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CEE - Central European Empire


Mr Grunwald 19 | 1,542
10 May 2010  #1
Unofficial representative of Germany: Bratwurstboy
Unofficial representative of Austria: Bratwurstboy
Unofficial representative of Poland: Mr Grunwald
Unofficial representative of Czech Republic: Convex
Unofficial representative of Slovakia: Convex
Unofficial representative of Hungary: Torq

Elections will be held if anyone will sign off his/her offices

After we have cleared up the leadership we can move towards global politics


  • CEE
SeanBM 35 | 5,808
10 May 2010  #2
SeanBM for the Celtic Isles!

Hahahaha, Southern gets Greece :)
AdamKadmon 2 | 508
10 May 2010  #3
CEE - Central European Empire

It seems that Prague should be the capital.
OP Mr Grunwald 19 | 1,542
10 May 2010  #4
It seems that Prague should be the capital.

I certainly agree, it is in the center, and I have heard it is a very nice city
But I will have to wait until all of the representatives will be assambled

SeanBM for the Celtic Isles!

Do you have any propositions? I am open for any trade agreements

Hahahaha, Southern gets Greece :)

Oh dear
him + crisis = not good
SeanBM 35 | 5,808
10 May 2010  #5
Do you have any propositions?

Sure I do loads of'em: of, off, onto, opposite, outside, over, past, through, toward, under, up, with.

Wait... you did say prepositions, right?
OP Mr Grunwald 19 | 1,542
10 May 2010  #6
Wait... you did say prepositions, right?

No I said propositions
MareGaea 29 | 2,752
10 May 2010  #7
Ok, and I will take over Western Europe as potentate. I will form a cordon of alliances and start a Bantje-Bantje war and that'll be the end of the Central European Empire.

>^..^<

M-G (we need new Hinterland)
OP Mr Grunwald 19 | 1,542
10 May 2010  #8
Ok, and I will take over Western Europe as potentate.

UN have already got my letter about your plans, now it is all illegal
You started it in Belgium right?
You a Belgian representative?
Bratwurst Boy 5 | 9,683
10 May 2010  #9
Unofficial representative of Germany: Bratwurstboy
Unofficial representative of Austria: Bratwurstboy

I can't...I'm still on my quest of the lost helmet! :(
Who has ever seen a leader without helmet!!!

It seems that Prague should be the capital.

Agreed, Prague is nice, has this german touch, is quite in the middle and Berlin avoids all these beaurocreats...
Torq 26 | 2,363
10 May 2010  #11
Unofficial representative of Hungary: Torq

I accept. Eljen Magyarorszag!

Slovakia

I propose that we use the traditional name of Upper Hungary for that particular province.

we can move towards global politics

As a Hungarian representative, I would like to draw the attention of my Polish, German,
Austrian and Czech colleagues that 72% of Hungarian lands are still under foreign
occupation.

In the name of internal peace of our glorious Empire, we give up any territorial
claims on Austria and Slovakia (as long as they are properly called Upper Hungary
in all official imperial documents and maps).

However, we surely cannot tolerate the occupation of Imperial lands by Romania, Serbia
and Croatia. Something has to be done - the Honour of the Empire demands it!
Bratwurst Boy 5 | 9,683
10 May 2010  #12
I have found it! Look!

Well...it's a helmet...yes (and a really cute one)...but not THE helmet!

However, we surely cannot tolerate the occupation of Imperial lands by Romania, Serbia
and Croatia. Something has to be done - the Honour of the Empire demands it!

Of course! Nothing unifies a baby empire more than a common, good old fashioned war...*nods*

But...you know...we need helmets for that, helmets we don't have...so...we need another, more creative alternative!
Torq 26 | 2,363
10 May 2010  #13
But...you know...we need helmets for that

SeanBM will get us our avatars back. We can start mobilizing - I will lead the invasion
of Transylvania myself!
OP Mr Grunwald 19 | 1,542
10 May 2010  #14
Unofficial representative of Germany: Bratwurstboy
Unofficial representative of Austria: Bratwurstboy

BB can you take the imperial helmet for now and focus on more important matters?

I accept.

Then it is settled
Official representatives of Hungary and Poland have come to light

I propose that we use the traditional name of Upper Hungary for that particular province.

As I have deep interest in history I would second that but ONLY if the Slovakian representative will give us his/her opinion and accept the term

However, we surely cannot tolerate the occupation of Imperial lands by Romania, Serbia
and Croatia. Something has to be done - the Honour of the Empire demands it!

I will inform the Polish military commanders about this

But...you know...we need helmets for that, helmets we don't have...so...we need another, more creative alternative!

Germany has industry, how much of the industrial capacity can you sett off to the helmet making? Although it is important to remember that certain units as modern cavalry, and air force are much more important then standing infantry I know for sure that our Special forces do have helmets if that is a worry.

SeanBM will get us our avatars back. We can start mobilizing - I will lead the invasion
of Transylvania myself!

Ahh sorry i skipped that one I will inform the military commanders to move into your headquarters regarding the invasion of Transylvania

Although such matters can wait for a few weeks we must first get to agree upon a symbol or flag before we go rush into things. Even the EU which have fallen had some sort of flag. It should be unifying

(about this symbolism I have a important question to the Hungarian representative the Cross in the Slovakian flag could it count as an symbol for both Hungary and "Upper Hungary"?)
MareGaea 29 | 2,752
10 May 2010  #15
I can't...I'm still on my quest of the lost helmet! :(
Who has ever seen a leader without helmet!!!

I gave you TWO helmets!

