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southern   
16 Jul 2011
USA, Canada / Why are Polish restaurants not successful in the USA? [698]

I remember when I hosted a married Polka in order to please me she prepared a polish salad after buying stuff in polish area(original polish).The result was a frozen thing causing instant vomit reflux.I thanked her and she ended eating the salad she had prepared in a bowl.When she offered me ''some salad?'' I said not now maybe later.

On the other hand a Ceska which I introduced to island and Balkan delicacies had told me that she hates fish she finds the taste awful.After gettng introduced to Greek fish she changed her opinion about how fish tastes completely and became a fan of fish.

That is why a Greek buying fish always asks ''is this from Greece?'' because everything else tastes way inferior.
southern   
15 Jul 2011
USA, Canada / Why are Polish restaurants not successful in the USA? [698]

Polish sausage? I bought an excellent one today named 'Catalonian' :) 9 inches of goodness :) Expensive but worth it :)

Polish sausage is super.I don't say anything against that.
southern   
15 Jul 2011
USA, Canada / Why are Polish restaurants not successful in the USA? [698]

it is rather cheap and they serve big dishes . It is good for fat people thats why you Greeks are nation of fat people .

Are you joking me?Cretan food is recommended as the healthiest in the world(famous diet).If you mean that our food is tasty and makes people want to eat it this is true.Foreign women gain some kilos in Greece.
southern   
15 Jul 2011
USA, Canada / Why are Polish restaurants not successful in the USA? [698]

There is nothing better than our " olej kujawski "canola oil

Why don't you try to export your olej kujawski and see who will buy it instead of olive oil?

:olive oil

It smells like hell

It is strong.Like feta etc.But once you get used to it there is no way back.We have lots of cheese here which taste delicious but only feta(the commercial one) is famous abroad because the rest is not produced in massive quantities.
southern   
15 Jul 2011
USA, Canada / Why are Polish restaurants not successful in the USA? [698]

Just a few , nothing special .

Then tell me why greek restaurants are successful in Germany and USA while polish are not.Why do foreigners praise our food.
I also have to repeat that in countries like Poland,Ukraina etc you cannot taste real greek food because they lack the ingredients.Some of them are imported to Germany but very few are imported to Eastern Europe so you cannot get the taste because the local ingredients are not tasty.
southern   
15 Jul 2011
USA, Canada / Why are Polish restaurants not successful in the USA? [698]

There is a very simple reason why northern european food is not tasty.They did not have olive oil.Without olive oil you get inferior taste.We call them ''water boiled''.If you get used to mediteranean cuisine and olive oil then you cannot eat anything else.I think Americans got used to fast food and mediteranean cuisine for upscale and so they cannot conform to other cuisines.(except maybe latin american).
southern   
15 Jul 2011
USA, Canada / Why are Polish restaurants not successful in the USA? [698]

while the Italian, French, but also Spanish cuisine is more sophisticated,

This is true I agree.Basically the Italians prepare everything we also have in a variety of ways they are true artists.They are more delicate our food applies to the more primitive istincts.
southern   
15 Jul 2011
USA, Canada / Why are Polish restaurants not successful in the USA? [698]

The Czech cuisine is closely related to the Bavarian and Austrian cuisine. Bavarian is more hearty (but not better), while the Austrian cuisine is more sophisticated and offers better cakes and sweets. Austrian is probably the best in Central Europe,

I agree about cakes and sweets(which are also delicious in Germany) but I disagree about food.Czech and hungarian food tastes better than austrian and it is sth many tourists want to taste(it is considered an asset in these countries).
southern   
15 Jul 2011
USA, Canada / Why are Polish restaurants not successful in the USA? [698]

our kebab dishes can`t compete with Polish cuisine because it is too monotonous .

Ridiculous.We have trademark dishes like moussaka,greek salad and a lot more which you have to come here to taste.Souvlaki and gyros are famous junk food and among the few that can compete to Mc Donald's.Just watch tourists frequenting them.We also have the best tasting fish in Europe,the best lemons in Europe,the best olive oil,and the best grapes.(Italian olive oil is 40% Greek,french wines are made of greek grapes as well).We have the tastiest pomerances,melons and lots of vegetables that exist only here.

I had one Polka who was vegetarian and told me our vegetarian dishes do not exist in Poland at all because they don't have the ingredients.
southern   
15 Jul 2011
USA, Canada / Why are Polish restaurants not successful in the USA? [698]

What do the Czechs have, southern?

They have goulash,veprovy ryzek and svickovou.Typical knedli a zeli.

