh on our womenfolk..... of course there are good ones, but in my experience continental Europeans are better looking and far more open about their sexuality.

claiming Polish women are sexual deviants

Not deviants, just have a nice, high hunger for lots and lots of it ;)
smurf   
18 Dec 2013
News / Poland's atheist loonies have had their 5 minutes [239]

Ultimately, only pure metaphysics can deliver the modern world from its predicament, but this is a type of knowledge that is extremely hard to come by this days. Western civilization has driven itself into a cul-de-sac

I would agree with the first part, but I'm more hopefully that the West will find a way :)
smurf   
17 Dec 2013
News / Poland's atheist loonies have had their 5 minutes [239]

except Dostoevsky actually showed us what a pitiful figure that truly is.

But that's impossible, Nietzsche's book where he spoke about this ubermensch, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, was published in German in 1883. Dostoyevsky's The Brothers Karamazov was published three years earlier in 1880...since that's the book we were talking about.

However, if you want to change to the character of Raskolnikov from Crime & Punishment then I again must whole heatedly disagree with you. Raskolnikov was a figure driven by Dostoevsky's (baised) view of what rationalism was.

You may not agree with this, but I think we can certainly agree on the fact that what Dostoevsky & Nietzsche understood by rationalism were two completely different kettles of fish.

Nietzsche's ubermensch bears almost no resemblance to Dostoevsky's Raskolnikov. And he couldn't have shown that the ubermensch was a fallacy when he wrote Crime and Punishment in 1866, because the concept itself wasn't published until 17 years later in a different language.
smurf   
17 Dec 2013
Love / Polish girls attitudes towards sex. [568]

What do they say, 'the exception proves the rule.'
Good for ya man, variety is the spice of life and the more women from different places the better ;)
As for models that's true of course, god bless photoshop.
I don't think Irishmen are particually handsome, just saying that when foreign women come to Ireland they usually try and score one of them, foreign men when coming to Ireland tend to balk at our heifer women, rightfully so too.

Are you sure you haven't been phoning certain pay per minute lines and asking for someone to 'talk dirty' in a Polish accent?

Why ever not, this is the 21st C, not need to be sexually repressed anymore and fell ashamed of natural behaviour.
You're never spoken about it with your partner? I find that strange.....actually I don't believe that if you've never spoken about it with any woman.

As for your last sentence, why would I call a number to listen to a Polish accent, I live in Poland, there are Polish accents everywhere. A very strange comment to make.
smurf   
17 Dec 2013
News / Poland's atheist loonies have had their 5 minutes [239]

Dostoevsky basically did what Nietzsche never could do. He stepped over the boundaries of conventional human thought right into the transcendent.

I wouldn't agree with that for a second. Nietzsche was one of the greatest philosophers the modern world has seen, Dostoevsky wrote fiction.

What Dostoevsky did was actually quite spectacular, because he basically agreed with Nietzsche in his critique of conventional morality, but then rejected the latter's definition of what morality was actually about by demolishing the idea of the ubermensh

Again, I cannot agree with this, Dostoevsky didn't 'demolish the idea of the ubermench' at all. In actuality wasn't it Nietzsche who was inspired to get working on his idea of the ubermensh after he had read, and disagreed, with Crime & Punishment?

In the simplest terms Dostoevsky said that man would not function with a god and that if man should live without a god they would fall into a world of brutality, vulgarism and egoism...nihilism.

Nietzsche believed that by rejecting the idea of god, man would flourish in a fully secularized world. The ubermench would be the ideal that humankind would try to attain. He is godless but he is far from being immoral, vulgar, brutal or egotistic.

Too many people believe that Nietzsche wanted a nihilistic world, that wasn't the case at all. He saw the world of science taking over the world of religion, leading to overall nihilism which would in turn would lead to the rise of his ubermench.

Maybe we are in the throes of his period of nihilism currently, or maybe it is soon to come? Atheism is certainly rising (in the West at least).

Dostoevsky was the pessimist of the two, he believed we were doomed without a god, Nietzsche believed that the sooner we as a species accept that there is no god then the sooner humans can truly come to realize their potential.
smurf   
17 Dec 2013
Love / Polish girls attitudes towards sex. [568]

My wife thinks this is because in other couples might look at her as "threat". Stupid thinking if you ask me

Yea, according to my female friends they would agree.

Polish women are better looking and smarter than Polish men and they acknowledge it?

Yea maybe Polish men don't acknowledge it ;)
Think about it, there are tons and tons of Polish professional models, not so many men. It's not a dig, it's just the way it is, take my homeland, we all accept that our women are heifers but the men are much sought after by foreigners who settle in Ireland. The vast majority of my male friends back home have foreign girlfriends/wives.

How would you know?

By conversing with them, Polish women are quite open and honest about their sexuality, back at home our womenfolk are a bit more repressed, it's starting to change though. I, of course, blame the RCC and it's terrible influence on Irish society.

I am quite sure a large percentage of readers

Who wouldn't? ;)

yeah! smaerter I hope you mean in general.. and not professionally! ;)

:)
smurf   
16 Dec 2013
Love / Polish girls attitudes towards sex. [568]

No, Polish women fap just as must as other women.

The thing about having a partner is half true though, a single Polish woman (especially over the age of 30) is shunned. It's hard (and boring) to explain, but basically it's because every social event that people are asked to here requires you to bring a guest, (weddings, christenings, etc. etc.) so it's handier to have a bf/gf (even if you hate them!)

