Poland Parliament elections in October 2011

yes they are incompetent opposition fine, but there is a very good and competent government, right ?
Why for the last four years all media are going about what the opposition leader said or not, whatever he farted or not ?
Ridiculous? Yes!


Said a former homo sapient.
No sapient anymore.

I-S (what a dick)

Because the opposition leader himself tried to use the media to his advantage, by creating artificial hype around his person. Did you forget the famous trip to the grocer`s which proved that the Saviour knows nothing about Poland and sort of lives in a splendid isolation of his own obsessions? How about his everyday press conferences?

And the media eagerly joined in and covered the Saviour as he was running for a President last year and Prime Minister this year.

So, it is not about farting, it is about knowing what kind of person was going to rule Poland.


Iron, show more intelligence. Do I have to explain things to you like to a little child?


Sapiens? :):):):):):):)

When exactly did you leave high school? :):):):):)

[Bending under the pressure of accusation that PiS is being constantly poked fun of, I temporarily change a tack and show a scene from the other side of Sejm. This is sort of funny too, but not as funny as any of the PiS stories, you have to admit]:

In Polish Parliament political clubs get assigned office space at the Parliament Building, proportionally to number of seats they have won during parliamentary elections. Accordingly, the SLD club was recently asked by the Chancellery to vacate the rooms it previously occupied and give them to the third place winner, RP party. But SLD, in the person of Ryszard Kalisz, defended its former turf in front of cameras and delight of media crowds.

Reminds me my dormitory days..

For example somebody who would vulgarly insult his subordinates and destroy furniture in a act, being a wife abuser on the top of it couldn't be Prime Mister in Poland, right ?pawian ?:)

These are human traits, we can forgive Tusk certain deficiencies, errare humanum est*. But Tusk at least is aware of the reality. The Saviour`s case is different - the guy sometimes seems to have dropped from the moon.

Which of them makes a better Prime Minister? Moon dropping or down-to-earthing? :):):)

*Errare humanum est:

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/to_err_is_human

During a press conference today the PiS Chairman dr Jarosław Kaczyński, criticized the corrective measures of European Union regarding the Greece debt and advised his own two measures instead:

- debt reduction to 65%
- a real right of Greece to return to drachma.

This far-reaching splendid plan from our leading prominent economist drew unanimous support from the Polish Internet Community:

- Dear Jarek, please come up yet with an idea of what to do with the storms on Mars. They terribly mess up with sand.

- They gave only 50%, and he contra-proposed with 65%. And now who is better?

- Jarek, mercy for Poles, give it up!

- Following the well tested joke of Pan Zagłoba, why did not you offer the Netherlands to Greece?

- Mister Chairman, we await for your assessment of the Chinese Space Program!

- Today a flying saucer was seen above the PiS headquarters.

- Now, the entire Greece wishes to have Jarosław for their prime minister! , Jaroslaw, Jaroslaw! (They would not let me use Greek letters here, but you get the sense!)

I often read various comments on main news sites and never cease to admire the Polish sense of humour. :):):):)


Exactly! :):):)

Jarosław, Grecję zbaw!!! :):):)

Iron, you accused us of making fun of PiS and its leader. Do you still hold on to your views? :):):)

PS. On a serious note: Thank you, gracious God, for hearing our desperate prayers and not allowing this man to become the Prime Minister or President of Poland.

No, I only said that solely focusing on one party for x years while said party is in opposition is suspicious.


neither ?
Its very simple really, Germans will prosecute former STASI agents till 2019 and their are proud of it.
In Poland nobody were prosecuted and ass-holes are proud of it - is that for a good of Poland.
Thats says a lot for those who do not hesitate to use their brain .

Did you miss what I said before? It seems so...:(:(:(

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Nice move from Prime Minister to communist agents: :):):):)


Oh la la! Iron, are you one of the Saviour`s assistants/henchmen? The rhetorics you are using is very PiS-like.... :):):):):):)

In Polish there is an idiom: gonić w piętkę. It suits you well. :):):):):)

So what ? Because you use rhetorics of SB defenders and agent should I ask you - are you one of them?::))))


If I were you all la la laddies would have a reason to cry not to laugh:)))))


No, but it doesn't make sense, not in the long run. Nobody would be interested whats clowns even in opposition bench have to say for four years and more.

Not even to laugh at them.
I-S ( I'm good with those :)))))))))eh?)

Ooops, I don`t remember using SB- style rhetorics. Where exactly? Tell me as I tend to be a bit absent-minded at times. :):):):)


Clowns are useful. They make our day brighter.


