How to survive apocaliptic development of situation ? - share opinion with friends here

In cities, towns, villages. Urban, rural, in nature. Anywhere. The equipment, tools, weapons, materials, food, chemistry, oil, gas, plant seeds, places, etc... we need, just in case?

Anyone? Suggestions?

When an earthquake strikes, you should crawl under the bed. Or desk. That`s what they taught me when I was in Turkey. In Bangladesh, they dissuaded me from staying on the beach and gaping in awe at the coming tidal wave.

Bottle of rakija and plenty of cigarettes

Turbo folk music.

Naked woman.

When you stock hundreds of cans and tins in your survival bunker, don`t forget to supply it with a tin opener before the main strike.

You can open a tin with a knife :)

You are talking like Rambo now.

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At least I don't look like him - quite a bonus!