Polish worker's excuse and a vacuum cleaner (UK)

Kilkline 1 | 682

6 Mar 2008 / #61

t's been ONE so far. And since you Britons claim there are millions and millions of us in the UK, then 1 of those millions is not that bad.

lol. I love the 'so far' bit.

If I see any of them doing any mess here, I won't waste the opportunity.

To use your Hoover for its intended purpose?

ShelleyS 14 | 2883

7 Mar 2008 / #62

To use your Hoover for its intended purpose?

The way Doggie talkes sometimes you would think he has a hoover stuck up his ass!

Bartolome 2 | 1083

7 Mar 2008 / #63

I love the 'so far' bit.

Well, be a faithful rag papers reader, and I'm sure they'll reveal some 'shocking' news about Poles working here.

Arise_St_George 9 | 419

16 Mar 2008 / #64

Thread attached on merging:
HOOVER SEX CLEANER DITCHED BY POLISH VACUUM

HOOVER SEX CLEANER DITCHED BY POLISH VACUUM

THE Polish vacuum cleaner whose boyfriend was caught having sex with a Henry Hoover has spoken of her shame and disgust at his gay love antics.

thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/hoover-sex-cleaner-ditched-by-polish-vacuum-20080304769

_Sofi_

16 Mar 2008 / #65

Arise_St_George

What are you doing [apart from breaking the rules of 100 words source lifting]?

hu_man 6 | 131

16 Mar 2008 / #66

hahahahahahahahah...

that was funny

OP espana 17 | 947

27 Oct 2008 / #67

Pierogi - | 42

3 Aug 2009 / #68

Henryk Hooverski

Hoowerski ;)

BritishEmpire - | 148

3 Aug 2009 / #69

hahahaaaaa very funny story and video.

SzwedwPolsce 11 | 1589

3 Aug 2009 / #70

come on every week is always one or two nasty news about polish in uk .

Hehe... how many nasty news are there about English, or other, people? There isn't a secret pact to just write sh*t about Poles. English medias have world record in nasty news.

mvefa 5 | 591

3 Aug 2009 / #71

young British people give a bad reputation for UK when they go for stag parties or weekends away in Eastern Europe, its a fact.

Not only eastern europe, we have loads of them here in amsterdam, tumbling completely drunk through our streets, vomiting, screaming, and getting into fights..really weird

z_darius 14 | 3960

3 Aug 2009 / #72

There isn't a secret pact to just write sh*t about Poles. English medias have world record in nasty news.

It all depends where they write the news.
The vacuum story is funny as hell. Imagine the desperation. Or is it a poor selection chick in the UK?

Equally funny (found on an American forum) is a story of a Brit who confuses his boy with a piece of wood :)

I cut wood using various saws but I can't imagine how that is even possible.

RevokeNice 15 | 1854

3 Aug 2009 / #73

Could have been worse, could have rode a Brit.

SzwedwPolsce 11 | 1589

3 Aug 2009 / #74

Sounds as a painful method.

Pierogi - | 42

3 Aug 2009 / #75

You'd think a Fleshlight would be better wouldn't you. They clearly haven't arrived in Polish seks szopy yet, haha :)

RevokeNice 15 | 1854

3 Aug 2009 / #76

This was news in the UK? They even interviewed his partner? Do people pay good money for these rags?

Pierogi - | 42

3 Aug 2009 / #77

Do people pay good money for these rags?

Someone brings one in at work, about 20 of us read it, lol

szkotja2007 27 | 1497

3 Aug 2009 / #78

In Scotland, this man ended up on the Sex Offenders register after having sex with a bicycle. Unbelievable but true.

ShawnH 8 | 1488

3 Aug 2009 / #79

Did the bike get counselling?