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aphrodisiac 11 | 2,437
22 Feb 2011 #1,231
nope, just thinking about the goo times we have ha over the years:)
quoting:
I always cry when I read this.
that is the first time I wrote it:). No need to cry. Oh, what the heck, cry all you want:).
ShawnH 8 | 1,497
22 Feb 2011 #1,232
goo times we have ha over the years:)

I have never exchanged bodily fluid with any member of this forum.

:-)
aphrodisiac 11 | 2,437
22 Feb 2011 #1,233
Why not?

On the serious note: Szarlotka has done some pretty good writing.
OP szarlotka 8 | 2,208
22 Feb 2011 #1,234
Serious and me don't get along;)

I'm working on one last major epic piece - an introduction to what to do and see in London for all those lovely people from around the world who will descend upon us in their tens (reduced due to the recession and the available space on the Tube trains) for next year's Olympics, how to find the Reggie Kray Memorial Athletics Stadium, the cheapest Jack the Ripper tour of London by night, bribing your way into getting tickets for the Brazilian Womens Beach Volleyball games, the real intent of synchronized swimming.... that sort of thing.
aphrodisiac 11 | 2,437
22 Feb 2011 #1,235
Serious and me don't get along;)

;) good man!!!!! I was just re - reading your older contributions and I got sentimental. Take a compliment like a real man, will yah.......

tickets for the Brazilian Womens Beach Volleyball games

I have a feeling that he Brazilian theme will be the longest;)
OP szarlotka 8 | 2,208
22 Feb 2011 #1,236
Take a compliment like a real man, will yah

OK. Thank you very much;)
skysoulmate 14 | 1,294
22 Feb 2011 #1,237
Take a compliment like a real man, will yah.......

Damn it, you just ruined it for me. This whole time I pictured Szarlotka as this gentle, kind, FEMALE soul! ...and I bet he doesn't even shave his legs! This sux, I'm crushed.

:(
aphrodisiac 11 | 2,437
22 Feb 2011 #1,238
Damn it, you just ruined it for me.

I seem to do it to lots of people;)

This whole time I pictured Szarlotka as this gentle, kind, FEMALE soul!

he might be that too, I concentrate usually on his writing, but I guess legs are your domain;)

This sux, I'm crushed.

figure of speech I hope;). Pilots!!!!!!!
OP szarlotka 8 | 2,208
22 Feb 2011 #1,239
This whole time I pictured Szarlotka as this gentle, kind, FEMALE soul! ...and I bet he doesn't even shave his legs

PMSL - the girlie identity crisis driven by the user name is not a new mistake. If you had been here a few years back to hear how I got the nickname in PL you would understand.

For future reference my legs are unshaved, I don't have a Brazilian and if I would never wear that bikini top with a tan - that's what white is for;)
skysoulmate 14 | 1,294
22 Feb 2011 #1,241
he might be that too, I concentrate usually on his writing, but I guess legs are your domain;)

Well, yeah... Isn't it everyone's domain? lol

This sux, I'm crushed.

figure of speech I hope;). Pilots!!!!!!!

Yes, thanks for your concern. Ok, I'll rephrase it.

This sux, I've lost my bearing, have been forced to declare an emergency and have made an emergency landing at an unfamiliar and a totally disappointing airfield. To make things even worst - the strip was covered with tall grass. :)
aphrodisiac 11 | 2,437
22 Feb 2011 #1,242
it is a hit or miss, what can I say, such as life;)
OP szarlotka 8 | 2,208
22 Feb 2011 #1,243
I've lost my bearing, have been forced to declare an emergency and have made an emergency landing at an unfamiliar and a totally disappointing airfield. To make things even worst - the strip was covered with tall grass. :)

wot no ILS? Not that I trust software with my life. Once got a ride in a Tornado GR1 flying low in the Lake District using terrain seeking radar. All the time I was thinking that no system i've ever known is bug free!

Lotka is a girl! I KNEW IT!!!!

No no a thousand times no..... I understand the off side rule FFS.
convex 20 | 3,930
22 Feb 2011 #1,244
This sux, I've lost my bearing, have been forced to declare an emergency and have made an emergency landing at an unfamiliar and a totally disappointing airfield. To make things even worst - the strip was covered with tall grass. :)

I just threw up a little bit.
OP szarlotka 8 | 2,208
22 Feb 2011 #1,245
Please help me. I have lost contact with some very good friends. I say friends even though I never actually met them in person. It was an online kind of thing. Just text, they couldn't afford webcams and I can't make mine work anyway. I know some of them are still alive but it's been so long I don't know where to start looking to find them again. If any of you know the whereabouts of any of the following people please ask them to call me or even visit me here at the home for distressed gentlefolk.

