i am a GENTLEMAN who is not afraid to ask for advice and other people's opinion when he feels there is something more to learn
Your questions are ridiculous, you seem ridiculous, if you ask a stupid questions expect a stupid answer. If someone like you came anywhere near any Polish (or Irish) girl I know, they would either fall around laughing at you, or throw their cup of tea over you (assuming they dont drink alcohol in clubs)
What is hillarious is that you keep count of how many you kiss, and even more hillarious that although you seem to think your Gods gift to women, you cant get a shag :D You come across as an AliG type.
To be honest I think your just one of the regulars taking the piss and its a wind up.
If its not a wind up, I wish you luck in life and with the ladies.....I think you will need it lol