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Chatting up Polish girls in the street.


ShelleyS 14 | 2,893  
30 Mar 2009 /  #31
Especially when you follow it with a friendly pat on their backside to show them they are beautiful.

which is quickly followed by a punch in the face, of course just to show our appreciation for the pat on the backside ;0)
Randal 1 | 577  
30 Mar 2009 /  #32
a friendly pat on their backside

I was able to convince a Russian girl that this was a cultural greeting here! Mwahahahahaha….
Her body was way hot but her face looked as if it had been dragged behind a truck.

Gee, I’m sounding a bit like a regular pervert here. I swear I’m not! Lol...
ShelleyS 14 | 2,893  
30 Mar 2009 /  #33
Randy, Im sure she wasn't fooled, but merely felt pitty for the weedy little pervert who was chattin shit to her ;0)
Randal 1 | 577  
30 Mar 2009 /  #34
Nah, she seemed to appreciate my friendly charity. :)
JustysiaS 13 | 2,240  
30 Mar 2009 /  #35
so charming Randal, no wonder you're single ha ha...
MrBubbles 10 | 614  
30 Mar 2009 /  #37
Her body was way hot but her face looked as if it had been dragged behind a truck.

Sounds like a BOBFOC - Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch. Common in Newcastle.
vivianzizi 2 | 21  
30 Mar 2009 /  #38
wat a laugh. it is all about the personality of the girl, polish or whatever. and if u are super cute wit an extra fine car they will certainly be polite. i dont agree that you should go about touching peoples bums. its rude.
southern 75 | 7,096  
30 Mar 2009 /  #39
Her body was way hot but her face looked as if it had been dragged behind a truck.

We call that in Greece:''From behind a doll,from in front a pestis''.
Filios1 8 | 1,336  
30 Mar 2009 /  #40
go about touching peoples bums

Some women appreciate this direct method.
southern 75 | 7,096  
30 Mar 2009 /  #41
Better is the method of the prince in Apolinnair's ''Eleven thousand rods''.
MCA 4 | 14  
30 Mar 2009 /  #42
We have a lovely phrase in english:

"You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire"
Filios1 8 | 1,336  
30 Mar 2009 /  #43
Apolinnair's

Did you know that Guillaume was half-Polish?
southern 75 | 7,096  
30 Mar 2009 /  #44
This explains a lot.
Filios1 8 | 1,336  
30 Mar 2009 /  #45
His mother was a Polish sex maniac.
southern 75 | 7,096  
30 Mar 2009 /  #46
He is too ingenious and crazy to be a pure French.
Randal 1 | 577  
30 Mar 2009 /  #47
Im sure she wasn't fooled

so charming Randal

Sounds like a BOBFOC - Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch

i dont agree that you should go about touching peoples bums. its rude.

We call that in Greece:''From behind a doll,from in front a pestis''.

Some women appreciate this direct method.

I am going to post a complete accounting of what transpired with me and the hot/ ugly Russian girl. Look for it somewhere down in Off Topic.
OP bambino7 2 | 15  
31 Mar 2009 /  #48
there are no polish girls in my workplace so that is not an option to meet polish girls there!
southern 75 | 7,096  
2 Apr 2009 /  #49
I find it very easy to chat up polish girls in the street.Sometimes I can talk to 4-8 girls in a group.It is tricky because you have to capture attention.If you have friends,they are usually very slow and do not understand the opportunities.I tell them:''If you need to eat,to sleep,to relax and to sh1t,then you simply have no time for picking up girls.You have to synchronize.''
szarlotka 8 | 2,209  
2 Apr 2009 /  #50
I tell them:''If you need to eat,to sleep,to relax and to sh1t,then you simply have no time for picking up girls.You have to synchronize.''

Is this the unlocking of the mysteries of synchronised swimming? Isn't there a danger of abstaining from emptying one's bowels backfiring with one of your hot dates. Like big fart no Southern.
Randal 1 | 577  
2 Apr 2009 /  #51
OMG! LMAO! This reminded me of that one vid someone posted that had the girl fart diarrhea in the hot tub with others! Lol...
southern 75 | 7,096  
2 Apr 2009 /  #52
Being able not to fart is a part of the skills as well.
szarlotka 8 | 2,209  
2 Apr 2009 /  #53
Oh well, this is why I have been a lousy womaniser then. Now someone tells me
Wahldo  
2 Apr 2009 /  #54
yeah there ya' go, it's a plus if she can stay on the bed.
southern 75 | 7,096  
2 Apr 2009 /  #55
Oh well, this is why I have been a lousy womaniser then. Now someone tells me

If you knew how much a man has to endure during the pick up,flirting,bedding process,you would have wished for him to be a gay million times.
szarlotka 8 | 2,209  
2 Apr 2009 /  #56
Right. It's so public spirited of you to put yourself through it all time and time again. I award you an honourary MBE for services to mankind.
Wahldo  
2 Apr 2009 /  #57
endure during the pick up,flirting,bedding process

Well , it's not the kill it's the thrill of the chase. Unless a fat one is chasing you.
southern 75 | 7,096  
3 Apr 2009 /  #58
Well , it's not the kill it's the thrill of the chase.

You are a masochist.
Seanus 15 | 19,706  
3 Apr 2009 /  #59
Nah, he had a point, southern. Not everyone is route 1 with the gift of the grab.
Randal 1 | 577  
3 Apr 2009 /  #60
Not everyone is route 1 with the gift of the grab.

What the heck kind of Scot term is this? :)

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