Quizzes and riddles for and by bored members

@pawian
Pen....s, kut....s and so on.
We need more people. Few additional participants. For two, it can't go any further.

Riddles are for kids.

@Novichok
You will be like a kid...in your new Lexus soon.

Sorry, no, the condom was empty so such organ nicks are out of question.


Actually, it can. It can even with one person. :):) When there is a will, there is always a way.


....and not for demented grandpas. hahaha

Guma, latex

Rubber!!! Excellent.
What is even funnier, that was the elder brother`s nick which later also stuck to his younger brother, namely my classmate. He was a forester but couldn`t cope with the loneliness in the heart of the dark woods and took to drinking, so they fired him .

One of my other classmates` surname was Motlowski. What was his nick?

Motlowski/Motłowski = motłoch?

Not motłoch - such words aren`t commonly used by primary school students. Think of sth simpler.

Motyl, mlotek, motlo

Yes, Motyl - Butterfly. Very good. :):)

One of my other classmates bore the nick Kicek - Hopper. What was his surname?

Pasikonik

Sorry, no. Kicek doesn`t refer to hopping insects.

Hopping animal...zajac, kangur

Yes! Hare.

One of my friends nick was "kajak" because he was so big like a kayak. My another friend was also very big. What was his nick?

Battleship.???

Whale?

Mamoth?

Ogre?

A quiz about Polish Old Towns. You don`t need to know Polish - just choose a city name.
ofeminin.pl/lifestyle/testy-i-quizy/quiz-geograficzny-czy-rozpoznasz-te-polskie-miasta-po-jednym-zdjeciu/wzcl53q

I got 17 points.

Udało Ci się zdobyć: 17 z 20 pkt.
Brawo! Widać, że dobrze znasz polskie starówki.

Udało Ci się zdobyć: 6 z 10 pkt.

@pawian
Battleship.???
Whale?
Mamoth?
Ogre?
No, this time his nick was by contrast, just "small-maly". This led to funny situations. As our friend said in a conversation with a stranger that she would come with a kayak and maly(baby) he asked if she could really handle it.

Not bad, if we know that some of them were really difficult and I managed to recognise them by one unusual building which I had seen earlier in other photos.


Aaah, John Little!! I know! Did you play Ribbon Hoot in the Sharewould Forest? But original Ribbon didn`t have a kayak...... only a bow.

What is it?

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Video conference.

Sort of. Where exactly?

Teams

Yes! In Poland mainly used for................?

I am not from Poland

Yes, but try nevertheless. It is quite easy. It is the most popular platform for................ ?

Business? Microsoft teams for business.

No. You first said video conference and I said sort of. That meant it isn`t business.

Hint - it is used by millions every day. Practically since the start of January.

For phoning, what else?

No, it is like video conferencing but in non-business environment and context. Think - what do a few million Poles do every day when they use Teams video conferencing opportunities?