I know of mates who were told not to go to weddings they'd been invited to coz they didn't have a guest to bring.

Crazy stuff.

Plus it's a lot harder to meet a partner here than in England/Ireland etc.
Like in England you can go to the pub/club with your mates and meet loads of different people even while just making small talk while waiting on your pints to be served, that doesn't really happen here, people go out of course, but they tend to stay within their own circle and don't mix in the same way.

So, when women do get a man, they tend to be very clingy...maybe clingy is the wrong word......clingy and bossy....Polish men knowing that their women are better looking and smarter so they usually just go along with it.

But yea, for the original question Polish women definitely wank.
smurf   
16 Dec 2013
News / Poland's atheist loonies have had their 5 minutes [239]

Dostoevsky

Not a good example, although an incredibly intelligent writer, it's quite easy to pick him apart.
He was also incredibly closed-minded in his beliefs, as this quite clearly illustrates.

"If anyone could prove to me that Christ is outside the truth, and if the truth really did exclude Christ, I should prefer to stay with Christ and not with the truth."

Even if it was proved to him, he wouldn't have been able to accept it, not someone you should be basing the hinge of your argument on as even if presented with the truth he wouldn't have accepted it.

enough to even contemplate the argument presented by....

Well, it's not hard to find an argument against this famous Russian....

some critics have seen Dostoevsky's plots as chaotic and disorganized (in particular, those of The Idiot and The Possessed), (4) others have found them "Gothic" and aimed at cheap effects; (5) still others have charged Dostoevsky with excessive naturalism ("copying court records"). (6) Many critics have found Dostoevsky's characters unnatural, schematic, and contrived. (7) The observation that they all talk alike - like the author - is heard often. (8)

utoronto.ca/tsq/DS/06/165.shtml

Great moral flaws have also been found in Dostoevsky's works. The charge heard most often is that of pessimism. (10) Almost as often, the outrй, hysterical, and morbid nature of Dostoevsky's works is held up to censure. The label of a "cruel talent" has stuck to him ever since Mikhailovsky's essay of that title appeared in 1882. (11) Dostoevsky's fascination with the extremes of the human condition is condemned by many critics. Less common are charges of insincerity, unctuousness, (12), and "rosy Christianity." (13)

&

he is said to have pursued the exceptional instead of the typical. Tendentious distortion of reality is a common charge, (14) as is that of faulty psychology. In an age of realism, Dostoevsky's penchant for the fantastic, the paradoxic, and the mystical met with much disapproval. A criticism heard somewhat less frequently is that Dostoevsky develops his psychological dramas in the abstract, without a natural background. Also, some critics claim that Dostoevsky's psychological analysis keeps him from presenting credible whole characters. (15)

We can all agree that Dostoevsky was a good writer (although many of his characters were quite wooden), but his views of Christianity are not only outdated (you have written before that religion is 'relevant'?), but most damning of all....

In the 1860s and 1870s, charges of excessive psychologizing were made frequently. (38) Occasionally, a critic, Dobroljubov, for example, (39) would also claim that Dostoevsky's psychology was faulty or schematic, but most of all it would be suggested that Dostoevsky's morbidly self-conscious and self-lacerating characters were unrepresentative of the actual condition of Russian society, but were, rather, projections of Dostoevsky's own diseased mind.

All quotes from hereutoronto.ca/tsq/DS/06/165.shtmlDawkins himself did of course criticise Dostoevsky, when he said:

It seems to me to require quite a low self-regard to think that, should belief in God suddenly vanish from the world, we would all become callous and selfish hedonists, with no kindness, no charity, no generosity, nothing that would deserve the name of goodness. It is widely believed that Dostoevsky was of that opinion, presumably because of some of remarks he put into the mouth of Ivan Karamazov...

voices.yahoo/dostoevsky-nietzche-christian-novelist-influenced-3217680.html

However, Dostoevsky did himself give quite a nice image for what a godless/heavenless/eternal life-less might look like.

The great idea of immortality would disappear and would have to replaced; and all the great abundance of the former love for the one who was himself immortality, would be turned in all of them to nature, to the world. To people, to every blade of grass. They would love the earth and life irrepressibly and in the measure to which they gradually became aware of their transient and finite state...The would wake up and hasten to kiss each other, hurrying to love, conscious that the days were short, and that that was all they had left. They would work for each other, and each would give all he had to everyone, and would be happy in that alone. Every child would know and feel that each person on earth was like a father and mother to him. 'Tomorrow may be my last day,' each of them would think, looking at the setting sun, 'but all the same, though I die, they will all remain, and their children after them' - and this thought that would remain... would replace the thought of a meeting beyond the grave.

notesfromanidiot.wordpress.com/tag/dawkins
smurf   
10 Dec 2013
UK, Ireland / Ketamine recommended to be upgraded to class B, will this have an impact on Poland? [12]

Pretty sure you aren't just prescribed Ket in Poland, isn't it only for procedures that induces anaesthesia for very short medical procedures?
What I mean is doctors/nurses would have access to it, but they don't prescribe it...
or am I mistaken?

And if it can be prescribed, what symptoms/illness must I have to get it prescribed?
I very much doubt that doctors prescribe it in Poland, but then again......