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PF - The Omnibus Edition


osiol 55 | 3,921
19 Feb 2009 #751
Very refreshing. Although I enjoy Szarlotka's ramblings, his editor never seems to allow such a concise and breezy run through of PF's latest events. Cheers Miranda.
Seanus 15 | 19,674
19 Feb 2009 #752
Yeah, it was a nice summary :) Reviving old threads? I'm guilty as charged.
JustysiaS 13 | 2,239
20 Feb 2009 #754
very nice summary Miranda, are you taking over the pf omnibus now :P??

only this puzzled me a bit:

Forgotten but not forgiven
You know who you are.

but i suppose - as you say - they know who they are!
Wahldo
20 Feb 2009 #755
Texas girl has set the Guinness record for the shortest mode career ever,

In the end she was just too Polish for the job I guess..

miranda

Hmm, trenchant yet whimisical , please continue at your leisure, my dear...

(Oh, I don't think Sledz is related to the limesucker though.. he f.*cking better not be.)
Seanus 15 | 19,674
20 Feb 2009 #756
Szarlotka did say he was getting a bit tired of it. Miranda would be a worthy successor.
espana 17 | 950
20 Feb 2009 #757
are you taking over the pf omnibus now

i think she is , szarlotka is getting older (senile)
Wahldo
20 Feb 2009 #758
szarlotka is getting older

Exactly, the first sign is posting about a free haircut.
miranda
20 Feb 2009 #759
that was Szkocja 2007:).
Szarlotka is brilliant and he is not getting senile. It is hard to write a summary every week and since I had some time on my hands I did it.

He started a great tradition in a form of Omnibus.

Thank you all for the complements:) Very much appreciated.
espana 17 | 950
20 Feb 2009 #760
bloody hell , where is the Humour????????

humor
jokes
funny
Laugh
Wahldo
20 Feb 2009 #761
Szarlotka is brilliant and he is not getting senile.

Okay sorry, don't tell him what me and Espana said please.
Seanus 15 | 19,674
20 Feb 2009 #762
Prince was looking for a mention too for strong comments about British soldiers. He had a point. Britain is such a corrupt and moronic country at times. Why do you think many Scots want independence? How can a Scot rule Britain so badly???
espana 17 | 950
20 Feb 2009 #763
Szarlotka is brilliant and he is not getting senile

he is a Liverpool supporter, I think he will understand my comment :)
real madrid vs liverpool
25-02-2009 Wednesday
Santiago Bernabeu.





JustysiaS 13 | 2,239
20 Feb 2009 #764
How can a Scot rule Britain so badly???

he's doing it on purpose! lol
OP szarlotka 8 | 2,208
20 Feb 2009 #765
szarlotka is getting older (senile)

True.

Exactly, the first sign is posting about a free haircut.

That wasn't me. Er, how old are you?

Szarlotka is brilliant and he is not getting senile

Bless you Miranda

How can a Scot rule Britain so badly???

Maybe he's the senile one?
miranda
20 Feb 2009 #766
only this puzzled me a bit:
miranda: Forgotten but not forgiven
You know who you are.

but i suppose - as you say - they know who they are!

only the guilty ones should be concerned;), ha, ha.....;)
szkotja2007 27 | 1,498
20 Feb 2009 #767
Hey, guess what?

I got a free haircut................if only I could remember where..................
miranda
20 Feb 2009 #768
miranda: Szarlotka is brilliant and he is not getting senile

Bless you Miranda

I guess my check is in the mail already:) Sweet;)
miranda
24 Feb 2009 #769
I am missing my winter gloves.
tut, tut......
OP szarlotka 8 | 2,208
24 Feb 2009 #770
I am missing my winter gloves.

Never mind that. Where is the Omnibus Edition?

Poacher turned gamekeeper me;)
miranda
25 Feb 2009 #771
come on people!!!!

All you do is argue.

It is difficult not to notice that after the Ukrainian week, we stepped into a Jewish week on PF. It might extend into months. I know how important this is for Poles, but I am kind of tired of same old, same old.

I want gossip, some drama, broken hearts and more drinking and gambling threads. Not to mention that PF members almost deserted food topic, which I thrive on.

Until you come to your senses, I am resigning from the writer's post for Omnibus weekly edition.
OP szarlotka 8 | 2,208
25 Feb 2009 #772
I am resigning from the writer's post for Omnibus weekly edition.

You must learn to rise above all this Miranda. The journalist's role is to be an impartial observer and to cut through the bunkum. Or failing that summarise the reams of dumb posts in a witty one liner before concentrating on the drinking, gambling, love interest, food and trivia stories.
osiol 55 | 3,921
25 Feb 2009 #773
Osiol's omnibus

Stuff happened this week. Miranda decided not to post another omnibus until people stop arguing and start being nice to eachother. Seanus posted loads of stuff that no-one in the world has time to read (a bit like I used to). Other people posted stuff that I haven't read... and so on.

I wouldn't make a very good journalist, would I?
pgtx 29 | 3,146
25 Feb 2009 #774
yaaawn.... so what else is new??
osiol 55 | 3,921
25 Feb 2009 #775
what else is new??

Another incarnation of pgtx?
pgtx 29 | 3,146
25 Feb 2009 #776
i have no idea what you are talking about, dear...
OP szarlotka 8 | 2,208
25 Feb 2009 #777
so what else is new??

