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Football World Cup '22


Alien 12 | 2,782
4 Dec 2022 #391
England vs. Senegal 3:0
Novichok 4 | 7,208
4 Dec 2022 #392
Friday, 18th December

Two more agonizingly long weeks...What have we done to be punished like this...
Miloslaw 15 | 4,690
4 Dec 2022 #393
We lost against probably also the next - World Champions. This Mbappe guy is an alien from outer space, much better than Lewandowski.

100%.
No shame for Poland to lose to a team as good as that.
And Lewandowski got his second goal!

What have we done to be punished like this

Just learn to enjoy the most popular team sport in the world.....
Lenka 3 | 3,083
4 Dec 2022 #394
@Novichok
You really can just not read the thread.

This tournament changed my opinion of Szczęsny. And not because of his defense but his interaction with his son.
Miloslaw 15 | 4,690
4 Dec 2022 #395
This tournament changed my opinion of Szczęsny

Why?
He has been a good man and good player, even when he played for my team, Arsenal.
What negatives did you feel about Szcezseny?
OP Joker 4 | 2,585
4 Dec 2022 #396
Just learn to enjoy the most popular team sport in the world.....

What other sports do you play over there? You cant swim, skate or catch a ball. It must be that game you wear those woolly sweaters, oh yeah, Cricket! Hahaha
Novichok 4 | 7,208
4 Dec 2022 #397
Team sports suck because once you graduate it's over and you (editorial) start getting lazy and fat.
The only activities that are worth pursuing are weightlifting and bodybuilding. Both are cheap, you can do them year-round and you don't need a team because when you are in the gym, your "team" is either getting drunk or fat watching others do sports from that easy recliner with buttons and motors.
Miloslaw 15 | 4,690
4 Dec 2022 #398
What other sports do you play over there?

We don't play "Girly Sports", like the Yanks do.

Team sports suck because once you graduate it's over

Bloody hell!
American sportsmen need a degree?????
Nuts!!!!!
OP Joker 4 | 2,585
4 Dec 2022 #399
We don't play "Girly Sports", like the Yanks do.

So, the answer is no then. Do the Brits even have a Olympic ski team? I suppose, with no place to practice, it would be as useless as the Jamaican Bobsled team! LOL
Bratwurst Boy 12 | 12,304
5 Dec 2022 #400
The true winners of feetball :)

Next time guys....we show them next time!



reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/zcf4h9/the_true_winners_of_feetball/
OP Joker 4 | 2,585
5 Dec 2022 #401
Better luck next time is all you can say. Shrug it off and go have a beer.
Novichok 4 | 7,208
5 Dec 2022 #402
youtu.be/PbdeHoDJZIE

Five minutes better than any game so far...Unbelievable...
OP Joker 4 | 2,585
5 Dec 2022 #403
That was much better than sitting thru 90 mins of watching them running around in circles.
Novichok 4 | 7,208
5 Dec 2022 #404
I never watch soccer but I have to admit I was impressed.

How on earth do they kick those curved shots? Amazing...
OP Joker 4 | 2,585
5 Dec 2022 #405
curved shots?

They are the same as a cue ball in a game of pool.

The Limeys play Frenchy next.
Paulina 13 | 3,406
5 Dec 2022 #406
@Przelotnyptak1, what does it matter that Serbs are Slavic? So are RuSSians and look at what they've done to other Slavs for centuries. That's why it's completely meaningless to me. Serbs may be Slavs by blood, but mentally they're brothers of RuSSia. That's all that matters for me in the end.

No shame. We lost against the current - and probably also the next - World Champions.

Yes, the French were clearly a better team and out of our league, but that was a good match and a pleasure to see that the Polish team knows how to play football after all ;D That was like a completely different team than in that match with Argentina (which was a pain to watch). I sat glued to the TV the whole time :))

And a special round of applause for Szczęsny, who was nicknamed the Polish Minister of Defence in Poland :))):

football-italia.net/szczesny-is-world-cups-best-goalkeeper-and-daddy/

His son looks like a little angel, btw :)) 🤗❤️

This Mbappe guy is an alien from outer space - at this moment much better than Lewandowski.

Yup. That guy is a beast :O And to think that it's their "worse" squad, because Benzema and some others are out due to injuries... I wish we had such "worse" squad as our best squad lol

That was much better than sitting thru 90 mins of watching them running around in circles.

