What is the easiest way to get to IKEA in Warsaw (from downtown)?

I don’t have car yet. Is there any public transport that goes there?

Nope. It's in a remote area, some 50 km from the center and the only way to get there is to ride a horse while singing polish anthem. Sorry :(

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Line 706 goes there (for free!)

...,, funny, hehe made me smile :)

U don’t wanna see me doing that :))

Ikea Targówek bus 126 , 112, 190,718 (from Trasa Toruńska)

Right. Line 706 goes to Janki.

A horse? I always thought you had to ride a Donkey.

1. First spin around 10 times
2. Try and mount Donkey
3. Go where ever Donkey takes you

PS Make sure donkey has GPS

haha:)

IKEA!!!
Jesus H Christ!
Fightclub had the Ikea 'nesting instinct' summed up perfectly!

I am a primitive animal.
I need raw meat, water (served in a dirty old jam jar) and sex with women who have a frightened fascination of me (known as animal attraction in thoses magazines that endlessly go on about futons, furniture and fckuing).

I do not need flat pack kitchen spice racks, Scandinavian, minimalist picture frames, natural pine toilet seats or innovative design cutlery.

eat like Vikings!
Half cooked beef, gripped with both fists. Tearing away chunks with unbrushed teeth as blood and saliva stain my chin, chest and genitals.
Then I stand up, point at the Ikea hat-stand and grunt primitive noises.

IKEA! You utter wankers!

Do you have to be on key?

There used to be a free bus which went from the central train station in Warsaw to Ikea in Janki. Let me check and get back to you tomorrow.

Just listen at yourselves!
YOU ARE MEN!
The location of Ikea (in Warsaw or anywhere) and the public transport to get there should be left to women.
Political correctness has emasculated the lot of you.
Now go and collect your kiddies from the creche....it's your turn to prepare dinner.

I found the 706 on the ZTM website... it seems to pick up only at Okęcie where lots of other lines leave off... am I reading this correctly?

Also, any idea how long this trip takes from the center?

Finally... real men can appreciate that Ikea is a useful source for necessary household goods that are cheap and of a certain quality and aesthetic without losing their "animal attraction". Such sexual forces should able to transcend time and trend. If you are relying on outdated gender roles, decoration, cooking methods, and... sanitation for the creation of your "animal attraction" then I'm sorry and I pity you a bit.

there are two in warsaw one in jenki and one on the east side. jenki has a shuttle bus for free probably from centrum. just google search it. article paul should crawl back to his cave i think i hear his cavemother calling him

No need to google it...just try the Ikea web site:

www space .ikea.com/pl/pl/store/warszawa_janki/drogidojazdu
(take out the space)