I had dated an African-American for a while in Louisiana when I lived there 16 years ago. She dumped me almost immediately
You ATE strawberries 22 years, 3 months and 2 days ago?!?!
We ARE through.
She dumped your ass because of that?
Even if she said so, I highly doubt. Unless she is a follower of this urban truth:
'Once you go black, there's no coming back'
Me meself, I wouldn't know, though...
Take it easy.