That's because you're accustomed to sports where there's a lot of scoring and those 5 minutes show scoring goals. Football/soccer pitch is big - you have to run a lot in order to get to that point when you can score. Of course the opposite team doesn't want you to score, so they will do everything possible to not let you score.

What you call "running in circles" is part of the strategy, but also fun and beauty of that sport. It's not only about scoring, but HOW you get to that point when you score a goal.

It's also a myth that you can easily go to the toilet or sth during a football match, because "nothing happens". It happened quite a few times (when I was still watching games of Polish team) that I went to pee or to make some tea and in that precise moment someone scored a goal ;P

I think the fact that so few goals are scored in football makes them more rare, precious and celebrated. It's because all the players work hard for that one goal. So those goals are like a cherry on the top. It's not like in basketball, hockey, volleyball and handball where there's a lot of scoring. And yet, I somehow don't find those fast-paced sports any more interesting than football/soccer and I've watched them all.

Btw, some of the stuff I talked about is explained in more detail in this video - 'AMERICAN Reacts to Football Explained for Clueless Americans" :):

youtu.be/SaZS27hLJi0
johnny reb 40 | 7,756
5 Dec 2022 #407
but also fun and beauty of that sport. It's not only about scoring, but HOW you get to that point when you score a goal.

Kind of like the sport of sex then.
Not just about scoring but the fun and beauty in the strategy of getting her properly primed before scoring the goal.
Where is Ptak when I need his expert opinion. HooT !
Paulina 13 | 3,406
5 Dec 2022 #408
@johnny reb, yes, I think that a sexual metaphor is actually appropriate this time lol

Because...:

I have to admit I was impressed.

...this is impressive too :):

youtu.be/_dBz4dTZocg

That's one of the reasons people are watching football and not just to see goals being scored, imho :)
johnny reb 40 | 7,756
5 Dec 2022 #409
think that a sexual metaphor is actually appropriate this time

You did a great job making your point last time in very mature and levelheaded manner.
I was so impressed that I even took note.
Good job !
I learned a lot about the game of soccer from this thread.
I knew zilch about it before, besides sitting in a Pub hearing GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL !
Bratwurst Boy 12 | 12,304
5 Dec 2022 #410
The dirt comes out now....

According to information from ARD, a large part of the DFB team spoke out against the mouth-to-mouth gesture before the Japan game. Only captain Manuel #Neuer and Leon #Goretzka supported the protest.

twitter.com/FCBayernGER/status/1599358006440865793

But the rest didn't dare to stand up and concentrate on playing football....sissies!

Reminds me about bad old commie times as the polit officer in the team made sure all kept their mouths shut and toed the official ordered line....but the GDR won at least more often (doped to the gills).....
Alien 12 | 2,782
5 Dec 2022 #411
Who will win, Japan or Croatia?
Crnogorac3 2 | 821
5 Dec 2022 #412
Japan says they don't fear Croatia considering they already beat Germany and Spain. They say they will fight on the pitch like the Samurai.

breakingnews.ie/amp/world-cup/yuto-nagatomo-calls-for-japan-to-evoke-the-samurai-spirit-in-croatia-tie-1401120.html

On the other hand, the Croatia coach is said to be in fear of this player Barisic who is most likely to start today.

dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup-mafia-gangster-moth-28639848

The Japanese Samurai take the lead, Japan winning 1-0 at halftime!

youtu.be/4e36rihloto
Bratwurst Boy 12 | 12,304
5 Dec 2022 #413
It's no shame to lose to this japanese team...they gained lotsa fans with their way!
Alien 12 | 2,782
5 Dec 2022 #414
1:1 after 90 min.
Alien 12 | 2,782
5 Dec 2022 #415
1:1 after 120 min.
Bratwurst Boy 12 | 12,304
5 Dec 2022 #417
Congrats Croatia....still abit sad to see the Japanese go....
Alien 12 | 2,782
5 Dec 2022 #418
Brasil is just breaking down South Korea, 3:1 after 30 min.
Alien 12 | 2,782
5 Dec 2022 #419
Sorry, 4:0 after 60 min.
Miloslaw 15 | 4,690
5 Dec 2022 #420
4 - 1 at the end.
Brazil must be nailed on favourites to win this now.
I said before it started that it would be a Brazil v France final.
I still think that is on.


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