hythorn
16 Oct 2011
Law / What are chances for Poland to join in Eurasian Economic Community? [100]
better that than ethnic cleansing
better that than ethnic cleansing
hythorn
16 Oct 2011
News / Polish Diaspora - many of these 20 million actually speak Polish? [79]
nice people in general, the Americans
very friendly
nice people in general, the Americans
very friendly
hythorn
16 Oct 2011
News / Poland's 'oburzeni' (indignant)? [41]
I would hate to be picking an argument with you Sir
however if you have a degree in medicine you have a very good chance of getting a job as a doctor
not having a degree in medicine is considered to be a bit of a drawback in these cases
I would hate to be picking an argument with you Sir
however if you have a degree in medicine you have a very good chance of getting a job as a doctor
not having a degree in medicine is considered to be a bit of a drawback in these cases
hythorn
16 Oct 2011
News / Polish Diaspora - many of these 20 million actually speak Polish? [79]
good point. there is no sense in lying about your background
an awful lot of Americans seem to claim being Irish but I think that is often in the case of being complete mutts
Dopeyandomine, you are an idiot for thinking immigrants to the USA, or elsewhere, would lie about being Polish when they were really some other ethnicity. You are the deranged person here not anyone's great-grandmother.
good point. there is no sense in lying about your background
an awful lot of Americans seem to claim being Irish but I think that is often in the case of being complete mutts
hythorn
16 Oct 2011
News / Poland's 'oburzeni' (indignant)? [41]
a lot of doctors would argue with you there
don't try and tell me it is not what you know it is who you know as practising medicine without a license in still illegal :-)
its only a piece of paper that can sometimes get your foot in a door, if you clearly have no real life skills its as worthless as yesterdays toilet paper :)
a lot of doctors would argue with you there
don't try and tell me it is not what you know it is who you know as practising medicine without a license in still illegal :-)
hythorn
16 Oct 2011
Love / Why are Varsovian women so uninteresting? [23]
indeed, it is a problem that I used to suffer from until I had a bar code tattooed across my forehead with my cash flow projections for the next five years.
when meeting a young lady I would just hand her a bar code reader which I had stolen from Tesco and stand back and wait for her to be mesmorised by my credit rating. Meaningless and unemotional exchanging of bodily fluids would then ensue.
you really ought to try it
When I party in any club in Warsaw I really feel how disgusting they are, too arrogant, too much money flashing before you can actually get something (which is kinda an interesting situation, I work for a very big company and women there are very nice with me (they know that if i work for that company i should earn good money), but when they don't know you it is different).
indeed, it is a problem that I used to suffer from until I had a bar code tattooed across my forehead with my cash flow projections for the next five years.
when meeting a young lady I would just hand her a bar code reader which I had stolen from Tesco and stand back and wait for her to be mesmorised by my credit rating. Meaningless and unemotional exchanging of bodily fluids would then ensue.
you really ought to try it
hythorn
16 Oct 2011
Love / Why are Varsovian women so uninteresting? [23]
I was going to say something along similar lines but I knew that sharper minds would do a far better job than I could
what would really impress them would be if you put a job title like 'Galactic Junior Product Manager' on your business card or 'Interplanetary Assistant to the VP of Marketing'
I was going to say something along similar lines but I knew that sharper minds would do a far better job than I could
what would really impress them would be if you put a job title like 'Galactic Junior Product Manager' on your business card or 'Interplanetary Assistant to the VP of Marketing'
hythorn
16 Oct 2011
Travel / Tips/suggestions/do's and don't of going to Poland....? [55]
I have heard it and I wrote to the war crimes tribunal just in case they could do something about it but they never got back to me
it really was one of the few times I have said the words 'worse than Hitler' and really meant it
I have heard it and I wrote to the war crimes tribunal just in case they could do something about it but they never got back to me
it really was one of the few times I have said the words 'worse than Hitler' and really meant it
hythorn
16 Oct 2011
Travel / Tips/suggestions/do's and don't of going to Poland....? [55]
ah don't worry
we have up to two years to coach you
you will be unstoppable once you get here
armed with a good working knowledge of the hits of Shakin Stevens, Smokie and ELO (which were incredibly popular in Poland by the way)
and flawless Polish, you really will turn heads over here
you can brush up your dancing too, you could do that Michael Jackson move, you know the one where he looks like he is walking on the moon as opposed to the one where he has the overdose
And all I know is Hi, how are you? What's your name? Not exactly chat-up line material is it? :P
ah don't worry
we have up to two years to coach you
you will be unstoppable once you get here
armed with a good working knowledge of the hits of Shakin Stevens, Smokie and ELO (which were incredibly popular in Poland by the way)
and flawless Polish, you really will turn heads over here
you can brush up your dancing too, you could do that Michael Jackson move, you know the one where he looks like he is walking on the moon as opposed to the one where he has the overdose
hythorn
16 Oct 2011
Travel / Tips/suggestions/do's and don't of going to Poland....? [55]
don't tell me, tell her
good grief man, if you are going to come all the way to Poland and choke like this in front of the ladies
you would be better off staying in Ilford or whatever Greater London suburb you hail from
you have a golden opportunity to impress a chick
ok, don't want to dazzle her with your conversation skills... no problem
try a dance move... hit it
don't tell me, tell her
good grief man, if you are going to come all the way to Poland and choke like this in front of the ladies
you would be better off staying in Ilford or whatever Greater London suburb you hail from
you have a golden opportunity to impress a chick
ok, don't want to dazzle her with your conversation skills... no problem
try a dance move... hit it
hythorn
16 Oct 2011
Travel / Tips/suggestions/do's and don't of going to Poland....? [55]
it is the lady who just joined us
this gives you an ideal opportunity to practice some of your chat up lines so that when you
come to Poland in a year or two you will be unstoppable
ask her if N Dubz are better than Justin Beiber
.....quick she is getting away
Sorry who is F stop?