I have a new dog. Is that news?
pgtx 29 | 3,146
25 Feb 2009 #778
something more....ahem...spicy....
Shawn_H
25 Feb 2009 #779
Spicy dog can be nice if paired with the right wine.
miranda
25 Feb 2009 #780
The pep talk from the Boss has worked wonders and I managed to pull together a quick summary. Here is goes:

While Szarlotka has been slugging off and drinking himself silly with yet another herbal tea(oops - according the latest news it is a new dog that keeps him busy), I am still looking for my gloves, thank you very much!

This is the SECOND pair this season and the winter is not over yet, so I need to make some money quickly in order to buy another pair. The check is STILL in the mail (some bosses take way too long to pay ) Mr Sz, and I am hoping that it will get here soon.

I better get down to business.
Oscars is a thing of the past but we haven’t had the PF'sOscars yet, so I am taking the opportunity to nominate the actors, whose well deserved efforts need to be mentioned.

We sure are different than Hollywood these days and we don’t like to flaunt our creativity around as much as the ever present Dream Factory in Cali. We are humble, yet work hard and don’t expect anything in return. We adopt what is best in Hollywood (love for drama) and discard what is worst (greed and constant need for attention).

The Nominee for the Best One Liner (don’t confuse it with eyeliner for Cover Girl )
1.Wahldo:
Seanus: Good night everyone. It's Friday, superb. Some respite is near :)

Yeah, get some rest so you can come up with some new conspiracy theories about McDonald's Happy Meals being subliminal Islamic code or something..

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joepilsudski: Israeli troops shot and killed zoo animals

Disgusting, sure would be nice if this aired on CBS.

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Seanus: You know who you are ;)

Limey bastards.. my stuff goes instantly to random but Sheepshank Redemption here gets to post bs all day long.

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2. Miss HatefulBunch

Seanus: Jewish power does not impact on Poles as it does on Americans.

The truth is, the jews do not have that much influence. Neither does Israel. If Israel controlled so much why do they get money from the US, four billion annually, isn't it? You want to know something, and they were just talking about it on CNN. CHINA is, currently, buying US bonds. China is buying our debt right now as I write this. CHINA is going to own the US. I am so tired of seeing all this misinformation. When will Europe stop scapegoating and blaming jews? I just don't get why you do that so much.

China is buying US bonds right now. China will be collecting interest on those bonds in the future.

Btw, the protocals are fiction. It means nothing. I read it online. It was fabricated by Russians or something.
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I think the Chinese are just using zionists to divert attention away from the clandestine chinese takeover. As long as the world keeps blaming zionists and looking toward them, attention won't be paid to the chinese who are currently buying up world debts.

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3. Sokrates (he is very popular among the Omnibus staff)

ZIMMY: You guys should argue about who invented vodka.

I'm willing to conceed Vodka as panslavic heritage, i can take away Constantins empire but taking vodka is simply not cool.
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4. Crow
Great Moravia was greater and Sarmatia Europae and Sarmatia Asiatica and.... and Polish-Lithuanian Comonwelth and Poland under Wladislaw Warnenchyk or Boleslav The Brave when lands of Racowie were also part of Great Poland... and Russians in time of resistance to Mongols in time of great hero Muromec were also greater... and Boii, Scordisc, Dacian and Trachian tribal alliances were also greater then all what was Rome or Greece or Persia or any other foreign construction

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Original art/set design:
Rafal_1981

There are more candidates very suitable for nomination, but due to deadlines approaching on this side of the pond, I am begging for forgiveness if I missed anybody.

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Cardno85 decided to break up with his Polish girlfriend but claims that he doesn’t have sufficient knowledge of Polish in order to do that, therefore comes to PF for advice. How did they communicate before the break up? It will remain a mystery. He is spending a lot of time on PF planning his strategies and we are hoping that he will finally get enough courage and proceed with his plans; that is of course if he is not like fireif.

Cjjc and sausage chat in Polish about the life’s hardships. They take every opportunity to practice the language and I have to admit that I am very impressed.

Our Baby
Polson – our baby, is working on perfecting yet another gambling scheme on PF. I predict a bright future for him, may it be science or underground crime/mafia undertaking. His organization skills are superb.

Osiol is proud of not posting so much on PF. What has happened? Did he run out of steam, or perhaps there is another reason for almost deserting PF. Some things change after all and this only could be a sing of progress.

Cats are better than dogs
Yah, not when are running havoc on PF. No need for a scratch post. Some cats on PF are very clever, they smile………pretend not to notice, but when another cat enters the scene, we run for cover for the fear of not being within their territory. The cat’s paws are faster than the lightening at times, especially when supported by wit and a non-sense attitude.

House arrest
It appears that a Polish woman was house arrested while on a family visit in Poland.
This is not the first time we have heard such stories and many people poured in with advice and their view in the situation.
tbc.

Easy going
Easy_Terran is not so easy anymore. He has dropped his easygoing Cali attitude in exchange for a Jewish Orthodox hat.

Generally emotions are high, the logic is in decline, just like our economy, but who can be bothered. We are all going down, only to arise frrom ashes at some point. I just wonder how many Phoenixes the PF is able to take in the future. We will see.

Lent is here and most people, after stuffing themselves with paczki and pancakes are asleep most of the time due to high carb content in their stomachs and fluctuating levels of sugar in their brains.

Until later, you folks.
Sorry for sloppy editing , but I was really in a hurry.


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