Life / Do Poles work better when they drink or when they are sober? [7]

My father just put down new hardwood floors. When he started he was sober and when he finished he was drunk... I think next time he does work around the house I should just get him wasted beforehand... his work is wayyy better.

Love / What is the best car to impress a Polish girl? [60]

This makes me think of the movie Borat, where he goes to the car dealership and asks which type of car has a p*ssy magnet...