it is the lady who just joined us
this gives you an ideal opportunity to practice some of your chat up lines so that when you
come to Poland in a year or two you will be unstoppable
ask her if N Dubz are better than Justin Beiber
.....quick she is getting away
hythorn
15 Oct 2011
Travel / Tips/suggestions/do's and don't of going to Poland....? [55]
thank goodness you saw the funny side
I just re-read my post and hoped that you would not find it creepy
we are just having fun with the young pup
over to you Intrigue... ask her if she likes Shakin Stevens
thank goodness you saw the funny side
I just re-read my post and hoped that you would not find it creepy
we are just having fun with the young pup
over to you Intrigue... ask her if she likes Shakin Stevens
hythorn
15 Oct 2011
Travel / Tips/suggestions/do's and don't of going to Poland....? [55]
don't tell us, f stop is online
go on, tell her she looks nice
don't tell us, f stop is online
go on, tell her she looks nice
hythorn
15 Oct 2011
Travel / Tips/suggestions/do's and don't of going to Poland....? [55]
we have been joined by a lady
moderate the language lads...
good evening miss
psst intrigue, you are in with a chance
tell her she looks nice
we have been joined by a lady
moderate the language lads...
good evening miss
psst intrigue, you are in with a chance
tell her she looks nice
hythorn
15 Oct 2011
Travel / Tips/suggestions/do's and don't of going to Poland....? [55]
are you advocating that the young lad bat for the other team?
You should also be very careful with quite a few women.
are you advocating that the young lad bat for the other team?
hythorn
15 Oct 2011
Travel / Tips/suggestions/do's and don't of going to Poland....? [55]
not another story about being in a turkish prison...
when will they learn
I like to experience new things, I can create fun for myself. Even in a room, with nothing in it, and my hands tied up!
not another story about being in a turkish prison...
when will they learn
hythorn
15 Oct 2011
Travel / Tips/suggestions/do's and don't of going to Poland....? [55]
he probably meant shivery
that is when you stand outside in the cold opening doors for people
I'm all for male shivery
he probably meant shivery
that is when you stand outside in the cold opening doors for people
hythorn
15 Oct 2011
Travel / Tips/suggestions/do's and don't of going to Poland....? [55]
now in fairness Scottie and Seanus were taking the p!ss out of you
as you clearly know it all, f*ck off and play with your train set
now in fairness Scottie and Seanus were taking the p!ss out of you
as you clearly know it all, f*ck off and play with your train set
hythorn
15 Oct 2011
Real Estate / Who designs houses in Poland? [66]
sure as eggs is eggs all those vile boxes of houses created in the 1970s would have been designed by an architect
the new trend is to build 'English' estates and they are marketed as such
personally I would much rather live in a block
no poxy garden to have to take care of and a much lower chance of getting burgled along with the anonymity
unless it is a new block where you have some yuppie tw@ts getting some fool in to drill holes morning, night and day
you can find a house that you really like and give it to an architect to draw up, it should not be too difficult for them
sure as eggs is eggs all those vile boxes of houses created in the 1970s would have been designed by an architect
the new trend is to build 'English' estates and they are marketed as such
personally I would much rather live in a block
no poxy garden to have to take care of and a much lower chance of getting burgled along with the anonymity
unless it is a new block where you have some yuppie tw@ts getting some fool in to drill holes morning, night and day
you can find a house that you really like and give it to an architect to draw up, it should not be too difficult for them
hythorn
15 Oct 2011
Work / Native Speakers increasingly desperate? Polish and African teacher forcing down wages.. [27]
i have a good friend who is Nigerian who is teaching in Warsaw at the moment
his English is great but lordy his accent is strong
i have a good friend who is Nigerian who is teaching in Warsaw at the moment
his English is great but lordy his accent is strong
hythorn
15 Oct 2011
Work / Native Speakers increasingly desperate? Polish and African teacher forcing down wages.. [27]
Someone told me that there are quite a few black people in Poznan
it is because of them coming to the university and then settling down with local partners
Harlem it ain't :-)
but there are quite a few there it appears
Poznan is also reputed to be Poland's gay capital so it is one of the more tolerant Polish cities
Someone told me that there are quite a few black people in Poznan