Bubbawoo, Pingwin, Ranj, Shopgirl, pgtx, Krysia, Osiol, Giles, Svengoolie, Svengoola, Hueg, Sledz, Fitz, Mufas, JustysiaS and others

Small reward for finding in the form of humorous and intelligent debate...

Time for my meds
wildrover 98 | 4,441
22 Feb 2011 #1,246
I bet they are all shut in a broom cupboard with the avatars....
ShawnH 8 | 1,497
23 Feb 2011 #1,247
Bubbawoo, Pingwin, Ranj, Shopgirl, pgtx, Krysia, Osiol, Giles, Svengoolie, Svengoola, Hueg, Sledz, Fitz, Mufas, JustysiaS

Excellent list....
jonni 16 | 2,482
23 Feb 2011 #1,248
In the crawl space under Trener Zolwia's trailer....
Marynka11 4 | 677
23 Feb 2011 #1,249
Lol, my wild imagination would always take me into his parent's basement..
Mr Grunwald 33 | 2,158
23 Feb 2011 #1,250
I just wanna ask have I ever been mentioned? I would die if I didn't know about me being mentioned :S
Also been anywhere anythign about BB or Ironside? It would probably make me laugh :D
skysoulmate 14 | 1,294
23 Feb 2011 #1,251
I just threw up a little bit.

So you had breakfast twice? LOL
OP szarlotka 8 | 2,208
23 Feb 2011 #1,252
just wanna ask have I ever been mentioned?

Pay attention. You are still here which is why you are not on the list. You are still here aren't you?

As for general mentions in my ramblings the bar has been raised. To get a mention you have do something truly memorable to counteract my failing memory. Try posting in the nude or putting an avatar against your user name or maybe send us a Christmas tree or two.
dtaylor5632 18 | 2,004
23 Feb 2011 #1,253
You forget the sheep, that abaaardeen ladie.
ShawnH 8 | 1,497
23 Feb 2011 #1,254
Try posting in the nude

That's my usual MO.
wildrover 98 | 4,441
23 Feb 2011 #1,255
Nooo don,t do it.... i got arrested outside the post office for that very thing....
dtaylor5632 18 | 2,004
23 Feb 2011 #1,256
Were you trying to send your Russian gf a "present"?
Mr Grunwald 33 | 2,158
24 Feb 2011 #1,257
Pay attention. You are still here which is why you are not on the list.

What list? O o

You are still here aren't you?

In the form of posting stuff? Yes sometimes!

Try posting in the nude

posted an half "naked" picture of myself somewhere on PF allready no need for that

putting an avatar against your user name

avatar? My old avatar? It was an Norwegian flag.. I know not very original

maybe send us a Christmas tree or two.

NORWAY! NORWAY! I am NOT from DENMARK! DUHHH!!!!! They sell that kind of stuff >:(
aphrodisiac 11 | 2,437
24 Feb 2011 #1,258
please stop disrupting Szarlotka- he is writing.
OP szarlotka 8 | 2,208
24 Feb 2011 #1,259
NORWAY! NORWAY! I am NOT from DENMARK

It's all Scandinavia to us insular Brits;) Blondes, horrendoulsy expensive beer.... that sort of thing;)

Who gives us our Christmas tree for Trafalgar Square every year?????? It's you lot (and very grateful we are because the current austerity measures means that our public funds couldn't buy us a two foot artificial[ jobby from the local DIY store)

please stop disrupting Szarlotka- he is writing

True - a proposal for my next piece of highly lucrative but extremely boring piece of work;)
Mr Grunwald 33 | 2,158
24 Feb 2011 #1,260
please stop disrupting Szarlotka- he is writing.

ok fine I am waiting

It's all Scandinavia to us insular Brits;) Blondes, horrendoulsy expensive beer.... that sort of thing;)

Who gives us our Christmas tree for Trafalgar Square every year?????? It's you lot (and very grateful we are because the current austerity measures means that our public funds couldn't buy us a two foot artificial[ jobby from the local DIY store)

Sorry I was told your busy


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