How to please Polish women?

Um, the first thing is to listen to them.

The second is to compliment them when they are trying on new clothes.

The next is to buy flowers and chocolates at timely moments.

The rest is X-rated so I invite my colleague to continue. Step up, pan southern

I am lying down in cunnilingus.

is she comfortable with the laptop on her belly? :P

Her belly is the laptop.

That's okay, your thesis is very nice and quite understandable.

if you do not have big unit then you need thick wallet to please polish woman or any woman anywhere

And still he became and Ex. Cruel world. Or ... cruel humans?

Where do you see the contentment here?

Polish women want both.Insatiable.

they do not like to fake it or what?

for the most part i think that most women just want to feel that thaey are #1 and the only one. that is human. there are quite a bit that you can not give a lil to because they will just want more and more and more untill the well is dry. ps Bekski if you make those placki for me while im in LA i would do all of the above(maybe not the cookies because i might eat the cookie dough)for you in a blink of an eye.

He probably wouldn't have become my ex-boyfriend, if he hadn't moved out of state.


You'd have to fight me for the cookie dough, lol! (When I was little my mom would tell me I'd get worms in my belly, by eating raw cookie dough.)

Haha thanks for calling it a thesis, that's where studying too much philosophy and literature than is good for you and a bunch of crushes on polish girls gets you. :-p

That's right Blondie, now he has to have $$$$$$$$$. After all, with women the most important feature women look for is security; um, financial security.

That's where you're wrong manager guy. I make a very comfortable living with money and investments, that I happen to earn all by myself. Read my post #6 before you jump to ridiculous conclusions.

Btw, my hair color is now strawberry blonde.

I know Polish women are hard to please.

My mother, my sister & I are easy going Polish women. We are happy the ways it is going for us. But my aunts and my cousins are plain looking women are difficut to please them. We always take them place we think is nice for them. They aren't happy in what we do for them. Even we gave them nice presents for Chirstmas and birthdays. They didn't like it. So we gave up. No wonder my uncles is unhappy to go out with them. Even mu cousins' husband don't want to go out with them. If they do, they have such a long faces and can't bear it.

Minie is 10 years younger than myself - and older, by a considerable margin. than 20 years - but is sill a hottie in the sack . . . much better than any 20 year old :)

so now we know how Robert A gets pleased;), thanks for sharing LOL

You're welcome ;)

How about you, aphrodisiac, how do you please your Polish woman?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

I leave Polish women to be pleased by foreigners, since there is obviously a line up judging by PF posts;)P

Dice, ROTFL! Absolutely superb! The never wrongs will deny that they need all that :)

Aphrodisiac, you said you are coming back to Poland. Were you studying somewhere? Just curious!

You seemed to have left out "gardener." You can always add number 55 to the list.

Dice, spot on, you're either married or have a lots of experience! lol.

Dice

Nice one, Dice :) Do you know the difference between men and women when they get older?

Woman: when an older woman takes a young toyboy she is showing she is still enjoying life, has guts and shows her femininity.

Man: when an older man takes a young toygirl, he's an old pervert.

:)

>^..^<

M-G (don't know how that works with felines though)

What was that about the 8th of March?

International Women's Day

From the beginning an old socialistic tradition.

Nope. You are not allowed to touch that area. Goes against woman's nesting instinct.

I second that. Better leave our things the way we arrange them (or be prepared to die a slow & painful death, ha!)

can anyone please tell me how polish woman treat men i am english be in relationship with a polish lady been living together for 1 year she always checks my phone go grazy if a woman talks to me says she going back to poland go crazy if home tens min late wont let me go to bank on my own i do everthing for her she has no bills to pay has a car she can use and i give 400 a month to spend she call me names i dont no what to do