it is because of them coming to the university and then settling down with local partners
Harlem it ain't :-)
but there are quite a few there it appears
Poznan is also reputed to be Poland's gay capital so it is one of the more tolerant Polish cities
hythorn
15 Oct 2011
UK, Ireland / Disgusting, fat and lying Polish women and Illegal immigration in UK [73]
Strangely enough I am far more disgusted by Aussie Sheila
from time to time I can be a complete son of a b!tch but at least I am not a hypocrite
she plans to live in Poland for two years on Polish welfare and then has a go at Ms Litwin, who whilst not slimmer of the week,
pulled a scam possibly through a desire to keep herself supplied with lard and biscuits
look at the title from the OP 'disgusting, fat and lying Polish women' plural
suggesting that Polish women in general would pull such a scam
people in glass houses should not throw stones
Strangely enough I am far more disgusted by Aussie Sheila
from time to time I can be a complete son of a b!tch but at least I am not a hypocrite
she plans to live in Poland for two years on Polish welfare and then has a go at Ms Litwin, who whilst not slimmer of the week,
pulled a scam possibly through a desire to keep herself supplied with lard and biscuits
look at the title from the OP 'disgusting, fat and lying Polish women' plural
suggesting that Polish women in general would pull such a scam
people in glass houses should not throw stones
hythorn
15 Oct 2011
hythorn
15 Oct 2011
UK, Ireland / Disgusting, fat and lying Polish women and Illegal immigration in UK [73]
processed food in the UK is as cheap as hell
there is no sense in cooking with prices like this
particularly if you work, five minutes in the microwave and gorge
(sitting with a bucket between your knees for the next half an hour is optional)
the Poles have a saying for women who go to the UK and become complete porkers
I forgot the expression
processed food in the UK is as cheap as hell
there is no sense in cooking with prices like this
particularly if you work, five minutes in the microwave and gorge
(sitting with a bucket between your knees for the next half an hour is optional)
the Poles have a saying for women who go to the UK and become complete porkers
I forgot the expression
hythorn
15 Oct 2011
UK, Ireland / Disgusting, fat and lying Polish women and Illegal immigration in UK [73]
Iceland has a lot to answer for
she was probably an utter munter before leaving the land of the sausage
once tempted by the microwaveable kebabs obtainable in the UK, she would have really gone to hell
and no doubt spent too long in the bargain basement section at Iceland
thus making her a ............(wait for it)...............bargain munter
She was probably thin before she went to the UK and discovered ASDA's 2-for-1 microwave lardy mealdeals.
Iceland has a lot to answer for
she was probably an utter munter before leaving the land of the sausage
once tempted by the microwaveable kebabs obtainable in the UK, she would have really gone to hell
and no doubt spent too long in the bargain basement section at Iceland
thus making her a ............(wait for it)...............bargain munter
hythorn
15 Oct 2011
UK, Ireland / Disgusting, fat and lying Polish women and Illegal immigration in UK [73]
somebody has been eating porky pies and lots of them
She doesn't look that Polish to me. Sb's been telling porky pies ;)
somebody has been eating porky pies and lots of them
hythorn
15 Oct 2011
Real Estate / Banks in Poland selling fewer mortgages in 2011, down 49% [285]
I was being ironic
you are right
I was being ironic
you are right
hythorn
15 Oct 2011
UK, Ireland / Disgusting, fat and lying Polish women and Illegal immigration in UK [73]
who knows?
the mind of Australian Sheila is a place no doubt inhabited with dreams of bingo wins, welfare cheques, gaudy nylon tracksuits
oh how ghastly
who knows?
the mind of Australian Sheila is a place no doubt inhabited with dreams of bingo wins, welfare cheques, gaudy nylon tracksuits
oh how ghastly
hythorn
15 Oct 2011
Study / National Louis University Nowy Sacz [18]
Caregiver Nanny Needed for my Kids United Kingdom
Cherish, you just told the gentleman that you are interested in caring for his kids
Caregiver Nanny Needed for my Kids United Kingdom
Cherish, you just told the gentleman that you are interested in caring for his kids
hythorn
15 Oct 2011
Study / National Louis University Nowy Sacz [18]
bearing in mind you appear to be planning to commute to West London on a daily basis, the price of groceries ought to be the least of your worries
bearing in mind you appear to be planning to commute to West London on a daily basis, the price of groceries ought to be the least of your worries