Polish fare, while often bland without salt, can still match anything the Czechs have.

Exactly this is the problem they cannot match the czech food because they change the flavors.Poles make everything sweet saur.Have you tasted polish goulash?You wonder what kind of freak created this disgrace out of the famous hungariand and czech goulash.The same is true for all foods(pizza with corn etc) Poles tend to change everything to the worse but maybe this is their taste.(for example they prefer canned ogurki to fresh ones).
southern   
15 Jul 2011
USA, Canada / Why are Polish restaurants not successful in the USA? [698]

Polish cuisine cannot compete with mediteranean one.It is worse than czech and hungarian which are kings in central Europe.Only polish soups have potential.Polish food makes sense when you drink quatities of beer otherwise it is tasteless.German food is boring meant to keep you at work not as a pleasure as it isthe case in France,Italy and other mediteranean countries.
southern   
15 Jul 2011
News / Famous Pickup Artist in Poland now [75]

I had done heavy pick up before all these artists appeared and I was aware of quite a few of their concepts like negging,opening,DHV,story telling etc.What they help is when you have a sticking point(for example I was never good in isolation and closing I was good in opening and cocky and funny) they tell you what to do to overcome it.(for example isolation techniques how to move to sexual state etc).This helped me because before that my pick up friends(wings) told me to do the opening and they will do the rest so I opened and they closed but after watching how they did it I went for it myself.

In my opinion army service helps a lot with pick up because you learn how to overcome difficulties under extreme stress and you lose fear(women seem like joke after army and the pressure and abuse you get from superiors).

Generally most of guys successful with women were rather good in story telling or they simply lied.Connections also play important role because women usually ask for information about your person before proceeding so you really have to have agood reputation.This is an advantage with foreign women they cannot have access to this pool of information.On the other hand the same is true about us that is why so many greek men have married former ho's or butterflies of the night who appeared to them like innocent angels due to lack of information about their past.
southern   
15 Jul 2011
News / Famous Pickup Artist in Poland now [75]

I refer to real stuff.You are boring.Maybe one day I will upload live video footage of picking up Polki in disco or street.Now there are loads of them just next to where I live.
southern   
15 Jul 2011
News / Famous Pickup Artist in Poland now [75]

With Polki you need to do exactly the opposite of what these pick up artists advise.This advice is geared towards US women.It does not apply on slavic women.With Polki you need to be shy,intellectual,flexible,give her space,be nervous,not overly confident and have slavic or Balkan humor.Polki let you touch them a lot these marvellous slavic legs.They also kiss nice.And always improve.
southern   
11 Jul 2011
News / Famous Pickup Artist in Poland now [75]

Ha ha he claims that Americans have the best game in the world.I guess if he came to Balkans he would have to proceed to palm transplantation.
southern   
8 Jul 2011
Life / Polish stereotypes of other nationalities!? [472]

Ah, Xenophon. Just about the only Greek historian it was a joy to read in the original.

He is easy to read because he was marshall and as such he wrote in simple language.But Thucydides is far more interesting though lot more difficult.I can understand Ksenophon without dictionary because most of the words he uses exist in new Greek.Thucydides and Herodotus the terror of greek examinees in national exams when they asked to translate one of their passages the failure rate was too high.

hoi polloi

Yes,we use the same.Oi polloi means in new Greek also the many.

Other expressions:
1.Either this or on this.(I tan i epi tas).This means either you do the job,succeed etc or you get fired,it is like dead end.It was said by the women of Sparta when their husbands went to war.They told them either you bring this(the shield) or you get back on this(the shield) that is do not think for a moment to surrender(they called this drop the shield when you dropped the shield you were considered that you stop fighting).

2.Tomorrow the important(es avrion ta spoudaia).This means leave it for tomorrow if you think it is too important it is used ironically.First said by the marshall of the spartan guard occupying Akropolis of Theba when sb asked to talk to him claiming to have important information.The Spartans had a symposium(like a party eating and drinking) at the moment and their leader told the messenger ''tomorrow you say the important news''.Spartans spoke in laconic style without many words so his answer was ''tomorrow the important.''It became classic because the news regarded the movement of 1000 armed Thebans under Pelopidas and Epameinondas who attacked the Spartans the same night during the symposium killed all of them and liberated Theba from spartan occupation.

