Crow, tell us more. Have we lost the Isle of Wight with its cute little second-hand tube trains and cheap plastic dinosaur park?
Or is it this one:
well, Brits are famous maniacs
Maniacs are not the same as eccentrics. I say we should all get into a big hovercraft whilst wearing full tweed outfits, and pelt bananas at it by means of a catapult made from elastic bands discarded by postmen.