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Joker 4 | 2,587
27 Jan 2022 #211
Chicago but they are still way too high.

There are so many potholes in Chicago make sure to check the suspension, taxes are higher too.

I took her Lexus into the city today, probably why Im so anti-Chicago today. I cant stand going there anymore. Im a total suburbanite now:)

Life is fun until it is not. For the time being, I want that damn car.

My Dad used to always tell me.."Lifes to short" and "Do it now". Two of his quotes I will always remember.

Who's care about the money, cant take it with you...

Just dont pay through the nose:)
OP Novichok 4 | 7,297
27 Jan 2022 #212
There are so many potholes in Chicago make sure to check the suspension,

Potholes are not on my list. Kneegros shooting for fun are. These primates don't even want my wallet. They just want me dead before I even have a chance to tell them what I think about them to deserve it.

"Lifes to short"

My version is "there is no later" when my wife tells me we can do it later.
What colors are your cars?
Joker 4 | 2,587
27 Jan 2022 #213
What colors are your cars?

Black both of them. I like dark colors but wouldnt let it ruin a good deal.

These primates don't even want my wallet.

They jack because theyre bored and no school for how long, cant remember.

Watch as a snowplow driver launches a spray of slush into oncoming highway traffic, leading to a 40-car accident
yahoo.com/news/watch-snow-plow-driver-launches-122800260.html

I wonder how my jail time the driver will get?



OP Novichok 4 | 7,297
27 Jan 2022 #214
I wonder how my jail time the driver will get?

Overtime to clean the other side, not jail time.
Joker 4 | 2,587
27 Jan 2022 #215
Overtime to clean the other side,

Extra work for the tow truck drivers too!

I forgot to mention how nice the hologram speedometer inside the windshield is on the Lexus.

She doesnt let me drive it that often bc I play with the buttons..haha
OP Novichok 4 | 7,297
27 Jan 2022 #216
The missing buttons in Teslas are one more reason I will never have that leftist abomination.
I had that 2014 RX35 for over two years by now and still can't figure out this idiotic radio.
johnny reb 40 | 7,786
27 Jan 2022 #217
bc I play with the buttons..haha

Try your mute button. hahahaha!
Joker 4 | 2,587
29 Jan 2022 #218
That was a good one! Lol
When you behave normally you don't seem so bad.

All those button on the Lexus are confusing as hell
pawian 202 | 21,173
29 Jan 2022 #219
All those button on the Lexus are confusing

You are too old to drive such cars. Stick to the car of your life -Yugo - instead. hahaha
Joker 4 | 2,587
29 Jan 2022 #220
How dare you insult Crows car!
He's going to call Svengvoid upon you!
pawian 202 | 21,173
29 Jan 2022 #221
How dare you insult Crows car!

I only said it is a car suitable for you coz it isn`t too complicated which is a huge advantage for you. hahaha

PS., Besides, you can`t insult a car coz it isn`t a human being. :):)
Joker 4 | 2,587
29 Jan 2022 #222
Let's compare my cars to yours then?
I'll take photos of mine and you do the same and let's see? You must have a real fancy one being a schoolteacher with the big bucks!

I'm sure you have a BMW or Mercedes, you would never slim down to a Yugo.

Post of pic, Gravedigger!
Alien 12 | 2,803
29 Jan 2022 #223
I have never seen Yugo in Poland.
OP Novichok 4 | 7,297
29 Jan 2022 #224
it isn`t too complicated

The brainless tree-hugging leftist's dream - Tesla. One pedal, no steering wheel...no buttons.
pawian 202 | 21,173
29 Jan 2022 #225
I'll take photos of mine

Actually, I am not interested in Yugo. I saw it several times in action films.

You must have a real fancy one

Yes, I drive a sustainable car coz I am an eco freak. Not too many of them on the roads.



OP Novichok 4 | 7,297
29 Jan 2022 #226
sustainable

Nothing is sustainable. One day, we will run out of stuff to make "sustainable" cars and room to dump their "sustainable" and very toxic batteries.
pawian 202 | 21,173
29 Jan 2022 #227
very toxic batteries.

My car battery isn`t toxic - it will turn into ash together with me.
Joker 4 | 2,587
29 Jan 2022 #228
Not too many of them on the roads.

Thats perfect for you and fits your mentality as well:):)
pawian 202 | 21,173
29 Jan 2022 #229
You nailed it!! :):):)
OP Novichok 4 | 7,297
30 Jan 2022 #230
My car battery isn`t toxic - it will turn into ash together with me.

Battery is not the same as buttery. Are you confusing the two?
Alien 12 | 2,803
30 Jan 2022 #231
@pawian; my car....
Blue, beautiful colorđź’¦
OP Novichok 4 | 7,297
6 Feb 2022 #232
Joker, if you had to buy a car, would you get AWD or RWD if those are the only choices?
Joker 4 | 2,587
6 Feb 2022 #233
Joker, if you had to buy a car

If it's a car, RWD all the way! I like pickup trucks and always get 4x4 but for a car its RWD like the old days:)
OP Novichok 4 | 7,297
6 Feb 2022 #234
I feel the same way. My dilemma is there are no RWD Lexus LS460 cars in the Chicago area. If I get one, it would probably be hard to sell. Safetism is a mental disorder even when it's about cars.
Joker 4 | 2,587
6 Feb 2022 #235
RWD Lexus LS460 cars in the Chicago area

If you do find one they will want a ridiculous amount of money for it.
OP Novichok 4 | 7,297
7 Feb 2022 #236
This morning, I drove an AWD 2014 LS460. Nice car - inside and out. But you can't feel those 360 horses because of that stupid AWD. It sucks the power and weighs 400 pounds more.

I think I am going to break down and buy one with AWD since RWDs are nowhere to be found within 300 miles.
pawian 202 | 21,173
7 Feb 2022 #237
AWD

AWD? Sounds like an armoured Soviet jeep from 1980s. Are you really proud of driving such stuff? Amazing.
johnny reb 40 | 7,786
8 Feb 2022 #238
AWD is a way of life where I live Pawian
Five months of the year we have deep snow and ice on our roads.
AWD really makes a huge difference when it comes to traction.
Alien 12 | 2,803
8 Feb 2022 #239
I live in the mountains and I use only FWD-cars. Since they have ABS, ESP, ASR and so on it was never a problem for me to drive in winter. This electronical devices are superb in combination with winter tyres.
Joker 4 | 2,587
8 Feb 2022 #240
They should have left it at 4X4 its easy to understand and if its not broke, don't fix it.


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