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Man from Zakopane who cut off his own genitals


Buddy 7 | 167  
21 Nov 2007 /  #31
You could say he was "self-bobbitized".
El Gato 4 | 351  
21 Nov 2007 /  #32
I was just wondering if this is normal behaviour in Poland?

Yup, along with every single Pole who gets into a relationship with someone not Polish either cheats, dumps them, takes their partner's money, or sleeps with their brother/sister.

You know what the best part is? You get to read all about that here on this one forum! Isn't that great?!?!
wildrover 98 | 4,451  
22 Nov 2007 /  #33
I had a vasectomy once......thats as near as i wanna come....if you will excuse the expression.....
sledz 23 | 2,250  
22 Nov 2007 /  #34
Did they all want to be members of the Vienna Boys Choir?

Hes the new Soprano..lol
Daisy 3 | 1,225  
22 Nov 2007 /  #35
it's actully known as a castrato
gosiaczek 1 | 85  
22 Nov 2007 /  #36
I was just wondering if this is normal behaviour in Poland?

of course , how come you didn't know that?! that's the standard contraception in Poland :D
Ronek 1 | 261  
22 Nov 2007 /  #37
is normal behaviour in Poland?

polish highlanders are known to do crazy things when they're drunk
kochanie 3 | 58  
22 Nov 2007 /  #38
There was a guy from Britain not long ago who lopped off his testicles while his wife was at work cos he wanted to be a woman. Could you imagine coming back home to find that??? lol.
wildrover 98 | 4,451  
22 Nov 2007 /  #39
I wanted to have the sex change operation a while back....They told me that changing my bits from male to female was easy enough , the tricky part was removing half the brain.....And yes i am ready for the abuse...hee hee....Sorry ladies , its just a joke , honest , forgive me......
Patrycja19 63 | 2,699  
22 Nov 2007 /  #40
the tricky part was removing half the brain.....And yes i am ready for the abuse..

we already thought that occurred..(removal of brain) seeing that you dont use it
very often :D

hee hee :))

and yes, its good to get rid of the male part of the brain if your becoming a woman
anyway, you wouldnt want to confuse yourself :) heh heh..
Daisy 3 | 1,225  
22 Nov 2007 /  #41
They told me that changing my bits from male to female was easy enough , the tricky part was removing half the brain.

but I thought that's where men keep their brains ;)
sledz 23 | 2,250  
22 Nov 2007 /  #42
Sometimes the little head does the thinking for the big head:)
wildrover 98 | 4,451  
22 Nov 2007 /  #43
No offence meant girls.....I consider women as equals , and actually quite like them....
southern 75 | 7,096  
22 Nov 2007 /  #44
Now this man can become a feminist.
Crow 153 | 10,562  
23 Nov 2007 /  #45
in any case he should accomodate on new situation. He still has something to offer, after all.

BDW, what you say for that Novi Sad woman, which asked seriously on TV: `Why would any woman tolerate pig for whole her life because of just one sossage?`

Now, imagine that pig decided to cut of sossage. Starnge choice
Foreigner4 12 | 1,768  
23 Nov 2007 /  #46
"squirms uncomfortably" curses self for clicking on thread and passes on.
celinski 31 | 1,258  
24 Nov 2007 /  #47
How did this happen by accident? Must have been in for tonsils? "Ouch" Carol
sledz 23 | 2,250  
24 Nov 2007 /  #48
Its saturday night and were talking about balls....lol

Isnt this special:)
celinski 31 | 1,258  
24 Nov 2007 /  #49
sledz,

Could be worse, we could be going in for surgury in the am. In Connecticut, USA we have to sign and then the dr. signs the place of surgury. Maybe Poland should do that?

LOL/ Carol
sledz 23 | 2,250  
24 Nov 2007 /  #50
Ouch, sounds painfull in any country:)

In Connecticut, USA we have to sign and then the dr. signs the place of surgury. Maybe Poland should do that?

not much better in Illinois
celinski 31 | 1,258  
24 Nov 2007 /  #51
self-bobbitized

Buddy know of Mrs. Bobbit that cut it off in the USA and then wouldn't tell the cops where her cheaten hubby's part was tossed. LOL Dog ran off with it. No really they found it and put it back. I think it would be more fun to super glue his hand to it and laugh like heck as he goes to the hospital to get it unstuck. Whats that they say"cheaters never prosper". Carol
sledz 23 | 2,250  
24 Nov 2007 /  #52
Bobbitt tried becoming a porn star after that,

I guess his career went limp...lol
Crow 153 | 10,562  
25 Nov 2007 /  #53
Bobbitt tried becoming a porn star after that,

hmm, porn movie with freaks in action

terrible idea

such a things could ruin image about sex as good relaxation

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