Basic rules of driving in Poland....
Basic rules of driving in the UK:
1. Forget Your car has indicators (when possible unfit those switches),
2. Treat every pedestrian as an under-human,
3. Learn how to insult someone properly,
When owning a motocross bike:
1. Make sure it has no/drilled silencer,
2. Make sure it's not road-legal,
3. Always smoke a spliff before and at least one while driving,
4. 10 PM is the best time to start those stunts that succeeding in, obviously, demands wearing no body-armour or a helmet,
5. Insult people that complain about You being noisy or reckless.