Thanks, I appreciate it Ziemowit.
I remember reading that joke, and that it was funny, but I can't remember where it was, and I was not able to find it using the search.
It's interesting to note that in the four examples I found the three sentences where the nouns are in object form would have subject forms in English and contrariwise, the one sentence which would have the noun as an object in English (iii) has it in the subject form here. Sometimes I wonder if English and Polish are even related at all. ;)
One kilogram was added to him. Sounds better?
Slightly. ;)
The least logical one for me is: (i) przybyło nowych książek
"increased of new books"? Hmm...