Football World Cup '22

Best go to the doctor if that's your problem; medical treatment is always free at the point of use.

It does explain the tone of your trolling posts. Perhaps some syrup of figs would help make you less of a bad person.

Lets see... which one is more popular around the world: football or American football...

More Rinse & Repeat.
So here we go again, just for joun's limited memory.
Professional football players in the U.S.A. are 200 centimeters tall and weigh 170 kilograms and are twice as fast as your sissified soccer players.
So our 'football players" are twice as big and twice as fast and ten times more powerful as your pussy ass soccer players and we substitute just like you do.

Could you just imagine spending a night with a real man like that joun ?


Maybe that is because your soccer goes back to 2500 b.c. while American football goes back to about 1900 a.d..
Do you think that might be a factor in your diminishing remark ?

If they are 200 cm tall and 170 kg haevy, they are simply obese.

LOL - No, my friend.
Do your homework.

This is the state in which Japanese national team left their changing room...:

twitter.com/FIFAcom/status/1595540563306094603?s=20&t=jEPd-psXyEpfaV_WzoUZcA

twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1595700007243489281?s=20&t=YTlv-z5D6tKSW8ZnOrlkpQ

And Japanese fans cleaned up the stadium after the Japan-Germany match :O:



Wow...

🥺❤️🇯🇵👏


Don't forget that muscles weigh too (btw, johnny_reb probably meant pounds, not kilos?)
On the other hand, I don't know about all of them, but I watched one American football NFL match once on TV out of curiosity and I was surprised to see that quite a few of players had a few kilos too much here and there, especially in the belly area. I figured that maybe they need that extra weight in American football to ram into other players or sth, but from a female point of view it was a bit disappointing, I must admitt ;D

Of course they are massive obese wit BMI of 42.5. Short life ahead.

@Alien, I think johnny_reb must've meant pounds, not kilos :)) (I've only noticed now and edited my previous post)

@johnny reb
170 kilos or pounds?

Or not...



;D

Black football players are known for high BMI and low IQ. That's why they are never quarterbacks - the role that actually relies on brains as well.

@Novichok, but those NFL players with bellies that I saw were both white and black and they all looked like they could lose some weight.


You must've have had a brain transplant from a black guy then :)

Allien, the AVERAGE weight of an offensive lineman in the NFL is 315 POUNDS and average height is 6'-5" inches.
Google it for yourself.
And they run twice as fast as a soccer player in 50-yard sprints.
You damn well better be wearing protective pads if one of them ran over you at top speed.
They would kill your pussy soccer players in an American football game.
These guys are giants and most are solid muscles.
They would even make Paulina pray....."oh god, oh god, oh my god". ;-)


Not true

@johnny reb, you mean I would have to pray so they wouldn't ram into me and kill me with all that extra weight? ;D

No, I meant that you would pray because they did ram into you. ;D

@johnny reb, but it looks like that extra weight is an issue (so I was right with my observations after all...):

globalsportmatters.com/health/2018/08/07/nfl-linemen-contend-post-football-pounds/

"expectation of winning in the trenches, however, can cause players to live relatively unhealthy lifestyles, ballooning to sizes far above their body's natural weight."

You are right. Quoting:

67% of NFL players are black, with 17% of quarterbacks being black.

Translating into Whiteish:

23% of NFL players are white, with 83% of quarterbacks being white.

I wonder why...

American football teams did scout football players. Did football teams scout America football players?

And games younger than American football still are more popular around the world. Basketball, volleyball...

Maybe they're fast in sprint, but football/soccer most of the time is not sprint, but a kind of marathon - a football match lasts 90 minutes (unless there's overtime - then it's longer) and all you do is run during this time and there's only one break. So soccer players have to be in good shape. When I was watching that NFL match I've noticed that there were breaks all the time - a bit of playing and then some kind of break - to the point that it got irritating and I stopped watching it, because I got bored with it... (btw, I don't mean that soccer is more fascinating - people in different countries are simply used to different sports).

So, I wonder in what kind of shape those NFL players with that extra weight really are and whether they would be able to run after a ball for 45 minutes straight, then one break and another 45 minutes of running...

Let's face it...Soccer players are a lot more likely to be good material for magazines for chicks - dressed or undressed. I mean players, not chicks.

Its also great for taking naps.


Those big fat guys are blockers they dont have to run much only crush the opponet with their massive weight.


Its the forbidden secret we all know about but cant say anything or youre racist.

Anyone would think that the tread was about an obscure game played in only one country.

Meanwhile, Brazil and S*rbia are more than half way through and neither side have scored yet. Come on Brazil!

Its not on TV over here, not enough ppl are interested in watching.

If you want to see the game you have to go to a pub or pay for thru a special network.. No thanks.

I wonder if they will show US vs Britan. Is it British or England or are there 2 teams? what about Manchester dont they have a team? Very confusing. Its no wonder, everyone is drunk and ready to hooliganize the stadium.

It's always fun to watch Brazil play even if they haven't scored yet.

They forgot to read the instructions or are afraid to make the other guys sad.

Put a sock in it, troll...

Interesting game; Brazil should have scored by now and have been close.

edit, they just have and that is of course good.

Nobody will beat our 7:1.....at least Germany will have that! :)

The rest of the world isn't laughing though, because the whole world plays football and not American football :) ;)


I doubt it... Football players have been playing since they were kids. I think it's rather unlikely that an adult NFL player who didn't have much to do with football would be able to reach the necessary level of skills to play "soccer" professionally with and against players who've been doing it all their lives:

youtu.be/t00j8NDH6gU

I wonder how it looks the other way around...


I don't just mean those guys (because I saw those really big ones too), but even those more regular looking ones looked somewhat overweight. It was a bit disappointing, because that's not how American football players look in American movies lol ;D

2 : 0 for Brazil, beautiful goal.

....not starting to gloat about Serbia....Crg must feel awful!