ok so valentines day is coming up soon, so i thought this would be a very useful topic. as an english guy not speaking much polish, but i have a polish girlfriend, it would be very nice if i could write her some little love messages, on a card, on a note, in a text message. stuff like that.
im sure im not the only english speaking guy with a polish girlfriend.
You are my girl friend and I love you, But on seeing your mother, I feel so blue. Knowing what I'll be married to in twenty years time, makes me feel such a terrible slime!
Every time I see you, my heart beats so fast I want you close to me all day and night Wake up next to you in the morning light Feel your soft skin rubbing mine and watch how fast the time goes by Baby I love you so much, Happy Valentine.
lolwow paint your balls ;) ilu maybe you need someone to finish the job, right? you boys say you will get blue balls if they get you excited and does nothing ..hehe
but i have a polish girlfriend, it would be very nice if i could write her some little love messages, on a card, on a note, in a text message.
nooo, writtings shi*tty. Prepare something! If she's far away now you can send her something over internet. Paint something for her, sing or anything. Be creative. I would love it on her place :)
The hooves make a good percussion instrument - a good substitute for coconut shell halves.
But singing in Polish? I'll just have to sort out some words that aren't either offensive, incredibly simple, or simple commands you might hear from a plant-nursery supervisor. All of which would be grammatically wrong!
* sound of hoof on strings * Dawaj to dzrewo. Nie - to drzewo jest inne. Dzień dobry. Jak się masz? Ja pierdole! * song finishes to stunned silence *
