London being a very skewed version of Englishness/Britishness
I think London is like a different country. It's something for the rest of Britain to admire in some ways, but to look down on in others.
95% of voting is AGAINST something
That is kind of correct. Parties don't win elections, it is the other party that loses the election.
The majority of voters just vote for the party for whom they've always voted.
Is this in his list of pledges?
Big, white, foppish mops on heads for all.