Especially when you follow it with a friendly pat on their backside to show them they are beautiful.
which is quickly followed by a punch in the face, of course just to show our appreciation for the pat on the backside ;0)
Chatting up Polish girls in the street.
which is quickly followed by a punch in the face, of course just to show our appreciation for the pat on the backside ;0)
a friendly pat on their backside
I was able to convince a Russian girl that this was a cultural greeting here! Mwahahahahaha….
Her body was way hot but her face looked as if it had been dragged behind a truck.
Gee, I’m sounding a bit like a regular pervert here. I swear I’m not! Lol...
Randy, Im sure she wasn't fooled, but merely felt pitty for the weedy little pervert who was chattin shit to her ;0)
Nah, she seemed to appreciate my friendly charity. :)
so charming Randal, no wonder you're single ha ha...
childwithin 8 | 136
30 Mar 2009 / #36
it feels so much better...
Her body was way hot but her face looked as if it had been dragged behind a truck.
Sounds like a BOBFOC - Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch. Common in Newcastle.
vivianzizi 2 | 21
30 Mar 2009 / #38
wat a laugh. it is all about the personality of the girl, polish or whatever. and if u are super cute wit an extra fine car they will certainly be polite. i dont agree that you should go about touching peoples bums. its rude.
Her body was way hot but her face looked as if it had been dragged behind a truck.
We call that in Greece:''From behind a doll,from in front a pestis''.
go about touching peoples bums
Some women appreciate this direct method.
Better is the method of the prince in Apolinnair's ''Eleven thousand rods''.
We have a lovely phrase in english:
"You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire"
"You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire"
Apolinnair's
Did you know that Guillaume was half-Polish?
This explains a lot.
His mother was a Polish sex maniac.
He is too ingenious and crazy to be a pure French.
Im sure she wasn't fooled
so charming Randal
Sounds like a BOBFOC - Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch
i dont agree that you should go about touching peoples bums. its rude.
We call that in Greece:''From behind a doll,from in front a pestis''.
Some women appreciate this direct method.
I am going to post a complete accounting of what transpired with me and the hot/ ugly Russian girl. Look for it somewhere down in Off Topic.
there are no polish girls in my workplace so that is not an option to meet polish girls there!
I find it very easy to chat up polish girls in the street.Sometimes I can talk to 4-8 girls in a group.It is tricky because you have to capture attention.If you have friends,they are usually very slow and do not understand the opportunities.I tell them:''If you need to eat,to sleep,to relax and to sh1t,then you simply have no time for picking up girls.You have to synchronize.''
I tell them:''If you need to eat,to sleep,to relax and to sh1t,then you simply have no time for picking up girls.You have to synchronize.''
Is this the unlocking of the mysteries of synchronised swimming? Isn't there a danger of abstaining from emptying one's bowels backfiring with one of your hot dates. Like big fart no Southern.
OMG! LMAO! This reminded me of that one vid someone posted that had the girl fart diarrhea in the hot tub with others! Lol...
Being able not to fart is a part of the skills as well.
Oh well, this is why I have been a lousy womaniser then. Now someone tells me
Wahldo
2 Apr 2009 / #54
yeah there ya' go, it's a plus if she can stay on the bed.
Oh well, this is why I have been a lousy womaniser then. Now someone tells me
If you knew how much a man has to endure during the pick up,flirting,bedding process,you would have wished for him to be a gay million times.
Right. It's so public spirited of you to put yourself through it all time and time again. I award you an honourary MBE for services to mankind.
Wahldo
2 Apr 2009 / #57
endure during the pick up,flirting,bedding process
Well , it's not the kill it's the thrill of the chase. Unless a fat one is chasing you.
Well , it's not the kill it's the thrill of the chase.
You are a masochist.
Nah, he had a point, southern. Not everyone is route 1 with the gift of the grab.
Not everyone is route 1 with the gift of the grab.
What the heck kind of Scot term is this? :)