CEE - Central European Empire

Unofficial representative of Germany: Bratwurstboy
Unofficial representative of Austria: Bratwurstboy
Unofficial representative of Poland: Mr Grunwald
Unofficial representative of Czech Republic: Convex
Unofficial representative of Slovakia: Convex
Unofficial representative of Hungary: Torq

Elections will be held if anyone will sign off his/her offices

After we have cleared up the leadership we can move towards global politics

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SeanBM for the Celtic Isles!

Hahahaha, Southern gets Greece :)

CEE - Central European Empire

It seems that Prague should be the capital.

I certainly agree, it is in the center, and I have heard it is a very nice city
But I will have to wait until all of the representatives will be assambled


Do you have any propositions? I am open for any trade agreements


Oh dear
him + crisis = not good

Sure I do loads of'em: of, off, onto, opposite, outside, over, past, through, toward, under, up, with.

Wait... you did say prepositions, right?

No I said propositions

Ok, and I will take over Western Europe as potentate. I will form a cordon of alliances and start a Bantje-Bantje war and that'll be the end of the Central European Empire.

>^..^<

M-G (we need new Hinterland)

UN have already got my letter about your plans, now it is all illegal
You started it in Belgium right?
You a Belgian representative?

I can't...I'm still on my quest of the lost helmet! :(
Who has ever seen a leader without helmet!!!


Agreed, Prague is nice, has this german touch, is quite in the middle and Berlin avoids all these beaurocreats...

I have found it! Look!

I accept. Eljen Magyarorszag!


I propose that we use the traditional name of Upper Hungary for that particular province.


As a Hungarian representative, I would like to draw the attention of my Polish, German,
Austrian and Czech colleagues that 72% of Hungarian lands are still under foreign
occupation.

In the name of internal peace of our glorious Empire, we give up any territorial
claims on Austria and Slovakia (as long as they are properly called Upper Hungary
in all official imperial documents and maps).

However, we surely cannot tolerate the occupation of Imperial lands by Romania, Serbia
and Croatia. Something has to be done - the Honour of the Empire demands it!

Well...it's a helmet...yes (and a really cute one)...but not THE helmet!


Of course! Nothing unifies a baby empire more than a common, good old fashioned war...*nods*

But...you know...we need helmets for that, helmets we don't have...so...we need another, more creative alternative!

SeanBM will get us our avatars back. We can start mobilizing - I will lead the invasion
of Transylvania myself!

BB can you take the imperial helmet for now and focus on more important matters?


Then it is settled
Official representatives of Hungary and Poland have come to light


As I have deep interest in history I would second that but ONLY if the Slovakian representative will give us his/her opinion and accept the term


I will inform the Polish military commanders about this


Germany has industry, how much of the industrial capacity can you sett off to the helmet making? Although it is important to remember that certain units as modern cavalry, and air force are much more important then standing infantry I know for sure that our Special forces do have helmets if that is a worry.


Ahh sorry i skipped that one I will inform the military commanders to move into your headquarters regarding the invasion of Transylvania

Although such matters can wait for a few weeks we must first get to agree upon a symbol or flag before we go rush into things. Even the EU which have fallen had some sort of flag. It should be unifying

(about this symbolism I have a important question to the Hungarian representative the Cross in the Slovakian flag could it count as an symbol for both Hungary and "Upper Hungary"?)

I gave you TWO helmets!

>^..^<

M-G (has gazillions of troops pulled together encircling the CEE)

Of course, as a Hungarian province, it is understandable that they use our coat of arms
cross on their flag - we have absolutely nothing against it. Quite the contrary.


*Yaaawn*

We have German military technique and Polish bravery - where are YOUR troops from,
France and Italy?

Shhhh don't tell him the facts! We need a giant victory for our countries!

M-G just step into our empire we will welcome you with flowers and such :D
(hopes for his plan to succeed)

What more "important matters"???
I'm going nowhere without my helmet...and why is everybody giving me other helmets!!! There is only one!!!

Well, as you may have noticed, I'm currently enjailed by evil Torq and his puppet regime, so I have for now somewhat bigger fish to fry like releasing my ppl and rise up against opression. So we have to postpone the Bantje-Bantje war a little bit, if that is ok with you?

>^..^<

M-G (we do have American and Russian support though)

Hah! I laugh at your silly little army you little caaaaniggggets!
(it was "taken" from a Monty Python move just so you know)


Buahahhaha we won't arrange Olympics and we have all the Vodka the Russians have send us already (very good actually)


How many times do I have to show it to you? I have found your helmet, the only thing I need to do is to get the power to return it to PF!

Hate to spoil your fun, but we do have nifty little devices called Nuclear Missiles, which I recall are not to be found on the territory of the CEE. And I kinda like that fact.

>^..^<

M-G (guess I will use my free phone call to instruct for a little test ride on CEE soil)

You know that using nuclear weapons will send a chain of reactions in the entire globe. I can't even recall CEE having any hostile attitude towards Western Europe (wanting to invade it etc) not only will the world go against you, but your own citizens! You yourself too If I am not mistaken!

Ha! The balance in the Cold War was based upon mutual destruction. Well, since the Russians and the Americans are on my side, there can be no fear of mutual destruction. Well, there will be destruction, but only in the CEE! Ha!

The first is already on its way. A little gift from friends, so to say :) We won't say where it will hit, it's a surprise :) We even took a picture of it for you:



>^..^<

M-G (has a hunch that it will soon be over with CEE)

You shouldn't have done that

You shouldn't have sent it to us, we have the technology to control it. Auto destroy it or Amsterdam will feel more then it has ever felt


Then it is decided, the cross will symbolize the Upper Hungarian province


Then put it on and represent your province! Do you want us to think that all Germans are little sissy's without helmets! Come with some proposals!

At first we haven't concluded the symbol of the Central European Empire
I would propose something in the line of a flag with all the symbols from each country/province

Rumor has it that wherever they go they leave no stone unturned, guests or not. Might makes right you know. Besides Americans are looking for piece of real estate to replace Guantanamo and Russians would love to have another little enclave more conveniently located. Netherlands I weep for thee.


How odd, this one malfunctioned, heading straight for Amsterdam. Could it be the guiding system? This one was made in CEE, outsourcing is a bi***.

SHT (Cracked the beer open, waiting for the light show to start. Look how pretty.)

*mulls this over*

*agrees and puts on cute helmet for the time being*

*rubs hand*


Okay...for the flag...I propose the colors of Prussia (black and white)...white with black border...and a huge black iron cross with the polish eagle in the middle of the black cross!

Would look good, ja? :)

For the name...what about "The Teutonic Hussars" ???

Conceding defeat already?

Erm...we are allies now in this new empire! Read the memo...
*points CEE secret police to thug for further observation*


We just need to organize an icehockey tournament what will the american and russian masses (and armies) keep occupied and when they don't look sit on this tiny, unruly province once called Holland.

Problem gone! :)

Memos, I always seem to miss them.


What’s it called now STASI-ski?

Good idea! :):):)