Happy Easter, everyone! :)

Yes, sweetheart, but far graded into further connotes both time and distance. Stop teaching the father how to make kids. :):)


Again, you prefered to skip Hell ?? AmaSSing.
Here you are - a little reminder:

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No, I am not telling you what to do.
I am telling you that once you go public with your private sh*it, expect public comments.


OK, one more time...I already know where Hell is.
So, how far is Heaven? In time, distance, or proximity to any known object.

Agreed 100%.

Freedom of speech is great, but it works both ways.

If you post what some people think is utter bollox, expect a reaction....... and if you can't handle that, don't post those comments.

My rosy candyfloss, how do you want to measure sth which isn`t of this world? :):) Remember, when our souls go to Heaven or Hell, they won`t need to measure anything - they will just travel to their final destination.


You won`t need it, silly. You will travel as a soul - condemned or blessed. Which one would you prefer? :):):)

It seems that you know nothing about the place I assume you wish to go to. As opposed to you, I read reviews and travel guides before I go places. Like right now I know that Kiev is hard to reach and it's very noisy.


I don't have one so it's a moot question. I sold it to some bum with horns for 20.


This is an example of why you, Milo, are on my good list - in spite of some minor differences about the nukes and the end of life as we know it.

Now you want to take a free ride on such famous guys as Dr Faustus or Mr Twardowski. Sorry, too cliched! Invent sth new.


Excellent. So you must have liked my illustrations. :):)

Sure did. Once I know my expiration date, I will do my most damn - crimes included - to make sure I am not going to Heaven. So stay very far away - in miles or hours.

How about the Purgatory? Look at yourself.

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What the Hell (pun intended) do you do in the Purgatory? Purge like bulimic morons?

That is Satan's biggest lie, Stupid.


Just because you disagree with my Faith doesn't make it a lie.
You project it as a lie just so you will have someone to argue with.
This thread was for the Christians here to share their thoughts and happiness of the most sacred day of the year for us.
It doesn't involve you so just shut the fvck up and mind your own business.
Why do you think you have the right to call my Faith a lie ?
You don't is the correct answer, Podunk Wad.
But no, your motor mouth runs like a ducks ass to steer public opinion.
You are mentally ill and insist on arguing every day all day, even if it is a scared day to others, because of your miserable acute depression.

You are a mannerless pig that woller's in pig slop because you don't have any self respect, more less any for others.
And that is why nobody wants to be around you, only here, you have a captive audience because we can't get away from you.

You are a real downer, Walt.

Happy Easter, Johnny:)

Thank you and back at you.

Yes, you can. Use "ignore" and you will never see my posts again.


I don't know what your fantasy is and I don't care. I call a lie what I was told when I was being indoctrinated and from that point on till now.

As far as Jesus goes, he was a preacher and no more real than MLK. An empty grave proves only one thing and it is that somebody removed the body. That's it.

You have reading comprehension too, Mr. Thick ?
It's not just me, moron.
You didn't notice that everyone in the war thread was telling to F.O. the other day ?
Wake up, Walt, and smell the coffee.
It is so peaceful here without you so connect those dots, see the pattern ?
How many times have you been knocked off a bar stool ?


Count how many times you said "I" in that sentence.
It's all about you isn't it.
You are one thick headed dim Polock.

I just counted...As many times as I told you to use "ignore".


Five. Now what?


Yes. it's all about me. Do you want me to post about another person?

Anything else?

Don't tell me you are doing as you have been told on this forum? How many time you have been told to GFY? Do you mean to tell us you did it everytime?

You are too much.

Isn't this a Happy Easter thread?

Śmigus-dyngus :))

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@Atch


Lany Poniedziałek
Haven't heard that one since being a lad. :-)



Yes joun, however such threads make Satan just tremble so he has to ruin it for everyone by challenging our Faith with sacrilegious and adulterated remarks.

The fundamental problem with the faithful is that they don't demand evidence.

A moron who believes his priest will also believe Hitler, Stalin, Mao, US presidents, Tonkin Resolution, "better dead than red", Saddam's WMDs, and cause millions to die as a result. Why this lack of selectivity? It's because trusting is effortless and because 90% are lazy idiots.

Predictably, informed cynical atheists are inherently immune to such manipulations.
That is why I am superior to the trusting and the faithful and have been that way since I realized that Santa was a lie.

You must be fun at parties...

You mean where a bunch of screaming drunks jump up and down while trying not to throw up and not to get their eardrums busted? Or some other kind?

BTW, did you know that Santa is a pervert and a child molester? Why would a normal man be Santa even for 10 minutes...

Happy Easter! Alleluia!

A Happy & Blessed Easter to all who celebrate according to the Julian calendar.

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Христос воскресе!

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That is why they call it Faith, so what's the problem, besides you who has no Faith and requires evidence.


Actually quite the opposite, Walt.
Being a Christian takes a lot of effort, especial to have patience with the unsaved like you.


Well of course, they put no effort into it.
A lazy bunch you are.


He doesn't get invited to parties.

Charlatans like yourself that don't practice what they preach and are the forum hypocrite. Thats the problem, but youre too stupid to realize it.


Is the way Jesus spoke to others, Jimmy?

Put a sock in it already you Fraud!!

Was somebody talking to you ass wipe ?
No is the correct answer.
Are you deaf ......It doesn't involve you so just shut the fvck up and mind your own business, Shrimp.
If you want to talk, tell us about your vacation in Poland over Easter.
Post some of the pictures you took while you were there or are you still there ? lol
What cathedral did you attend Easter services at ?

Did Jesus use this kind of language... What a fraud you are! Everyone of your posts are full of lies.


Ive posted many photos in the past, yet you have never bc its all lies..

Checkmated Jimmy the fraud once again:) LOL

Do you really think calling me names to redirect my question is a saving grace for you ?


If a self proclaimed Christian as yourself would really attend church you would learn how Jesus talked and what He said.
You don't even qualify as a Christeaster. lol
No wonder you are always asking me what kind of language Jesus used.

To his credit, those are milder than mine.