You know when you have been too long outside of Poland when...

You think that Krakow is still the capital...

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I know a lot of people on here are not here now

I have been outside what country ?

non-polish women start to appear beautiful.

there is a polish joke: "how do you know that you've already crossed polish-german border? cows became prettier than women." ( sorry ladies, just quoting :] )

i would say due to a recent experience as in like 4 days ago being stopped twice once at the border and then again for passport checks in Germany ...

Yes,german cows are hot.

I hope that one day men will stop posting silly posts about women.

Is that an answer ? it could read like
You know when you have been too long outside of Poland when I hope that one day men will stop posting silly posts about women?.

I guess. Once I am in Poland I don't need to read PF/silly posts about women.

You know when you have been too long outside of Poland when...

You have to look for organic food, actually actively hunt it in a shop and pay extra for it.

When paying 5 Euro/ £2:50 for a beer seems reasonable.

When you (think) that Carlsberg/Budwiser/Miller are tasty beers.

actually i have a confession i did just that ... i didnt read PF at all when i was in Krakow oooopppss lol

..you miss Polish Trams

... you speak Polish and your every other word is English because it fits better

....when you are down to your last box of E.Wedel Ptasie Mleczko Waniliowe candy :-((

For me the Krowki is all gone, and you say Proże, but nothing happens. Sorry if I spelled this wrong, I speak little Polish and spell even less.

...when you want to drive one block just to buy bread...
...when one year old baby of your Polish neighbor is going to school already...

thank god i can get it stateside.

I think this is in the PF rules but it also states that you must tell us all about your trip.
It is in the rules, somewhere in the middle near the back, or was it at the front?


The last few years they have put in new trams, they look very good, still loads of the old trams. I have heard of a party tram that you can hire and have a party on. And then there is the really old tram which they put in Rynek Głowny, but it does not go anywhere it's just for tourist or something.

oops .. oh well i provided pictures instead on a link .... I cant really give a break down of the trip i was on there a week ago as i am back there next weekend anyways :)

.... when you step on a tramway let us say in Berlin, Antwerp or Dusseldorf and the people do not smell

hehe thats my fault, sorry for stealing the laptop!!!!! :(:(:(
hehe

when you wonder where your next kebab will come from. then realize you'll have to buy a $1,100 plane ticket to get the best ones.

when everything and everyone is disgusting and the conversation is mindless

...when you don't need to remember you have to drive on the wrong side of the road.