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You've been in Poland a while if .... [49]
In a thread titled "You know you're Polish if..." or some such, someone said they thought it was about ex-pats who had been here a while. It got me thinking:
- you no longer blush when someone says być or fakt
- you get angry at the slow pokes going only 5 kph over the limit
- it's not petrol or gasoline, it's benzene
- you know that 'bry is not a kind of soft cheese
- you know that klan does not imply ku klux
- you see Kaczinsky on TV and you know it's something about Smolensk
- you feel you didn't park well if you didn't run over the curb
- you know pieśi is not the plural of pies
- you say pierogi when you mean pierogów and smirk at people who say pierogis
- you don't ask "How are you?" because you know they will tell you in detail
- you don't say "Dzien dobry." to people you don't know in the city. In the village you should know everyone.
- you know that any alcohol other than beer or vodka is exotic and expensive
- you have stopped asking for milk in a restaurant
- you have stopped looking for iced tea without lemon or peach flavoring
- you think sushi is the opposite of mocre
- cholera is an expletive, not a disease
strike any chords????