Nope. Your smileys are too fat!! Double-, even triple-chinned!! :):):):)



You should definitely go on a crash diet! Now!!! :):):):)

The media thrives on sensation, incompetence, and general stupidity. In all three respects PIS is a far bigger target, as simple as that.

PiS clowns very willingly accept invitations to programs and interviews.

Here are links to latest TVN programs, the station that traditionally has had a bone to pick with PiS. PiS notable politicians are allowed to freely voice their opinion there.

Rymanowski Chat Show

24. 10
25.10
26. 10
27.10

tvn24.pl/15545,1,rozmowa.html

Olejnik`s program - one to one:

26.10
24.10
17.10

Iron and gumishu, Polish media are doing excellent job.

Care to check how well they are doing in number of viewers and readers ?
They are loosing monies on propaganda, I guess there are other perks involved eh?

You are quite ambiguous. What do you mean?

In case you didn`t understand me, let me say it again:
The fact is that PiS politicians are personally present in all major Polish media. If they do a crappy job there, it is their own fault.

Confusion: being in "state of rest" vs. being "retired"

Apparently in Polish parlance "stan spoczynku" and "emerytura" are two different things. I did not know that. This puts the Święczkowski and Barski affair into a new light. And now - that's very porky.

According to a story run in "Wyborcza" (*) - during reorganization of the National Prosecutor's Office (Prokuratura Krajowa) into the General Prosecutor's Office (Prokuratura Generalna) in the year 2010 only 45 prosecutors from the old office were hired for the new one. The remaining 27 prosecutors were given options to take positions in the cities where they had been involved prior to joining the old National Prosecutor's Office. Only one of them - Andrzej Kaucz - accepted the offer and now he is an Appellate Public Prosecutor in Wrocław.

Święczkowski, the head of the ABW in the PiS Government, got a job offer in Katowice, Barski - National Prosecutor in the same period - in £odz. They rejected the offers, like the other 24 prosecutors from the disbanded National Prosecutor's Office.

The status of the National Prosecutor allows to refuse a job offer. In such case one passes into a state of rest, without losing his salary.

The effect? They will be receiving full salary, which they had at the former position (between 12 and 14 thousand zloty each), without working, until they reach the retirement age of 65 years. After that, as pensioners, they will be receiving 75 percent of this amount.

The average age within this group of 26 "state of rest" prosecutors is 40-50 years. The youngest is 39, and the oldest 69 years old.

[Many juicy details elided]

12 names from that list of 26 people are the orphans of PiS. Some of them became National Prosecutors following the elections in 2007, when Ziobro - before handing over power - gave them the "golden parachutes" in the form of positions, from which they can only be removed if they commit an offence prosecutable ex officio.

(*)Wojciech Czuchnowski, "Biorą 10 tys. i nic nie robią. Bo są w spoczynku", 2011-10-2920:21

You are blaming PiS and not Tusk who's decision move them in state of rest .....
Are retarded ?

I can only guess why this status of holly cows has been upheld during the reformation of the prosecutor's office. But still this is strange.


You were saying?

Strange is that you are blaming PiS for the decisions made by Tusk.
Are you retarded?
During Tusk government there were increase by 100 000 in number of new holly cows in the public offices - pay by Polish taxpayers courtesy of Tusk gov ...strange you have never heard about that ?

I will give you a dollar for every single word where I said so in the first paragraph, which is my comment. The rest is is just a translation. Try reading with comprehension.


Keep it to yourself, thank you. I am not going to play your little childish game of insults.

Even if it was Tusk and his government who did it, so what?

If they hadn`t been employed, they would be unemployed now, right?

Holly cows? A bit early for decoration, isn't it?

I'm confident enough to behave childishly sometimes, not hiding behind shield of maturity. Whereas in reality you are afraid to be exposed as somebody who hardly can keep his shyte together or in nice not insulting way that you only keep a candle to my brilliance:)

No offense old goat but I see your that you are crawling all over than the thread and all you come up with are not-so-funny-jocks-about-PiS-and-crap.

Cheers !

And I see that you are concerning yourself with boring crap, I-S. Please tell me sth exciting regarding the elections. Make my night.

Tusk had nothing to do with that. That is Polish law.


Ooops, if you say so about gentle Boletus, I wonder what your opinion on malicious baboons is. :):):):):):):):)

Give him a medal or maybe lets employ another million or two eh?
holly cow who is going to pay for that ?seanus ?


Tusk won and sooner than latter shyte will hit the pan - enjoy !

My pans and fans are now covered. Anything interesting? You failed last time.

What are you talking about ?

Please tell me sth interesting from the elections. You haven't done so so far.

We are ready here in Poland!:




Why do you cover your pants? :):):):) Shy guy?