I've met someone couple of months ago on holidays in Poland and we fell in love so much that we've decided to move in together (in Poland, in his apartment).(
Yeah ask your employer for 2 months off..Im sure they'll happily give it to you when you tell them why, in fact, they may even give you the rest of your life off..
As for going on the sick when not being ill, it's fraud, but please feel free to try and see what your employer does! We have dont "temporary disability or something" in this country..WTF do you think this country is?
I'd fire you on the spot if I was your boss.
Dito
don't bring these "customs" to the UK.
Looks like they have!
Do employees in U.K. have an annoying habit to call in sick when their nose starts running on a Sunday evening?
Thats called a hangover...I dont find that acceptable either..
Please give me an advise don't judge me.
Whilst you're living in my country and planning on commiting fraud I'll judge you till the cows come home...Please phuck off out of my country, there are British people who are actively looking for jobs and you have this attitude to yours? pft!