3.Never say sb is happy before the end.(midena pro tou telous makarize).We use this in several occasions and meanings.It mainly means wait to see what happens because maybe things will change.We use it also ironically.First used by the King of Lydia Kroisos when the King of Persia Kyros had captured him and was ready to sacrifice him to the Gods.Kroisos then(the richest man of his age) screamed Solon,Solon and Kyros asked what was this.Kroisos told him that one wise man Solon from Athens had visited him while he was in his most glorious times having vast quantities of gold and told him ''never call sb happy before the end''.He had laughed then at Solon because he considered himself invulnerable but now he sees how right Solon was.

Then Kyros thought about it and decided to liberate Kroisos and let him live because he was afraid that maybe some day the same end would happen to him.

4.You go and come not in the war die.(ikseis afikseis ouk en to polemo thnikseis).We tell this when sb does not present one opinion but says two opposite things at the same time.For example when he has no idea or when he does not want to be accused of being mistaken.Told by Pythia in Delphi when kings,marshalls or soldiers asked for advice whether they would win or die in the war Pythia answered ''you come and go not in the war die'',so many thought it meant ''you come and go,not in the war die'' and went to war.When they actually died and their families accused Delphi of being wrong and cheating Delphi told them.Pythia said ''you come and go not,in the war die'' so she warned you about the outcome.
southern   
8 Jul 2011
Life / Polish stereotypes of other nationalities!? [472]

Anyway we have this expression.

Other expressions in new Greek from ancient times:
1.Eureka eureka.When you find sth after a lot of thought.It is also used ironically when you search a lot and at the end you find what you searched for.First told by Archimedes when he found the laws of hydrostatic pressure in his bath.

2.Thalatta thalatta!(sea sea).When you get to the desired result place.First used by the 10000 mercenary Greeks who had fought near Babylonia when they reached Black Sea one year later having gone through numerous dangers and difficulties.

3.What is up to me I think...This means I have to repeat again that I find this significant.Told by the Roman Katon at the end of each one of his speeches to Roman senators ''What is up to me I think that Carthagena has to be destroyed''.

4.Everyone but Lacedaimonians.This means only you are out of this.First used when Spartans decided not to participate in Alexander the Great's campaign despite all the Greeks participated.So in each victory temple it was written ''here fought all Greeks except Lacedaimonians''.

5.Do not disturb my cycles.This means let me in peace,do not disturb me.First used according to legend by Archimedes when a Roman soldier after entering Syraccuses lifted his sword to cut off his head.Archimedes was so much absorbed by the geometrical circles he designed on the ground that he told him ''please do not disturb my circles because the shadow of the sword covered the circles.The Roman soldier did not understand thought Archimedes swore on him and cut off Archimedes head.

Actually in Belarus I lived the process of slavicization and it was quite frightening.Among slavic women and men drinking near the river I felt gradually losing my greek substance and dematerialize to air it was like being absorbed by slavic overflow.Vodka,river and slavic bodies and then greek substance goes puff and retreats.How not to get absorbed when there are no mountains?
southern   
7 Jul 2011
News / Wal-Mart coming to Poland? [146]

Wal mart to succeed in Russia and Ukraine should have a drinks department half at least of the magnitude of the shop and Americans would never do this.(in Poland they need to dedicate 25% to alcoholic drinks).
southern   
7 Jul 2011
News / Wal-Mart coming to Poland? [146]

Shops like Wal Mart have high likelihood to succeed in mediteranean countries but not central european countries.
southern   
7 Jul 2011
News / Wal-Mart coming to Poland? [146]

In general Germans are cold and reasonable while american methods are based more on emotions so companies like Wal-Mart are likely to fail because German customers pay attention only to the quality of the product and not the level of service.
southern   
7 Jul 2011
Off-Topic / Countries and your associations in 5 words/descriptions. [56]

Ukraine:Trims and ruins and a blonde slavic chick runs into a cafe
Polska:Dark houses with lights and heart,some grotesque element then you hear the voice of Polaci
CR:Mysterious homes,eccentric people,talking loud like Germans but looking old like from fairy tales
Germany:Sb with heavy boots comes after you laughing loud.You get off the way and he passes without cutting off any speed
Hungary:While you admire the central avenue a chick appears wth classic hungarian face,piercings in navel connected with chains to somewhere under her blouse and under her trousers.When you think about it there is lack of slavic chick you have to go north to Slovakia where

the classic slavic faced blondynka with the huge fruits gets out of the supermarket with fruits again in her lap.She moves her ass so good you think am I dreaming? is this not Ukraina?
southern   
4 Jul 2011
Love / POLISH GIRLFRIEND WONT PAY HER WAY [127]

Do you know how much drinks in Sweden cost?I dated once two swedish girls and had to pay 50 euro for four of their cocktails.