News / Poland in coming 5 years [48]

I'm afraid Poland will have a massive hangover after lost organisation of Euro 2012. There will be accusations from each side, but of course no-one would admit the guilt.

Law / Building a still in poland [19]

I'm afraid you can't legally produce your moonshine in Poland:
Sąd (Najwyższy) orzekł, iz: "Znamiona przestępstwa z art. 12a ust.1 ustawy z dnia 2 marca 2001 roku o wyrobie alkoholu etylowego oraz wytwarzaniu wyrobów tytoniowych wypełnia również wyrabianie alkoholu etylowego na własny użytek."

I can't translate it literally, but The Supreme Court stated that producing ethyl alcohol (apparently your booze is considered as ~40% ethanol) even for your own needs has got indications of a crime.

Edit:
Some people however make their own liquor, but don't boast about it :) You can even legally buy a still.

UK, Ireland / Multiple wives will mean multiple benefits in Britain (not only for Polish married couples) [29]


Lewisnky ? No. Perhaps Lewinsky ? Woman from Lewin Brzeski :)

UK, Ireland / Polish people in UK not reporting crime. [26]


Well, with such mediocre ''lawyers'' there's small wonder that this country is going to dogs. Law is law and should be obeyed. You represent views characteristic for medieval centuries - often there were different laws for 'locals' and quite different for 'strangers'. Since Poles pay taxes, they should be protected too. And what if a crime would be committed against you and the only witness would be someone Polish ? I bet you would 'forget' about your whole polonophobia then.

Language / The only polish word a foreigner won't ever say correctly :P [113]


Try something better:
Chrząszcz pszczołę w trzcinie pieprzy :)

UK, Ireland / Polish people in UK not reporting crime. [26]

Yeah. Slogans like 'CHWDP' are characteristic for distrust in the police in Poland.

Life / Animosity between Poland vrs. Polonia? [98]


aka honecker :)

Life / Why are Polish people cheap? [126]


Sometimes I stroll along Glasgow clean, smooth walkways and I see only perfect, angel-like citizens of The Real Utopia on Earth.

UK, Ireland / "Half of Poles in UK plan to return home" Telegraph article [8]


Are you talking about yourself then ?

News / Leader Of Poland? [18]


I don't mind. You seem to have more common donkey sense than the whole bunch of 'em.

Ok, ok, don't get too excited:
One of them is our dear prezio. Dont ask me which one, only their mum can tell who is who (she knows it, because one of them used to use her bank account, I don't know if he still does):

Here goes Tusk von Danzig: And last, but probably the most important, Ojciec Dyrektor radia co ma ryja:

News / Leader Of Poland? [18]


Prezio Kaczynski ? Donald Tusk ? Father Rydzyk perhaps ? I have been so long outside Poland I'm not sure who's the true leader.

Life / POSITIVES ABOUT POLAND AND POLISH PEOPLE.... [119]


We still win.
But I wouldn't expect that:
Scotland rocks: 219,000 results
Scotland sucks: staggering 416,000 results. Should be slightly in favour of Scotland rocks :P

Life / POSITIVES ABOUT POLAND AND POLISH PEOPLE.... [119]


Pervert ? Absolutely normal woman !!!

Food / Polish Ham - How to? [45]


What are you doing here then, FFS ?

UK, Ireland / Polish people in UK travelling on holiday. [20]

Portugal belongs to the 'Schengen zone', so I guess going there with the new type ID is OK.

News / The most useless things in Poland [140]


Well, since you Polish girls have such an undeserved opinion about me, I moved to the UK.
Back to the thread: Governments, regardless of their political orientation.

Love / Polish Girlfriend obsessive and not trusting [59]


Since you think with stereotypes, you 'though' wrong.

Life / Opinions/experience about the Polish Police [40]


Glina (clay) for a single cop, gliny (clays) for plural. They used to have badges on their collars which resembled a pine, and since pines grow on such soils, thus the name. I think however it's a kind of a dodgy explanation.

UK, Ireland / Why so many British can't spell ? [83]

I wrote I would choose to be a Scotsman in regard to this discussion. If I were to choose from all nationalities, I'd be a Pole on eternal holiday in Margherita Isle !

UK, Ireland / Why so many British can't spell ? [83]


Not only for Ole Good Malt, but also for broccoli, Japaleno peppers and every CD (the last position is 'consumed' with my ears, however). And, sadly, it will never be refunded to me :)

UK, Ireland / Why so many British can't spell ? [83]


If I were to choose, I'd rather be a Scotsman.

UK, Ireland / What's So Great About The UK? [416]


You keep repeating that like a bloody mantra. And since when NI contributions are given back, FFS ?

UK, Ireland / Rules on Car Tax on Polish vehicle in UK [20]

£1 = 4,77 ZLP
1 litre of fuel in Poland = 4,40 ZLP
Voila.

UK, Ireland / Rules on Car Tax on Polish vehicle in UK [20]


Hehe, now that Polish Złoty has become stronger, fuel in Poland costs almost £1 per litre !

UK, Ireland / Rules on Car Tax on Polish vehicle in UK [20]


I remember times, when we had to pay road tax separately. However it would be fair, if that money was spent on improving Polish road infrastructure instead of stuffing the hole in national budget.

UK, Ireland / Rules on Car Tax on Polish vehicle in UK [20]


Road tax in Poland is included in fuel price. So you don't pay it the way it is paid in the UK.

UK, Ireland / "Nostalgia" - Polish shop in Glasgow [25]


Whyte & Mackay. Gin & tonic. Beer.


Scots are strange folks. Perhaps we have more in common than we think.

UK, Ireland / Poles in the UK sleeping in toilets [165]


OK, perhaps you're not that evil at all. Just a tiny bit. Wee little tiny tiny bit. :P

UK, Ireland / Poles in the UK sleeping in toilets [165]


Let's have a look - they're brown, aren't they ?

UK, Ireland / Poles in the UK sleeping in toilets [165]


Bad bad girl you are :P