someone asked me if it snowed all the time! and was it anywhere near the North Pole!
someone once asked me if it was true that Polar Bears walked down the streets of Warsaw occasionally. Dead serious, a couple American kids believed this. sad really.
another good one was, while me and my father were sitting on a bus going to a hockey game, NJ Devils RULE!!!, and someone heard us speaking Polish she said: "Why, you're not speaking a dialect of German are you? I can't understand a single thing you are saying" My father replied: "No....we're speaking Polish...." so she says: "Oh, so you have your own language....."