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What is the easiest way to get to IKEA in Warsaw (from downtown)?

ss13 2 | 19  
18 May 2008 /  #1
I don’t have car yet. Is there any public transport that goes there?
ForsakenOne - | 38  
18 May 2008 /  #2
Nope. It's in a remote area, some 50 km from the center and the only way to get there is to ride a horse while singing polish anthem. Sorry :(


Line 706 goes there (for free!)
searching lol  
18 May 2008 /  #3
...,, funny, hehe made me smile :)
OP ss13 2 | 19  
18 May 2008 /  #4
ride a horse while singing polish anthem

U don’t wanna see me doing that :))
19 May 2008 /  #5
Ikea Targówek bus 126 , 112, 190,718 (from Trasa Toruńska)
ForsakenOne - | 38  
19 May 2008 /  #6
Right. Line 706 goes to Janki.
lowfunk99 10 | 397  
19 May 2008 /  #7
A horse? I always thought you had to ride a Donkey.

1. First spin around 10 times
2. Try and mount Donkey
3. Go where ever Donkey takes you

PS Make sure donkey has GPS
OP ss13 2 | 19  
19 May 2008 /  #8
Make sure donkey has GPS

ArcticPaul 38 | 233  
19 May 2008 /  #9
Jesus H Christ!
Fightclub had the Ikea 'nesting instinct' summed up perfectly!

I am a primitive animal.
I need raw meat, water (served in a dirty old jam jar) and sex with women who have a frightened fascination of me (known as animal attraction in thoses magazines that endlessly go on about futons, furniture and fckuing).

I do not need flat pack kitchen spice racks, Scandinavian, minimalist picture frames, natural pine toilet seats or innovative design cutlery.

eat like Vikings!
Half cooked beef, gripped with both fists. Tearing away chunks with unbrushed teeth as blood and saliva stain my chin, chest and genitals.
Then I stand up, point at the Ikea hat-stand and grunt primitive noises.

IKEA! You utter wankers!
F15guy 1 | 160  
19 May 2008 /  #10
the only way to get there is to ride a horse while singing polish anthem.

Do you have to be on key?
19 May 2008 /  #11
There used to be a free bus which went from the central train station in Warsaw to Ikea in Janki. Let me check and get back to you tomorrow.
ArcticPaul 38 | 233  
20 May 2008 /  #12
Just listen at yourselves!
The location of Ikea (in Warsaw or anywhere) and the public transport to get there should be left to women.
Political correctness has emasculated the lot of you.
Now go and collect your kiddies from the's your turn to prepare dinner.
Merendis 3 | 7  
1 Dec 2008 /  #13
I found the 706 on the ZTM website... it seems to pick up only at Okęcie where lots of other lines leave off... am I reading this correctly?

Also, any idea how long this trip takes from the center?

Finally... real men can appreciate that Ikea is a useful source for necessary household goods that are cheap and of a certain quality and aesthetic without losing their "animal attraction". Such sexual forces should able to transcend time and trend. If you are relying on outdated gender roles, decoration, cooking methods, and... sanitation for the creation of your "animal attraction" then I'm sorry and I pity you a bit.
2 Dec 2008 /  #14
there are two in warsaw one in jenki and one on the east side. jenki has a shuttle bus for free probably from centrum. just google search it. article paul should crawl back to his cave i think i hear his cavemother calling him
3 Dec 2008 /  #15
No need to google it...just try the Ikea web site:

www space
(take out the space)

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