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PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]
An update on what I have missed, that has come to pass, over the past couple of months.
Our beloved Polish forums was hacked, sending the world as we know it, into complete chaos.
Admin was busy getting everything up and running, while
disturbances to the peace rose dramatically across the globe.
Long time PF users/abusers took to the streets to repeat their inane comments about things nobody cared about. At bus stops, laundrettes, doctor's waiting rooms... anywhere where there was a captive audiance.
Pfers were shouting out their views from sunset until sunrise, not being accustomed to "natural" sun light they quickly scurried back to their parent's basement when the "fire ball" in the sky appeared.
Delfi was given several warnings by the police for telling Polish people they weren't Polish enough.
Southern muttered something inaudible to some girls at a bus stop but as soon as they looked up, he had vanished.
Crow was spotted in lower East side Manhattan telling a gaggle of geese about "Mother Serbia".
PolskiMoc was ranting to a load of Indians about how Polish people were the super-race because "we" have the R1a gene, only to be laughed at because India has a higher rate of R1a genes than Poland.
And I was beaten up for accusing people of doing things they'd never do ;)
In other news...
A snail has slid away from his shell because his mortgage was in Swiss Franks, leaving a non-Newtonian fluid all over the forum.
The FBI have reduced their spending on intel due to people willingly posting their faces.
Poles in the U.K. are not as PF portrays, according to eyewitness accounts. Many of the hardcore PFers are setting to it, that reality is a strict reflection of PF and not the other way round.
Up next- How many PFers does it take to screw in a light bulb? all this and more in the next
Omnibus Edition.
