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From: UK, London
Speaks Polish?: Niestety, nie mówię po polsku.
Interests: Snowboarding, getting lost in strange towns and confusing the locals!

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tankslappa   
1 Dec 2007
Travel / Alone in Krakow, what to do? [25]

Damn, wish I'd seen this thread earlier, you could have come on random walkabouts with me and my ex-pat friend.
Oh well, now I'm signed up to this site I will try to keep my eyes open for these kind of posts, I'm getting pretty good at getting about Krakow, and usually raise a smile with my attempts at Polish, or Polglish!
tankslappa   
23 Apr 2008
Life / The strangest things in Poland [468]

LOL! I Just stumbled into this thread, and some of the observations really have made me chuckle... I still live in the UK, although I am seriously thinking of moving to Poland.

"After plane lands people claps, at least they used to, this tradition seems to fade away... (it looked strange to even to me, are people happy that the plane did not cruch or what )"

They still do... In fact a lot of the English on my last flight joined in! I certainly did!

On my first trip the things I noticed most were...
1) In the shops, the cashiers all said the same thing to me, which I couldn't understand. I later found out it was "Do you have the correct change". They seem to have a fascination with it!

2) Money doesn't change hands directly, it goes via a change dish. In the UK we're used to passing it hand to hand.
3) Some of the beggars seem to be seriously well educated. I ended up chatting to one who spoke fluent English, French and obviously Polish.
4) Crossing the road can be a whole new experience. An expensive one if you're used to Jay walking in the UK (where it's not illegal, or subject to fines!)

5) A public transport system that is cheap, warm and usable (again, not something you find in the UK outside of the London underground!)
6) Gravy... Or lack of. :'-(
7) All the women (or at least the ones I have met) can cook, and cook well, from scratch and not just heat stuff from packets... Yum yum!

8) Meat... Lots of meat! I don't know if any vegetarians have ever made it to Poland, and if they did, how did they survive, or were they just used as a main course!

9) Queuing... Again, lack of! It seems like the English are the only people on the planet to master this. Getting on a coach in Krakow in January it must have looked like the human form of sand pouring in a funnel! I seriously considered walking on peoples heads, especially as I had a reserved seat ticket, but not the grasp of the language to inform others of this bar waving it over the heads of the people in front of me! Then again, still not as bad as the French on ski lifts. Especially when you're an English snowboarder!

That'll do for now... I'll see how many other things I can remember...
tankslappa   
24 Apr 2008
Life / The strangest things in Poland [468]

Oh yeah, oliver has just shown me a classic Polish mistake, a free hols. They use 'a' to mean many and not just one.

It's a classic mistake made by many many speakers of foreign languages.

The definite and indefinite article one of the wonderful quirks of English.
Along with our ability to have inanimate objects without them having to have a gender! lol!
tankslappa   
24 Apr 2008
Life / Do Polish people respect other cultures? [96]

Come on, all you English on the board...defend yourselves against this serious allegation.....!!

I had to actually stop myself... As an Englishman I think it's polite to clear your plate. To a Pole it means the English guest is still hungry, give him some more!

I don't know if it is possible to die from eating too much cheese cake, but I would give it a try! Yum yum!
tankslappa   
9 May 2008
Life / Does Poland have SANDWICH VANS [21]

AH, but the big question is...

Does the sandwich has a bit of bread on the top, or is it unfinished :-p