>^..^<

M-G (has gazillions of troops pulled together encircling the CEE)
Torq 26 | 2,363
10 May 2010  #16
the Cross in the Slovakian flag could it count as an symbol for both Hungary and "Upper Hungary"

Of course, as a Hungarian province, it is understandable that they use our coat of arms
cross on their flag - we have absolutely nothing against it. Quite the contrary.

has gazillions of troops pulled together encircling the CEE

*Yaaawn*

We have German military technique and Polish bravery - where are YOUR troops from,
France and Italy?
OP Mr Grunwald 19 | 1,542
10 May 2010  #17
We have German military technique and Polish bravery - where are YOUR troops from,
France and Italy?

Shhhh don't tell him the facts! We need a giant victory for our countries!

M-G just step into our empire we will welcome you with flowers and such :D
(hopes for his plan to succeed)
Bratwurst Boy 5 | 9,683
10 May 2010  #18
BB can you take the imperial helmet for now and focus on more important matters?

What more "important matters"???
I'm going nowhere without my helmet...and why is everybody giving me other helmets!!! There is only one!!!
MareGaea 29 | 2,752
10 May 2010  #19
Well, as you may have noticed, I'm currently enjailed by evil Torq and his puppet regime, so I have for now somewhat bigger fish to fry like releasing my ppl and rise up against opression. So we have to postpone the Bantje-Bantje war a little bit, if that is ok with you?

>^..^<

M-G (we do have American and Russian support though)
OP Mr Grunwald 19 | 1,542
10 May 2010  #20
Hah! I laugh at your silly little army you little caaaaniggggets!
(it was "taken" from a Monty Python move just so you know)

(we do have American and Russian support though)

Buahahhaha we won't arrange Olympics and we have all the Vodka the Russians have send us already (very good actually)

I'm going nowhere without my helmet...

How many times do I have to show it to you? I have found your helmet, the only thing I need to do is to get the power to return it to PF!
MareGaea 29 | 2,752
10 May 2010  #21
Hah! I laugh at your silly little army you little caaaaniggggets!

Hate to spoil your fun, but we do have nifty little devices called Nuclear Missiles, which I recall are not to be found on the territory of the CEE. And I kinda like that fact.

>^..^<

M-G (guess I will use my free phone call to instruct for a little test ride on CEE soil)
OP Mr Grunwald 19 | 1,542
10 May 2010  #22
Hate to spoil your fun, but we do have nifty little devices called Nuclear Missiles, which I recall are not to be found on the territory of the CEE. And I kinda like that fact.

You know that using nuclear weapons will send a chain of reactions in the entire globe. I can't even recall CEE having any hostile attitude towards Western Europe (wanting to invade it etc) not only will the world go against you, but your own citizens! You yourself too If I am not mistaken!
MareGaea 29 | 2,752
11 May 2010  #23
Ha! The balance in the Cold War was based upon mutual destruction. Well, since the Russians and the Americans are on my side, there can be no fear of mutual destruction. Well, there will be destruction, but only in the CEE! Ha!

The first is already on its way. A little gift from friends, so to say :) We won't say where it will hit, it's a surprise :) We even took a picture of it for you:

Missiles for CEE

>^..^<

M-G (has a hunch that it will soon be over with CEE)
OP Mr Grunwald 19 | 1,542
11 May 2010  #24
The first is already on its way.

You shouldn't have done that

You shouldn't have sent it to us, we have the technology to control it. Auto destroy it or Amsterdam will feel more then it has ever felt

Of course, as a Hungarian province, it is understandable that they use our coat of arms
cross on their flag - we have absolutely nothing against it. Quite the contrary.

Then it is decided, the cross will symbolize the Upper Hungarian province

Well...it's a helmet...yes (and a really cute one)

Then put it on and represent your province! Do you want us to think that all Germans are little sissy's without helmets! Come with some proposals!

At first we haven't concluded the symbol of the Central European Empire
I would propose something in the line of a flag with all the symbols from each country/province
ShortHairThug - | 1,103
11 May 2010  #25
Well, since the Russians and the Americans are on my side

Rumor has it that wherever they go they leave no stone unturned, guests or not. Might makes right you know. Besides Americans are looking for piece of real estate to replace Guantanamo and Russians would love to have another little enclave more conveniently located. Netherlands I weep for thee.

The first is already on its way.

How odd, this one malfunctioned, heading straight for Amsterdam. Could it be the guiding system? This one was made in CEE, outsourcing is a bi***.

SHT (Cracked the beer open, waiting for the light show to start. Look how pretty.)
Bratwurst Boy 5 | 9,683
11 May 2010  #26
Then put it on and represent your province! Do you want us to think that all Germans are little sissy's without helmets! Come with some proposals!

*mulls this over*

*agrees and puts on cute helmet for the time being*

*rubs hand*


At first we haven't concluded the symbol of the Central European Empire
I would propose something in the line of a flag with all the symbols from each country/province

Okay...for the flag...I propose the colors of Prussia (black and white)...white with black border...and a huge black iron cross with the polish eagle in the middle of the black cross!

Would look good, ja? :)

For the name...what about "The Teutonic Hussars" ???
ShortHairThug - | 1,103
11 May 2010  #27
with the polish eagle in the middle of the black cross!

Conceding defeat already?
Bratwurst Boy 5 | 9,683
11 May 2010  #28
Erm...we are allies now in this new empire! Read the memo...
*points CEE secret police to thug for further observation*

Well, since the Russians and the Americans are on my side, there can be no fear of mutual destruction.

We just need to organize an icehockey tournament what will the american and russian masses (and armies) keep occupied and when they don't look sit on this tiny, unruly province once called Holland.

Problem gone! :)
ShortHairThug - | 1,103
11 May 2010  #29
memo...

Memos, I always seem to miss them.

*points CEE secret police to thug for further observation*

What’s it called now STASI-ski?
Bratwurst Boy 5 | 9,683
11 May 2010  #30
What’s it called now STASI-ski?

Good idea! :):):)


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