Better check your facts again, there are thousands of Illegal Poles in Chicago.
Perhaps, but they didn't swim the Rio Grande to get here (which was the point).
Yeah a hell of a lot die of deprivation or the elements trying it too
Could you please quantify "a hell of a lot"?
There is no welcoming tuba band and party for Mexicans, sorry
Who's sorry? If you feel compelled to apologize, you should do so in the Spanish language.
If you're so dead set on it try it through Canada, should you get caught you might be denied access for life
Agreed. That's why I always recommend the southern (US-Mexico) border.
Before you vilify US immigration people
Who's vilifying anyone? Now, the government and its policies... that's different.
This isn't the EU
That settles it, then... I'm moving to Europe. :)